Finn: Glob Jake! I'm starving! I want....
Jake: It's adventure time! *does a Derp face and pushes his jowls up his ears*
Finn: Don't EVER do that again. That *says in a corny way* "It's adventure time!" Saying is pissing me off. Jake, I'm 17. You're.....I don't even know.
Jake:.........you don't need to. That well that is....*chuckles darkly and grins like Ice King*
Finn: Alright then.....*rolls eyes* Want to go to the Candy Kingdom and eat some thing.
Jake: Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe I'm a girl.....*pulls out a tutu and wears it* Do I look pretty?
Finn: No تبصرہ Jake. Just no comment.
Jake: *throws it off* I was just horsing around anyways......like fun stuff horsing around.
Finn: Yeah I know. Stretch into some animal and whatever.
Jake: Fine Mr. Rude and Moody. *turns into a cheetah* Grab on!
*A SUPER-FAST AWESOMENESS سیکنڈ LATER😝*
Jake: Well, we're here. And--OH MY GLOBBIT TATTOOS!
Finn: Wait آپ have tattoos? *screams like a little girl*
Jake: ??????? Finn, get the demon sword that آپ always randomly pull out in stupid situations right now and آپ always change it. *does crappy face and turns into normal Jake*
Finn: *calms down* Okay.....come on Finn. Don't be a baby.....
(DUMBEST FLASHBACK EVER ALERT😖)
Baby Finn: I'm a tough baby who's gonna مککا, عجیب الخلقت your buns! مککا, عجیب الخلقت ya buns! If your an evil which I'll مککا, عجیب الخلقت آپ for fun! And I'm gonna be so awesome and....and...
Joshua: ارے Son, time for medicine! *pulls out giant vaccine thing*
Baby Finn: NO DADDY! ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!! *blows up whole house*
Joshua: His power level have risen! Crap-a-doodles! *runs* Can't catch me now! ALALALALA!
(END OF FLASHBACK)
Finn: Yeah, I watch way too much Dragon Ball Z. *readies sword* Who are you, thingy in the bushes?
??????: .........Nobody important.....
END OF CHAPTER 1!
Jake: It's adventure time! *does a Derp face and pushes his jowls up his ears*
Finn: Don't EVER do that again. That *says in a corny way* "It's adventure time!" Saying is pissing me off. Jake, I'm 17. You're.....I don't even know.
Jake:.........you don't need to. That well that is....*chuckles darkly and grins like Ice King*
Finn: Alright then.....*rolls eyes* Want to go to the Candy Kingdom and eat some thing.
Jake: Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe I'm a girl.....*pulls out a tutu and wears it* Do I look pretty?
Finn: No تبصرہ Jake. Just no comment.
Jake: *throws it off* I was just horsing around anyways......like fun stuff horsing around.
Finn: Yeah I know. Stretch into some animal and whatever.
Jake: Fine Mr. Rude and Moody. *turns into a cheetah* Grab on!
*A SUPER-FAST AWESOMENESS سیکنڈ LATER😝*
Jake: Well, we're here. And--OH MY GLOBBIT TATTOOS!
Finn: Wait آپ have tattoos? *screams like a little girl*
Jake: ??????? Finn, get the demon sword that آپ always randomly pull out in stupid situations right now and آپ always change it. *does crappy face and turns into normal Jake*
Finn: *calms down* Okay.....come on Finn. Don't be a baby.....
(DUMBEST FLASHBACK EVER ALERT😖)
Baby Finn: I'm a tough baby who's gonna مککا, عجیب الخلقت your buns! مککا, عجیب الخلقت ya buns! If your an evil which I'll مککا, عجیب الخلقت آپ for fun! And I'm gonna be so awesome and....and...
Joshua: ارے Son, time for medicine! *pulls out giant vaccine thing*
Baby Finn: NO DADDY! ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!! *blows up whole house*
Joshua: His power level have risen! Crap-a-doodles! *runs* Can't catch me now! ALALALALA!
(END OF FLASHBACK)
Finn: Yeah, I watch way too much Dragon Ball Z. *readies sword* Who are you, thingy in the bushes?
??????: .........Nobody important.....
END OF CHAPTER 1!
