FADE IN:
EXT. ROBERT PATTINSON'S HOUSE

KRISTEN STEWART looks around apathetically while everyone plans her wedding around her.

ASHLEY GREENE
Ohmigod آپ have to wear these diamond-encrusted shoes! I know they're uncomfortable, but just do what I tell آپ anyway!

KRISTEN STEWART
That's totally fine, pretty much every one of my decisions in this series so far has been made سے طرف کی a man on my behalf, so the only difference now is that آپ have a vagina.

ASHLEY GREENE
Vagina dentata, actually, but you'll find out alllll about that when آپ become a vampire, whoo boy!


ROBERT PATTINSON goes to speak with KRISTEN....