Humphrey returns home. I did not ask for permission from Metallica یا Avenged Sevenfold to use their songs so please don’t spread this story to other sites for copyright reasons.
Humphrey’s plane landed at SIC.
“I’m too worried to drive, I’ll take a cab.”
Humphrey got down to the baggage claim and obviously skipped it.
“Hey, taxi!”
Humphrey got in.
“Ok, where to?”
“Take me to Jasper Park.”
“Hey, ok yep problem.”
“What did آپ just say?”
“Yep problem.”
“That doesn’t make sense.”
“You know, Master Chief doesn’t afraid of anything.”
“Yeah.”
They got to Jasper Park.
“Ok friend here we aren’t.”
“Thanks.”
On his way to Winston’s house, Humphrey saw some Omegas playing.
“They could spot me.”
Humphrey covered his face with his arms. He got to Winston’s house and put his paws up.
“Put me in jail.”
“Humphrey, what آپ did is wrong, killing Kate, an Alpha, you’re in major trouble for this.”
Humphrey’s دل seemed to swell up when he remembered he killed Hindu, Hutch, and Garth.
“Hey what happened to Hindu, Hutch, and Garth?”
“I, uhh, well.”
Winston had a disappointed look on his face. He knew Humphrey killed them too.
“Come in the house. I’ll hold Eve but آپ tell her what happened.”
“Someone’s coming, Eve.”
When she saw Humphrey, she dashed toward him.
“Whoa, Eve.”
“I’ll rip out آپ intestines and shove them back down your throat and جام that butcher چھری down too!”
“Eve, calm down!”
“You don’t know how pissed I am!”
“You’re going to be even مزید pissed when آپ know your son-in law is dead too.”
“You killed Garth!?”
“And Hindu and Hutch.”
Winston tied up Eve so she wouldn’t attack Humphrey. Humphrey kneed down so Winston could put him in cuffs.
“You’ll be in prison for life.”
“Jeez.”
Humphrey was put in his cell. Winston went back ہوم to see Kate. She had respawned.
“Hey Kate, what are آپ doing alive?”
“I respawned.”
“Oh.”
“I hope Humphrey has a lesson to learn.”
“He does. ارے want to see him?”
“Sure.”
They came to Humphrey.
“Humphrey, remember Kate, the girl آپ killed.”
Humphrey looked over.
“I’m sorry, Kate.”
Kate walked out.
“Hey, Winston, can آپ check to see if Shakey, Salty, and Mooch even like me anymore?”
“Yes, I’ll see.”
“Thanks Winston.”
“I’ll go see them.”
“Ok.”
Winston came to the 3.
“Shakey, Salty, Mooch.”
They Saluted Winston.
“Humphrey wants to know if آپ still like him.”
They all looked at each other.
“He’s a murderer, but I can forgive him,” Shakey said.
“I like him, he’s my friend,” Mooch said.
“I just don’t know, he did a terrible thing. I’ll accept him though.”
“Want to go visit him?”
“Sure.”
They got to Humphrey and Winston left.
“Hey guys.”
The 3 gave Humphrey a dirty look. Humphrey felt terrible.
“I’m sorry, Kate was about to take everything from me and was pissing me off.”
Mooch put his paw on Humphrey back through the bars.
“Humphrey, آپ gotta know that murdering people is wrong.”
“Yes. ارے guys, I know this is a lot to ask and I’d appreciate this so much but, would آپ form a band with me and we could play and کنسرٹ describing my actions with Kate, and everything that happened.”
“Humphrey, we’re your دوستوں and all but what آپ did is wrong.”
“I’ll شامل میں your band!” Mooch shouted.
“Ok, I will too,” Shakey said.
“Salty?”
“I just don’t know. I don’t know.”
“Please!”
“Ok. As long as I get bass.”
“Done.”
“I get drums!” Shakey said.
“Dude, آپ suck at drums,” Humphrey said, “Either way I’m Vocals and Rhythm guitar.
“Ok then, I’ll be lead guitar,” Shakey کہا changing his mind.
“I love drums anyway,” Mooch said.
“Can آپ get Winston?”
“Sure.”
They got Winston and came back.
“Yes, Humphrey?”
“Can I play a کنسرٹ with my friends?”
“Jeez, Humphrey I don’t know, I just can’t let آپ out.”
Humphrey made the begging face the just went right into Winston’s heart.
“Alright, I’ll make a deal with you, if Kate forgives آپ سے طرف کی this concert, you’re free to go, if Kate still hates you, well, there comes the electric chair.”
Humphrey ran to hug Winston but forgot the bars were in the way.
“Ahh! I’m ok.”
The اگلے day, Mooch bought a drum kit along with Shakey buying a گٹار and Salty buying a bass.
“I have my گٹار ready, what about آپ guys?”
“Yup.”
Everyone gathered together. Kate, Winston, Eve, Tony, Lilly, Hindu, Hutch, and Garth were at the front.
“Thank you, everyone for coming to our concert, as آپ know, I was recently put in jail for the murder of Kate, Garth, Hindu and Hutch. All 4 have respawned and I will now play this concert.”
The crowd howled as if they were cheering.
“This one’s about the famous saying ‘He who makes a beast out of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man.’ I got rid of the pain of being a man, I killed my wife.”
Everyone laughed except for Kate and Eve. In ( ) is what Kate sings (On last song) in [ ] is what Shakey sings in { } is what Mooch sings and in < > is what Salty sings. Between ** is what all sings
“Caught here in a fiery blaze, won’t loose my will to stay
I’ve tri-ie-ied to travel through the night, but hit severe weather
To برداشت, ریچھ an empty sight. My hand is on the trigger, I’m ready to ignite
No oasis here to see the sand is singing deathless words.
Can’t آپ help me as I’m starting to burn {All Alone}
Too many Doses and I’m starting to get an attraction.
My confidence is leaving me on my own <All Alone>
No one can save me and آپ know I don't want the attention.
As I-I-I adjust to my new sights the rarely tired lights
will take me to new heights.
My hand is on the trigger I'm ready to ignite.
Tomorrow might not make it but everything's all right.
Mental fiction follows me; دکھائیں me what it's like to be set free.
Can't آپ help me as I'm starting to burn {All Alone}
Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction.
My confidence is leaving me on my own <All Alone>
No one can save me and آپ know I don't want the attention.
I'm sorry you're not here I've been sane too long my vision's so unclear.
Now take a trip with me
but don't be surprised when things aren't what they seem.
Caught here in a fiery blaze, won't lose my will to stay.
These eyes won't see the same, after I flip today.
The solo came and it looked like Shakey and Humphrey were گٹار battling as Salty was standing on Mooch’s باس, گھنگھور drums
“Sometimes I don't know why we'd rather live than die,
We look up towards the sky for جوابات to our lives.
We may get some solutions but most just pass us by,
Don't want your absolution cause I can't make it right.
I'll make a beast out of myself, gets rid of all the pain of being a man.
Can't آپ help me as I'm startin' to burn {all alone}
Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction.
My confidence is leaving me on my own <all alone>
No one can save me and آپ know I don't want the attention.
I'm sorry you're not here I've been sane too long my vision's so unclear.
Now take a trip with me
but don't be surprised when things aren't what they seem.
I've known it from the start
All these good ideas will tear your brain apart.
Scared but you, آپ follow me
I'm too weird to live but much too rare to die.”
The crowd cheered.
“When we were fighting, I thought of Kate as a Beast, and a Harlot.”
“This shining city built of gold, a far cry from innocence,
There's مزید than meets the eye round here, look to the waters of the deep.
A city of evil.
There sat a seven-headed beast, ten horns raised from his head.
Symbolic woman sits on his تخت
but hatred strips her and leaves her naked.
The Beast and the Harlot.
She's a dwelling place for demons.
She's a cage for every unclean spirit, every filthy bird
and makes us drink the poisoned wine to fornicating with our kings.
The city dressed in jewels and gold, fine linen, myrrh with pearls.
Her plagues have come all at once as her mourners watch her burn.
Destroyed in an hour.
Merchants and captains of the world, sailors, navigators too.
Will weep and mourn this loss with her sins piled to the sky,
The Beast and the Harlot.
She's a dwelling place for demons.
She's a cage for every unclean spirit, every filthy bird
and makes us drink the poisoned wine to fornicating with our kings.
The دن has come for all us sinners.
If you're not a servant, you'll be struck to the ground.
Flee the burning, greedy city.
Lookin' back on her to see there's nothing around.
I don't believe in fairytales and no one wants to go to hell.
You've made the wrong decision and it's easy to see.
Now if آپ wanna serve above یا be a king below with us,
You're welcome to the city where your future is set forever.
She's a dwelling place for demons.
She's a cage for every unclean spirit, every filthy bird
and makes us drink the poisoned wine to fornicating with our kings.”
“Ok, so I felt like St. Anger during our fight. And I was also St. Anger when I was being hunted down.”
They all knew Metallica was next.
“Start us Shakey!”
“Saint Anger 'round my neck Saint Anger 'round my neck
He never gets respect Saint Anger 'round my neck
[You flush it out, آپ flush it out] Saint Anger 'round my neck
[you flush it out, آپ flush it out] He never gets respect
[you flush it out, آپ flush it out] Saint Anger 'round my neck
[You flush it out, آپ flush it out] He never gets respect
Fuck it all and no regrets, I hit the lights on these dark sets.
I need a voice to let myself To let myself go free.
Fuck it all and Fucking no regrets, I hit the lights on these dark sets.
Medallion noose, I'll hang myself. Saint Anger 'round my neck
I feel my world shake Like an earthquake Hard to see clearIs it me? Is it fear? I'm madly in anger with آپ I'm madly in anger with you
I'm madly in anger with آپ I'm madly in anger with you
Saint Anger 'round my neck Saint Anger 'round my neck
He never gets respect Saint Anger 'round my neck
[You flush it out, آپ flush it out] Saint Anger 'round my neck
[You flush it out, آپ flush it out] He never gets respect
[You flush it out, آپ flush it out]Saint Anger 'round my neck
[You flush it out, آپ flush it out] He never gets respect
Fuck it all and no regrets, I hit the lights on these dark sets.
I need a voice to let myself To let myself go free.
Fuck it all and fucking no regrets, I hit the lights on these dark sets.
Let down your noose, I'll hang myself. Saint Anger 'round my neck
I feel my world shake Like an earthquake Hard to see clear
Is it me? Is it fear?
I'm madly in anger with آپ I'm madly in anger with you
I'm madly in anger with آپ I'm madly in anger with you
and I want my anger to be healthy and I want my anger just for me
and I need my anger not to control yeah, and I want my anger to be me
and I need to set my anger free and I need to set my anger free
and I need to set my anger free and I need to set my anger free
SET IT FREE!”
(Repeats the “Fuck it all” part.)
The crowed cheered and Humphrey chuckled into the microphone.
“Before Kate pushed it, I was going to do was walk.”
These are shortened lyrics, the song is really 5 منٹ long.
“Can't آپ see I'm easily bothered سے طرف کی persistence
One step from lashing out at you... آپ want in to get under my skin
And call yourself a friend I've got مزید دوستوں like آپ What do I do?
Is there no standard anymore?
What it takes, who I am, where I've been Belong
آپ can't be something you're not Be yourself, سے طرف کی yourself
Stay away from me A lesson learned in life Known from the dawn of time
Respect, walk Run your mouth when I'm not around It's easy to achieve
آپ cry to weak دوستوں that sympathize
Can آپ hear the violins playing your song?
Those same دوستوں tell me your every word
Are آپ talking to me? No way punk.”
“We’re all about Metal when it comes to apologizing. We’re going to play One because what I did to Kate is similar to what this landmine did to this guy, but I’m not changing the lyrics because it’ll sound retarded.
“I can't remember anything can't tell if this is true یا dream
deep down inside I feel to scream this terrible silence stops me
now that the war is through with me I'm waking up, I cannot see
that there's not much left of me nothing is real but pain now
hold my breath as I wish for death oh please God, wake me
back in the womb it's much too real
in pumps life that I must feel
but can't look آگے to reveal look to the time when I'll live
fed through the tube that sticks in me just like a wartime novelty
tied to machines that make me be cut this life off from me
hold my breath as I wish for death oh please God, wake me
now the world is gone I'm just one
oh God, help me hold my breath as I wish for death
darkness imprisoning me
all that I see
absolute horror
I cannot live
I cannot die
trapped in myself
body my holding cell
landmine has taken my sight
taken my speech
taken my hearing
taken my arms
taken my legs
taken my soul
left me with life in HHHHHEEEEELLLLL!
“Avenged Sevenfold to Metallica to Pantera, we play all Metal! But what about rock? And Kate, please don’t go away from me mad.”
“Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah One Time yeah We could sail away
یا catch a freight train یا a rocket ship into outer space Nothing left to do
Too many things were کہا To ever make it feel Like yesterday did
Seasons must change Separate paths, separate ways If we blame it on anything Let's blame it on the rain I knew it all along
I'd have to write this song Too young to fall in love
Guess we knew it all along That's alright, that's okay
We were walking through some youth Smiling through the pain
That's alright, that's okay Let's turn the page My دوستوں called today
Down from L.A. They were shooting pool all night Sleeping half of the day
They کہا I could crash If I could find my own way
I told them آپ were leaving On a bus to go away That's alright, that's okay
We were two kids in love Trying to find our way That's alright, that's okay
Held our dreams in our hands Let our minds run away
That's alright, now that's okay We were walking through some youth
Smiling through the pain That's alright, let's turn the page
And remember what I say girl And it goes this way
Don't go away mad I don't want آپ to stay, Yeah Come on, girl
Come on, baby I'll say it one مزید time Girl, don't go away mad
Girl, just go away Girl, don't go away mad
Girl, just go away yeah, yeah Girl, don't go away mad
Kate was loving this concert. And she knew it was all for her. Humphrey, Shakey, Salty, and Mooch huddle together.
“Hey guys, we still have A Little Piece of Heaven to play, I have an idea, I’ll fall to the ground and Shakey will start us off as Mooch looks over his drum kit and Salty trying to get me up.”
“Sounds good.”
Humphrey fell to the ground. The crowd made one of those startled sounds. Mooch played the beginning. No one in the crowed knew what song it was so the crowd thought Shakey was playing one of those sorrowful tones. Out of nowhere the song got rocking and Humphrey got up
“Before the story begins, is it such a sin,
for me to take what's mine, until the end of time
We were مزید than friends, before the story ends,
And I will take what's mine, create what God would never design
Our love had been so strong for far too long, I was weak with fear that
something would go wrong, before the possibilities came true,
I took all possibility from آپ Almost laughed myself to tears,{<hahaha>}
conjuring her deepest fears
[come here آپ fucking bitch!!!]”
That part made Kate feel betrayed.
“Must have stabbed her fifty fucking times, I can't believe it,
Ripped her دل out right before her eyes, Eyes over easy, eat it eat it eat it
She was never this good in بستر even when she was sleeping
now she's just so perfect I've never been quite so fucking deep in
it goes on and on and on, I can keep آپ looking young and preserved forever, with a فاؤنٹین, چشمہ to spray on your youth whenever
’Cause I really always knew that my little crime
would be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs
and I know, I know it's not your time but bye, bye
and a word to the wise when the آگ کے, آگ dies
آپ think it's over but it's just begun baby don't cry
آپ had my heart, at least for the most part
’cause everybody's gotta die sometime, we fell apart let's make a new start
’cause everybody's gotta die sometime yeah but baby don't cry
Now possibilities I'd never considered,
are occurring the likes of which I'd never heard,
Now an angry soul comes back from beyond the grave,
to repossess a body with which I'd misbehaved Smiling right from ear to ear
Almost laughed herself to tears
Must have stabbed her fifty fucking times I can't believe it
Ripped her دل out right before her eyes Eyes over easy
Eat it eat it eat it Now that it's done I realize the error of my ways
I must venture back to apologize from somewhere far beyond the grave
I gotta make up for what I've done ’Cause I was all up in a piece of heaven
while آپ burned in hell, no peace forever
’Cause I really always knew that my little crime
would be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs
and I know, I know it's not your time but bye, bye
and a word to the wise when the آگ کے, آگ dies
آپ think it's over but it's just begun but baby don't cry
آپ had my heart, at least for the most part
’Cause everybody's gotta die sometime, We fell apart Let’s make a new start
’Cause everybody's gotta die sometime yeah But baby don't cry
There was a instrumental part.
“Kate, I really need آپ after this instrumental part, please come up here and sing!”
Kate looked at Eve.
“Don’t go and sing with that doucher!”
Kate looked at Winston.
“Go up and sing.”
Kate looked at Lilly. Lilly nodded her head obviously signaling yes. Kate looked at Tony. He gave an “I don’t care” motion.
“Garth what about you?”
“As long as he doesn’t kill you.”
Kate came up on stage.
“Thank آپ Kate.”
“I will suffer for so long
(What will آپ do, not long enough)
To make it up to you
(I pray to God that آپ do)
I'll do whatever آپ want me to do
(Well then I’ll grant آپ a chance)
And if it's not enough
(If it’s not enough, If it’s not enough)
If it's not enough
(Not enough)
Try again
(Try again)
And again
(And again)
Over and over again
(Over and over again)”
A chorus part came where the 5 on stage howled together.
“’Cause I really always knew that my little crime
would be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs
and I know, I know it's not your time
but bye, bye
*And a word to the wise when the آگ کے, آگ dies
آپ think it's over but it's just begun
but baby don't cry
آپ had my heart, at least for the most part
’Cause everybody's gotta die sometime, we fell apart
Let’s make a new start
’Cause everybody's gotta die sometime yeah
But baby don't* cry-y-y-y!”
“We’re going to play one مزید song. This one’s not really an apology song but it’s my way of apologizing to other dudes. Hindu, Hutch, Garth, would please come up and bring your instruments. Kate آپ can sit down.”
Kate hugged Humphrey. Hutch and Garth came up with guitars and Hindu cam up with a bass.
“What song are we playing.”
Mooch started a heartbeat tone on his باس, گھنگھور drum.
“I know what song it is now.”
Here in ( ) is what Garth sings in [ ] is what Hindu sings and in { } is what Hutch sing. In < > is what all sings.
“Like a siren in my head that always threatens to repeat,
Like a blind man that is strapped into the speeding driver's seat,
Like a face that learned to speak, when all it knew was how to bite,
(Like a misery that keeps me focused though I've gone astray,
Like an endless nightmare that I must awaken from each day!!)
Like Conviction, A premonition, Not worthy of so I deny...I deny!!
[I blind my eyes and try to force it all into place,
I stitch them up, see not my fall from grace!!
I blind my eyes, I hide and feel it passing me by,]
I open just in time to say goodbye!!
Almost like your life, Almost like your endless fight,
Curse, the دن is long, Realize آپ don't belong,
Disconnect somehow, Never stop the bleeding now,
Almost like your fight, And there it went,
{Almost like your life!!}
(Like a wound that keeps on bleeding to remind me not to think,
Like a raging river drowning when I only need a drink,
Like a poison that I swallow, but I want the world to die!!)
<Like a release from a prison that I didn't know I was in,>
Like a fight to live the past I prayed to leave from way back then,
Like a general without a mission until the war will start again...start again!!
[I blind my eyes and try to force it all into place,
I stitch them up, see not my fall from grace.
I blind my eyes, I hide and feel it passing me by,
I open just in time to say goodbye!!]
Almost like your life, Almost like your endless fight,
Curse, the دن is long, Realize آپ don't belong,
Disconnect somehow, Never stop the bleeding now,
Almost like your fight, And there it went,
{Almost like your life!!}
{[Like a touch from hell I feel how hot that it can get if آپ get caught,]}
(Like a strike from heaven turns that key that brings آپ straight down to your knees)
Like a touch from hell to feel how hot that it can get if i get caught,
Like a strike from heaven turns that key that brings آپ straight down to your knees, Almost like your life,
<Almost like your endless fight, Curse, the دن is long,
Realize آپ don't belong, Disconnect somehow,
Never stop the bleeding now, Almost like your fight,
And there it went, Almost like your life!!
That was just your life!!>”
“Thank you, Hindu, Hutch, and Garth.”
The 3 shook Humphrey’s paw. Everyone on stage got off. There was a court meeting for the whole pack. Winston was the judge.
“Humphrey, you’re been charged with the murder of 4 Alphas, Hindu, Hutch, Garth, and Kate. آپ just played a کنسرٹ to have them forgive you. If the 4 didn’t forgive you, it’s the electric chair for you.”
“Now…”
He was interrupted سے طرف کی Eve.
“No, I don’t forgive him! He should be put on the electric chair!”
“Eve, I wasn’t asking you.”
“I forgive him,” Hindu said.
“Me too,” Hutch agreed.
“He played all but one of the songs o that کنسرٹ to me, how can’t I forgive him?” Kate said.
“Garth?”
“Jeez, Humphrey is my best friend but he killed me… Who cares, I accept.”
“Humphrey has been set free!”
Everyone but Eve cheered. Kate and Humphrey got home.
“Hey Humphrey.”
“Yeah?”
“I’m sorry about the incident with Garth.”
“It’s ok.”
“Again, I wasn’t in heat.”
“Oh thank God!”
“Right now I am.”
Humphrey paused.
“Really?”
“Yes.”
“Is it the best time?”
“Yes, it is, آپ just apologized so here’s your reward.”
“Thank you.”
“You want to have puppies?”
“For the last time yes.”
They got romantic and loved on each other. They’re a couple again.
Humphrey’s plane landed at SIC.
“I’m too worried to drive, I’ll take a cab.”
Humphrey got down to the baggage claim and obviously skipped it.
“Hey, taxi!”
Humphrey got in.
“Ok, where to?”
“Take me to Jasper Park.”
“Hey, ok yep problem.”
“What did آپ just say?”
“Yep problem.”
“That doesn’t make sense.”
“You know, Master Chief doesn’t afraid of anything.”
“Yeah.”
They got to Jasper Park.
“Ok friend here we aren’t.”
“Thanks.”
On his way to Winston’s house, Humphrey saw some Omegas playing.
“They could spot me.”
Humphrey covered his face with his arms. He got to Winston’s house and put his paws up.
“Put me in jail.”
“Humphrey, what آپ did is wrong, killing Kate, an Alpha, you’re in major trouble for this.”
Humphrey’s دل seemed to swell up when he remembered he killed Hindu, Hutch, and Garth.
“Hey what happened to Hindu, Hutch, and Garth?”
“I, uhh, well.”
Winston had a disappointed look on his face. He knew Humphrey killed them too.
“Come in the house. I’ll hold Eve but آپ tell her what happened.”
“Someone’s coming, Eve.”
When she saw Humphrey, she dashed toward him.
“Whoa, Eve.”
“I’ll rip out آپ intestines and shove them back down your throat and جام that butcher چھری down too!”
“Eve, calm down!”
“You don’t know how pissed I am!”
“You’re going to be even مزید pissed when آپ know your son-in law is dead too.”
“You killed Garth!?”
“And Hindu and Hutch.”
Winston tied up Eve so she wouldn’t attack Humphrey. Humphrey kneed down so Winston could put him in cuffs.
“You’ll be in prison for life.”
“Jeez.”
Humphrey was put in his cell. Winston went back ہوم to see Kate. She had respawned.
“Hey Kate, what are آپ doing alive?”
“I respawned.”
“Oh.”
“I hope Humphrey has a lesson to learn.”
“He does. ارے want to see him?”
“Sure.”
They came to Humphrey.
“Humphrey, remember Kate, the girl آپ killed.”
Humphrey looked over.
“I’m sorry, Kate.”
Kate walked out.
“Hey, Winston, can آپ check to see if Shakey, Salty, and Mooch even like me anymore?”
“Yes, I’ll see.”
“Thanks Winston.”
“I’ll go see them.”
“Ok.”
Winston came to the 3.
“Shakey, Salty, Mooch.”
They Saluted Winston.
“Humphrey wants to know if آپ still like him.”
They all looked at each other.
“He’s a murderer, but I can forgive him,” Shakey said.
“I like him, he’s my friend,” Mooch said.
“I just don’t know, he did a terrible thing. I’ll accept him though.”
“Want to go visit him?”
“Sure.”
They got to Humphrey and Winston left.
“Hey guys.”
The 3 gave Humphrey a dirty look. Humphrey felt terrible.
“I’m sorry, Kate was about to take everything from me and was pissing me off.”
Mooch put his paw on Humphrey back through the bars.
“Humphrey, آپ gotta know that murdering people is wrong.”
“Yes. ارے guys, I know this is a lot to ask and I’d appreciate this so much but, would آپ form a band with me and we could play and کنسرٹ describing my actions with Kate, and everything that happened.”
“Humphrey, we’re your دوستوں and all but what آپ did is wrong.”
“I’ll شامل میں your band!” Mooch shouted.
“Ok, I will too,” Shakey said.
“Salty?”
“I just don’t know. I don’t know.”
“Please!”
“Ok. As long as I get bass.”
“Done.”
“I get drums!” Shakey said.
“Dude, آپ suck at drums,” Humphrey said, “Either way I’m Vocals and Rhythm guitar.
“Ok then, I’ll be lead guitar,” Shakey کہا changing his mind.
“I love drums anyway,” Mooch said.
“Can آپ get Winston?”
“Sure.”
They got Winston and came back.
“Yes, Humphrey?”
“Can I play a کنسرٹ with my friends?”
“Jeez, Humphrey I don’t know, I just can’t let آپ out.”
Humphrey made the begging face the just went right into Winston’s heart.
“Alright, I’ll make a deal with you, if Kate forgives آپ سے طرف کی this concert, you’re free to go, if Kate still hates you, well, there comes the electric chair.”
Humphrey ran to hug Winston but forgot the bars were in the way.
“Ahh! I’m ok.”
The اگلے day, Mooch bought a drum kit along with Shakey buying a گٹار and Salty buying a bass.
“I have my گٹار ready, what about آپ guys?”
“Yup.”
Everyone gathered together. Kate, Winston, Eve, Tony, Lilly, Hindu, Hutch, and Garth were at the front.
“Thank you, everyone for coming to our concert, as آپ know, I was recently put in jail for the murder of Kate, Garth, Hindu and Hutch. All 4 have respawned and I will now play this concert.”
The crowd howled as if they were cheering.
“This one’s about the famous saying ‘He who makes a beast out of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man.’ I got rid of the pain of being a man, I killed my wife.”
Everyone laughed except for Kate and Eve. In ( ) is what Kate sings (On last song) in [ ] is what Shakey sings in { } is what Mooch sings and in < > is what Salty sings. Between ** is what all sings
“Caught here in a fiery blaze, won’t loose my will to stay
I’ve tri-ie-ied to travel through the night, but hit severe weather
To برداشت, ریچھ an empty sight. My hand is on the trigger, I’m ready to ignite
No oasis here to see the sand is singing deathless words.
Can’t آپ help me as I’m starting to burn {All Alone}
Too many Doses and I’m starting to get an attraction.
My confidence is leaving me on my own <All Alone>
No one can save me and آپ know I don't want the attention.
As I-I-I adjust to my new sights the rarely tired lights
will take me to new heights.
My hand is on the trigger I'm ready to ignite.
Tomorrow might not make it but everything's all right.
Mental fiction follows me; دکھائیں me what it's like to be set free.
Can't آپ help me as I'm starting to burn {All Alone}
Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction.
My confidence is leaving me on my own <All Alone>
No one can save me and آپ know I don't want the attention.
I'm sorry you're not here I've been sane too long my vision's so unclear.
Now take a trip with me
but don't be surprised when things aren't what they seem.
Caught here in a fiery blaze, won't lose my will to stay.
These eyes won't see the same, after I flip today.
The solo came and it looked like Shakey and Humphrey were گٹار battling as Salty was standing on Mooch’s باس, گھنگھور drums
“Sometimes I don't know why we'd rather live than die,
We look up towards the sky for جوابات to our lives.
We may get some solutions but most just pass us by,
Don't want your absolution cause I can't make it right.
I'll make a beast out of myself, gets rid of all the pain of being a man.
Can't آپ help me as I'm startin' to burn {all alone}
Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction.
My confidence is leaving me on my own <all alone>
No one can save me and آپ know I don't want the attention.
I'm sorry you're not here I've been sane too long my vision's so unclear.
Now take a trip with me
but don't be surprised when things aren't what they seem.
I've known it from the start
All these good ideas will tear your brain apart.
Scared but you, آپ follow me
I'm too weird to live but much too rare to die.”
The crowd cheered.
“When we were fighting, I thought of Kate as a Beast, and a Harlot.”
“This shining city built of gold, a far cry from innocence,
There's مزید than meets the eye round here, look to the waters of the deep.
A city of evil.
There sat a seven-headed beast, ten horns raised from his head.
Symbolic woman sits on his تخت
but hatred strips her and leaves her naked.
The Beast and the Harlot.
She's a dwelling place for demons.
She's a cage for every unclean spirit, every filthy bird
and makes us drink the poisoned wine to fornicating with our kings.
The city dressed in jewels and gold, fine linen, myrrh with pearls.
Her plagues have come all at once as her mourners watch her burn.
Destroyed in an hour.
Merchants and captains of the world, sailors, navigators too.
Will weep and mourn this loss with her sins piled to the sky,
The Beast and the Harlot.
She's a dwelling place for demons.
She's a cage for every unclean spirit, every filthy bird
and makes us drink the poisoned wine to fornicating with our kings.
The دن has come for all us sinners.
If you're not a servant, you'll be struck to the ground.
Flee the burning, greedy city.
Lookin' back on her to see there's nothing around.
I don't believe in fairytales and no one wants to go to hell.
You've made the wrong decision and it's easy to see.
Now if آپ wanna serve above یا be a king below with us,
You're welcome to the city where your future is set forever.
She's a dwelling place for demons.
She's a cage for every unclean spirit, every filthy bird
and makes us drink the poisoned wine to fornicating with our kings.”
“Ok, so I felt like St. Anger during our fight. And I was also St. Anger when I was being hunted down.”
They all knew Metallica was next.
“Start us Shakey!”
“Saint Anger 'round my neck Saint Anger 'round my neck
He never gets respect Saint Anger 'round my neck
[You flush it out, آپ flush it out] Saint Anger 'round my neck
[you flush it out, آپ flush it out] He never gets respect
[you flush it out, آپ flush it out] Saint Anger 'round my neck
[You flush it out, آپ flush it out] He never gets respect
Fuck it all and no regrets, I hit the lights on these dark sets.
I need a voice to let myself To let myself go free.
Fuck it all and Fucking no regrets, I hit the lights on these dark sets.
Medallion noose, I'll hang myself. Saint Anger 'round my neck
I feel my world shake Like an earthquake Hard to see clearIs it me? Is it fear? I'm madly in anger with آپ I'm madly in anger with you
I'm madly in anger with آپ I'm madly in anger with you
Saint Anger 'round my neck Saint Anger 'round my neck
He never gets respect Saint Anger 'round my neck
[You flush it out, آپ flush it out] Saint Anger 'round my neck
[You flush it out, آپ flush it out] He never gets respect
[You flush it out, آپ flush it out]Saint Anger 'round my neck
[You flush it out, آپ flush it out] He never gets respect
Fuck it all and no regrets, I hit the lights on these dark sets.
I need a voice to let myself To let myself go free.
Fuck it all and fucking no regrets, I hit the lights on these dark sets.
Let down your noose, I'll hang myself. Saint Anger 'round my neck
I feel my world shake Like an earthquake Hard to see clear
Is it me? Is it fear?
I'm madly in anger with آپ I'm madly in anger with you
I'm madly in anger with آپ I'm madly in anger with you
and I want my anger to be healthy and I want my anger just for me
and I need my anger not to control yeah, and I want my anger to be me
and I need to set my anger free and I need to set my anger free
and I need to set my anger free and I need to set my anger free
SET IT FREE!”
(Repeats the “Fuck it all” part.)
The crowed cheered and Humphrey chuckled into the microphone.
“Before Kate pushed it, I was going to do was walk.”
These are shortened lyrics, the song is really 5 منٹ long.
“Can't آپ see I'm easily bothered سے طرف کی persistence
One step from lashing out at you... آپ want in to get under my skin
And call yourself a friend I've got مزید دوستوں like آپ What do I do?
Is there no standard anymore?
What it takes, who I am, where I've been Belong
آپ can't be something you're not Be yourself, سے طرف کی yourself
Stay away from me A lesson learned in life Known from the dawn of time
Respect, walk Run your mouth when I'm not around It's easy to achieve
آپ cry to weak دوستوں that sympathize
Can آپ hear the violins playing your song?
Those same دوستوں tell me your every word
Are آپ talking to me? No way punk.”
“We’re all about Metal when it comes to apologizing. We’re going to play One because what I did to Kate is similar to what this landmine did to this guy, but I’m not changing the lyrics because it’ll sound retarded.
“I can't remember anything can't tell if this is true یا dream
deep down inside I feel to scream this terrible silence stops me
now that the war is through with me I'm waking up, I cannot see
that there's not much left of me nothing is real but pain now
hold my breath as I wish for death oh please God, wake me
back in the womb it's much too real
in pumps life that I must feel
but can't look آگے to reveal look to the time when I'll live
fed through the tube that sticks in me just like a wartime novelty
tied to machines that make me be cut this life off from me
hold my breath as I wish for death oh please God, wake me
now the world is gone I'm just one
oh God, help me hold my breath as I wish for death
darkness imprisoning me
all that I see
absolute horror
I cannot live
I cannot die
trapped in myself
body my holding cell
landmine has taken my sight
taken my speech
taken my hearing
taken my arms
taken my legs
taken my soul
left me with life in HHHHHEEEEELLLLL!
“Avenged Sevenfold to Metallica to Pantera, we play all Metal! But what about rock? And Kate, please don’t go away from me mad.”
“Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah One Time yeah We could sail away
یا catch a freight train یا a rocket ship into outer space Nothing left to do
Too many things were کہا To ever make it feel Like yesterday did
Seasons must change Separate paths, separate ways If we blame it on anything Let's blame it on the rain I knew it all along
I'd have to write this song Too young to fall in love
Guess we knew it all along That's alright, that's okay
We were walking through some youth Smiling through the pain
That's alright, that's okay Let's turn the page My دوستوں called today
Down from L.A. They were shooting pool all night Sleeping half of the day
They کہا I could crash If I could find my own way
I told them آپ were leaving On a bus to go away That's alright, that's okay
We were two kids in love Trying to find our way That's alright, that's okay
Held our dreams in our hands Let our minds run away
That's alright, now that's okay We were walking through some youth
Smiling through the pain That's alright, let's turn the page
And remember what I say girl And it goes this way
Don't go away mad I don't want آپ to stay, Yeah Come on, girl
Come on, baby I'll say it one مزید time Girl, don't go away mad
Girl, just go away Girl, don't go away mad
Girl, just go away yeah, yeah Girl, don't go away mad
Kate was loving this concert. And she knew it was all for her. Humphrey, Shakey, Salty, and Mooch huddle together.
“Hey guys, we still have A Little Piece of Heaven to play, I have an idea, I’ll fall to the ground and Shakey will start us off as Mooch looks over his drum kit and Salty trying to get me up.”
“Sounds good.”
Humphrey fell to the ground. The crowd made one of those startled sounds. Mooch played the beginning. No one in the crowed knew what song it was so the crowd thought Shakey was playing one of those sorrowful tones. Out of nowhere the song got rocking and Humphrey got up
“Before the story begins, is it such a sin,
for me to take what's mine, until the end of time
We were مزید than friends, before the story ends,
And I will take what's mine, create what God would never design
Our love had been so strong for far too long, I was weak with fear that
something would go wrong, before the possibilities came true,
I took all possibility from آپ Almost laughed myself to tears,{<hahaha>}
conjuring her deepest fears
[come here آپ fucking bitch!!!]”
That part made Kate feel betrayed.
“Must have stabbed her fifty fucking times, I can't believe it,
Ripped her دل out right before her eyes, Eyes over easy, eat it eat it eat it
She was never this good in بستر even when she was sleeping
now she's just so perfect I've never been quite so fucking deep in
it goes on and on and on, I can keep آپ looking young and preserved forever, with a فاؤنٹین, چشمہ to spray on your youth whenever
’Cause I really always knew that my little crime
would be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs
and I know, I know it's not your time but bye, bye
and a word to the wise when the آگ کے, آگ dies
آپ think it's over but it's just begun baby don't cry
آپ had my heart, at least for the most part
’cause everybody's gotta die sometime, we fell apart let's make a new start
’cause everybody's gotta die sometime yeah but baby don't cry
Now possibilities I'd never considered,
are occurring the likes of which I'd never heard,
Now an angry soul comes back from beyond the grave,
to repossess a body with which I'd misbehaved Smiling right from ear to ear
Almost laughed herself to tears
Must have stabbed her fifty fucking times I can't believe it
Ripped her دل out right before her eyes Eyes over easy
Eat it eat it eat it Now that it's done I realize the error of my ways
I must venture back to apologize from somewhere far beyond the grave
I gotta make up for what I've done ’Cause I was all up in a piece of heaven
while آپ burned in hell, no peace forever
’Cause I really always knew that my little crime
would be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs
and I know, I know it's not your time but bye, bye
and a word to the wise when the آگ کے, آگ dies
آپ think it's over but it's just begun but baby don't cry
آپ had my heart, at least for the most part
’Cause everybody's gotta die sometime, We fell apart Let’s make a new start
’Cause everybody's gotta die sometime yeah But baby don't cry
There was a instrumental part.
“Kate, I really need آپ after this instrumental part, please come up here and sing!”
Kate looked at Eve.
“Don’t go and sing with that doucher!”
Kate looked at Winston.
“Go up and sing.”
Kate looked at Lilly. Lilly nodded her head obviously signaling yes. Kate looked at Tony. He gave an “I don’t care” motion.
“Garth what about you?”
“As long as he doesn’t kill you.”
Kate came up on stage.
“Thank آپ Kate.”
“I will suffer for so long
(What will آپ do, not long enough)
To make it up to you
(I pray to God that آپ do)
I'll do whatever آپ want me to do
(Well then I’ll grant آپ a chance)
And if it's not enough
(If it’s not enough, If it’s not enough)
If it's not enough
(Not enough)
Try again
(Try again)
And again
(And again)
Over and over again
(Over and over again)”
A chorus part came where the 5 on stage howled together.
“’Cause I really always knew that my little crime
would be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs
and I know, I know it's not your time
but bye, bye
*And a word to the wise when the آگ کے, آگ dies
آپ think it's over but it's just begun
but baby don't cry
آپ had my heart, at least for the most part
’Cause everybody's gotta die sometime, we fell apart
Let’s make a new start
’Cause everybody's gotta die sometime yeah
But baby don't* cry-y-y-y!”
“We’re going to play one مزید song. This one’s not really an apology song but it’s my way of apologizing to other dudes. Hindu, Hutch, Garth, would please come up and bring your instruments. Kate آپ can sit down.”
Kate hugged Humphrey. Hutch and Garth came up with guitars and Hindu cam up with a bass.
“What song are we playing.”
Mooch started a heartbeat tone on his باس, گھنگھور drum.
“I know what song it is now.”
Here in ( ) is what Garth sings in [ ] is what Hindu sings and in { } is what Hutch sing. In < > is what all sings.
“Like a siren in my head that always threatens to repeat,
Like a blind man that is strapped into the speeding driver's seat,
Like a face that learned to speak, when all it knew was how to bite,
(Like a misery that keeps me focused though I've gone astray,
Like an endless nightmare that I must awaken from each day!!)
Like Conviction, A premonition, Not worthy of so I deny...I deny!!
[I blind my eyes and try to force it all into place,
I stitch them up, see not my fall from grace!!
I blind my eyes, I hide and feel it passing me by,]
I open just in time to say goodbye!!
Almost like your life, Almost like your endless fight,
Curse, the دن is long, Realize آپ don't belong,
Disconnect somehow, Never stop the bleeding now,
Almost like your fight, And there it went,
{Almost like your life!!}
(Like a wound that keeps on bleeding to remind me not to think,
Like a raging river drowning when I only need a drink,
Like a poison that I swallow, but I want the world to die!!)
<Like a release from a prison that I didn't know I was in,>
Like a fight to live the past I prayed to leave from way back then,
Like a general without a mission until the war will start again...start again!!
[I blind my eyes and try to force it all into place,
I stitch them up, see not my fall from grace.
I blind my eyes, I hide and feel it passing me by,
I open just in time to say goodbye!!]
Almost like your life, Almost like your endless fight,
Curse, the دن is long, Realize آپ don't belong,
Disconnect somehow, Never stop the bleeding now,
Almost like your fight, And there it went,
{Almost like your life!!}
{[Like a touch from hell I feel how hot that it can get if آپ get caught,]}
(Like a strike from heaven turns that key that brings آپ straight down to your knees)
Like a touch from hell to feel how hot that it can get if i get caught,
Like a strike from heaven turns that key that brings آپ straight down to your knees, Almost like your life,
<Almost like your endless fight, Curse, the دن is long,
Realize آپ don't belong, Disconnect somehow,
Never stop the bleeding now, Almost like your fight,
And there it went, Almost like your life!!
That was just your life!!>”
“Thank you, Hindu, Hutch, and Garth.”
The 3 shook Humphrey’s paw. Everyone on stage got off. There was a court meeting for the whole pack. Winston was the judge.
“Humphrey, you’re been charged with the murder of 4 Alphas, Hindu, Hutch, Garth, and Kate. آپ just played a کنسرٹ to have them forgive you. If the 4 didn’t forgive you, it’s the electric chair for you.”
“Now…”
He was interrupted سے طرف کی Eve.
“No, I don’t forgive him! He should be put on the electric chair!”
“Eve, I wasn’t asking you.”
“I forgive him,” Hindu said.
“Me too,” Hutch agreed.
“He played all but one of the songs o that کنسرٹ to me, how can’t I forgive him?” Kate said.
“Garth?”
“Jeez, Humphrey is my best friend but he killed me… Who cares, I accept.”
“Humphrey has been set free!”
Everyone but Eve cheered. Kate and Humphrey got home.
“Hey Humphrey.”
“Yeah?”
“I’m sorry about the incident with Garth.”
“It’s ok.”
“Again, I wasn’t in heat.”
“Oh thank God!”
“Right now I am.”
Humphrey paused.
“Really?”
“Yes.”
“Is it the best time?”
“Yes, it is, آپ just apologized so here’s your reward.”
“Thank you.”
“You want to have puppies?”
“For the last time yes.”
They got romantic and loved on each other. They’re a couple again.
