From an email.
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually کہا in court, word for word, taken down and now published سے طرف کی court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Q:
Are آپ sexually active? A:
No, I just lie there. Q:
What is your تاریخ of birth? A:
July 15th. Q:
What year? A:
Every year. Q:
What gear were آپ in at the moment of the impact? A:
Gucci sweats and Reeboks. Q:
This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? A:
And in what ways does it affect your memory? A:
I forget. Q:
آپ forget? Can آپ give us an example of something that you've forgotten? Q:
How old is your son, the one living with you? A:
Thirty-eight یا thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q:
How long has he lived with you? A:
Forty-five years. Q:
What was the first thing your husband کہا to آپ when he woke up that morning? A:
He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q:
And why did that upset you? A:
My name is Susan. Q:
Do آپ know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo یا the occult? A:
We both do. Q:
We do. Q:
آپ do? A:
Yes, voodoo. Q:
Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the اگلے morning? A:
Did آپ actually pass the bar exam? Q:
The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? Q:
Were آپ present when your picture was taken? Q:
So the تاریخ of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? A:
And what were آپ doing at that time? Q:
She had three children, right? A:
How many were boys? A:
Were there any girls? Q:
How was your first marriage terminated? A:
سے طرف کی death. Q:
And سے طرف کی whose death was it terminated? Q:
Can آپ describe the individual? A:
He was about medium height and had a beard. Q:
Was this a male, یا a female? Q:
Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? A:
No, this is how I dress when I go to work. Q:
Doctor, how many autopsies have آپ performed on dead people? A:
All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Q:
ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? Q:
What school did آپ go to? A:
Do آپ recall the time that آپ examined the body? A:
The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Q:
And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? A:
No, he was sitting on the میز, جدول wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him. Q:
Are آپ qualified to give a urine sample? Q:
Doctor, before آپ performed the autopsy, did آپ check for a pulse?
A: No. Q:
Did آپ check for blood pressure?
A: No. Q:
Did آپ check for breathing?
A: No. Q:
So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when آپ began the autopsy?
A: No. Q:
How can آپ be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my ڈیسک in a jar. Q:
But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.