آپ used to get it in your fishnets
Now آپ only get it in your night dress
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness
Landed in a very common crisis
Everything's in order in a black hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though
That Bloody Mary's lacking a Tabasco
Remember when he used to be a rascal?

Oh that boy's a slag
The best آپ ever had
The best آپ ever had
Is just a memory and those dreams
Not as daft as they seem
Not as daft as they seem
My love when آپ dream them up...

Flicking through a little book of sex tips
Remember when the boys were all electric?
Now when she tells she's gonna get it
I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget it
Clinging to not getting sentimental
کہا she wasn't going but she went still
Likes her gentlemen to not be gentle
Was it a megadobber یا a betting pencil?

Oh that boy's a slag
The best آپ ever had
The best آپ ever had
Is just a memory and those dreams
Weren't as daft as they seem
Not as daft as they seem
My love when آپ dream them up
Oh, where did آپ go?
Where did آپ go?
Where did آپ go? Woah.

Falling about
آپ took a left off Last Laugh Lane
آپ just sounded it out
You're not coming back again.

Falling about
آپ took a left off Last Laugh Lane
آپ just sounded it out
You're not coming back again.

آپ used to get it in your fishnets
Now آپ only get it in your night dress
Started all the naughty nights with niceness
Landed in a very common crisis
Everything's in order in a black hole
Everything was pretty in the past though
That Bloody Mary's lacking in tabasco
Remember when he used to be a rascal?