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In today\'s Tweet Beat, poor Ariana Grande, Usher\'s dog might look better in that hat than he does and more important advice from Dr. Ruth.

Flight attendants: how the fuck do you do your job without freaking out? I bow to you. I bow to you with all the bows

u gotta do something heinous in ur previous life in order to come back as a rat.

I found two dead, half-eaten mice in the kitchen this morning the cat must have dragged in. Then I remembered I don\'t have a cat.

Biscuit Taco or Waffle Taco ...just remember if a man gets too fat it makes his penis appear shorter!

All I\'m Gunna Do When I Get My License Is Drive By My X\'s House REAL SLOW.

NOOOOO, people I admire, NOOOOO, don\'t start talking about zodiac signs

Scarlett stole my hat #NationalPuppyDay #damnkids #canthavenothing pic.twitter.com/PvHk8QV0FG

How about instead of me putting down my phone, you become more interesting?

Dear people who list more than one city as their location on social media profiles: We get it- you travel. Now calm down.

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