Ash and Pikachu

Jasmine:Your like so totally freak.
Malissa:Look who's talking.
*Mr.meow meow takes a crap in jasmine's food*
Jasmine:Eww.Icka*Scoff*
Kara:Bad grammar.
Alex:Kara,is icka even a word?
James:Nope.
Hailey:Is it because I'm deformed?!Because of my eyes?!Isn't it?!Isn't it!?!
*Ash breaks through the cafeteria window*
Some guy:Ow my eye!
Mallissa:Nobody cares!
Ash:Did someone say deformed?!Must kill deformed Pokemon!
*Ash takes out a knife*
Ash:Where is it?!
*Alex stares at him,till he catches fire*
Ash:AHHHHHHH!!!!!
*Alex pushes Ash out a closed window.*
Malissa:Freak!