CREDIT: evilbible.com
سب, سب سے اوپر Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian
10 - آپ vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed سے طرف کی other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
9 - آپ feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but آپ have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
8 - آپ laugh at polytheists, but آپ have no problem believing in a Triune God.
7 - Your face turns purple when آپ hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but آپ don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!
6 - آپ laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but آپ have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5 - آپ are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but آپ find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded سے طرف کی Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.
4 - آپ believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince آپ otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence آپ need to "prove" Christianity.
2 - آپ define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. آپ consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And آپ think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1 - آپ actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.
سب, سب سے اوپر Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian
10 - آپ vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed سے طرف کی other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
9 - آپ feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but آپ have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
8 - آپ laugh at polytheists, but آپ have no problem believing in a Triune God.
7 - Your face turns purple when آپ hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but آپ don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!
6 - آپ laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but آپ have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5 - آپ are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but آپ find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded سے طرف کی Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.
4 - آپ believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince آپ otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence آپ need to "prove" Christianity.
2 - آپ define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. آپ consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And آپ think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1 - آپ actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.