Types of Bats

مرینا is taking her meal to the big cook-off. The grilled سے bonito, آوازیں is steamy and fresh. She couldn’t wait to take ہوم the prize. This was going to be great. Shade is tagging along beside her.
Shade: Let’s take it over to the judge table. Get a gander, بطخا at the competition here.
Marina: I bet no one thought of bonito. They probably have a poorly-prepared پیزا یا some easy bake macaroni. Figures.
(Marina sees Griffin and Luna talking nearby. They see her and approach her.)
Griffin: Hi, Marina. I made some chicken strips. I put them in the microwave just like the directions said!
Luna: And I made...

Shade and مرینا are in their house cooking. مرینا is working hard to کرائیں جمع her dishes. Winning would mean being entered in the professional bake off اگلے week. She turns to Shade with the toppings for her grilled bonito, some fancy recipe she found in a cookbook.)
Marina: Shade, is the سے bonito, آوازیں almost done?
Shade: I just finished seasoning it. Now it just needs some cheese.
(Marina sprinkles the cheese on the meal and looks at it with satisfaction.) Time to savor it.
(Just then the door opens and Goth and Throbb come in. They look starving and come sit at the table, shoving Shade to the end. Marina...

مرینا is working hard to remake her bonito. Hopefully this one would be محفوظ from those carnivores now.
Shade: Relax. The سے bonito, آوازیں is safe. I locked all the doors, the windows are locked too, and I even clogged up the air vents. آپ are safe.
(Marina once again puts the toppings on her سے bonito, آوازیں and looks down with satisfaction.) Marina: Perfect for the bake off. This will knock them dead for my name isn’t مرینا Brightwing. B-R-I-G-H-T-W-I-N-G!
Shade: oops. I forgot to clog the toilets. آپ never know. Be right back.

Goth: Now to see what rewards come from wasting 15 منٹ of my life. (Takes bite...