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Last week I ran across an مضمون about a gorgeous cheerleader for the Houston Texans who also happens to be an aerospace engineer for NASA (link).

Of course the story got me wondering about other, مزید famous women with interesting academic pedigree یا intellectual pursuits; because, as we all know, there really is nothing sexier than a beautiful woman with some serious smarts. I knew that if I could figure out who those women were, I might just be able to come up with a فہرست of ladies مزید impressive than the annual popularity پولز published سے طرف کی magazines like People and Maxim.

Now before I...
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 Ariel would've rated much higher but for her fins...
Ariel would've rated much higher but for her fins...
So it's the دن after the long Thanksgiving weekend and I'm sitting at my ڈیسک at work thinking "Oh man, I wish I was still on vacation" when I hear two of my coworkers discussing Disney women. Or, مزید specifically, discussing which Disney cartoon female is the hottest of them all:

Coworker 1: What about Jasmine? She's hot!
Coworker 2: Yeah, but her nose was kind of on the big side, no?
Coworker 1: Maybe. What about Ariel?
Coworker 2: Mmm...isn't she underage?
Coworker 1: The Hunchback chick!
Coworker 2: Esmeralda? Mmm...yeah, she does this saucy dance in the movie...
Coworker 1: Yeah. That was hot....
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1) Elizabeth Taylor
2) Keeley hazel
3) Kate beckinsale
4) Tricia helfer
5) Monica belluci

There are many beautiful women in the world. This is simply a celebration of some of my favourites. Obviously not every stunner is on this فہرست and if آپ have any others آپ prefer please but them in the comments.
 1) Elizabeth taylor was a sex symbol for a reason. She is strikingly beautiful, beyond تفصیل the تصویر speaks for itself. Personally I find her famous بنفشی, وایلیٹ eyes hypnotic and enthralling as if she is staring into my soul.
1) Elizabeth taylor was a sex symbol for a reason. She is strikingly beautiful, beyond description the photo speaks for itself. Personally I find her famous violet eyes hypnotic and enthralling as if she is staring into my soul.
 1) Keeley hazell is a extremely successful british glamour model. Aside from her ample bosom and voluptuous physique she is also especially gorgeous.
1) Keeley hazell is a extremely successful british glamour model. Aside from her ample bosom and voluptuous physique she is also especially gorgeous.
 3) Kate beckinsale is a absolutly stunning english actress. She is why the word charming exists. Not only does she have a very sexy and eloquent accent but she has a smile that could melt the coldest heart.
3) Kate beckinsale is a absolutly stunning english actress. She is why the word charming exists. Not only does she have a very sexy and eloquent accent but she has a smile that could melt the coldest heart.
 5) Tricia helfer. When I first sore her on battlestar galactica my jaw hit the floor. She is so elegent and gracile like a godess. The Canadian hottie has worn many hair colours but my favourite is platinum blonde.
5) Tricia helfer. When I first sore her on battlestar galactica my jaw hit the floor. She is so elegent and gracile like a godess. The Canadian hottie has worn many hair colours but my favourite is platinum blonde.
 5) Monica belluci is quite simply a walking male fanatasy. Not only is she a classy Italian actress but lets face it; she's so hot the screen is smuldering.
5) Monica belluci is quite simply a walking male fanatasy. Not only is she a classy Italian actress but lets face it; she's so hot the screen is smuldering.
About two years ago, I made an مضمون about my سب, سب سے اوپر 10 most beautiful women that ever lived. But since then, my opinion has changed quite a bit, my number one isn't even the same anymore. This time I'm going to be doing a سب, سب سے اوپر 15 because these are beauties I think need to be talked about. My taste has changed and I feel like I've gotten a sense of what real beauty looks like, at least outer beauty. A lot of these women are considered to be some of the most beautiful women that ever lived and others not so much. But this is my opinion about their beauty alone and I'll even talk about how their...
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 Magic mirror on the screen, who is the fairest one of all?
Magic mirror on the screen, who is the fairest one of all?
I made a فہرست almost a سال پہلے about my سب, سب سے اوپر 10 most beautiful animated females but my فہرست has changed a little since then so I decided to do a remake. I hated only doing سب, سب سے اوپر 10 because there's so many that are so beautiful so I decided to make it the سب, سب سے اوپر 20. Please leave a تبصرہ telling me what آپ think of it but keep in mind it's just my opinion, enjoy.

20.Snow White(Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs)

I don't care too much for her as a character, but I still love her, but I have to say that she girl is absolutely gorgeous. I mean look at her in the picture I used of her, she looks like...
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posted by greedo
For many of us, the sitcom was our first non-cartoon introduction to the adult world. My fondest sitcom memories were of watching the potent NBC comedy lineup of Diff'rent Strokes and Silver Spoons on Friday night.

And as ridiculous as it sounds, the sitcom was also one of my first introductions to the world of beautiful women. Sure the women in sitcoms were usually less provocative than their soap opera یا primetime drama counterparts, but as a 10-year-old boy, there was nothing finer than seeing Erin Gray make her weekly entrance on the set of Silver Spoons. And in the sitcom hierarchy, there...
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posted by oldclockeye
These ladies prove the old adage that behind every great man is a woman a great man can get behind.

You might have noticed over the years that some of America's great Presidents have had seriously homely wives. The Commander-in-Chief of the forces that defeated the Nazis woke up every دن اگلے to a Walrus and poor, poor Bill Clintion has endured over 30 years of unspeakable torment. What's the point of being leader of the free world if آپ can't parlay your vast executive powers into a quality love life? But the historical record shows that some of our greatest leaders managed to succeed both...
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posted by isabelle_905
From an میل ای I got.

"The Rules" from the male side

We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.

1.    Men are NOT mind readers.

2.    Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. آپ need it down. آپ don’t hear us complaining about آپ leaving it down.

3.    Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon یا the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4.    ...
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I've been planning to do this for a while and my فہرست kept changing, so here it is. This is my سب, سب سے اوپر 5 most beautiful animated heroines, from either TV shows یا movies. Please تبصرہ but please remember that this is my opinion. So, without further ado, these are my سب, سب سے اوپر 5 most beautiful animated heroines.

5. Esmeralda (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
This girl is absolutely stunning! In my opinion, she's the most beautiful Disney heroine who's NOT an official Disney Princess. I love her thick raven black hair, bright green eyes, amazing body, and dazzling smile.

4. Katara (Avatar: The Last Airbender)...
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 Member of UK Pop Girl Group, Girls Aloud, has ranked #1 on FHM's Sexies Women of 2009
Member of UK Pop Girl Group, Girls Aloud, has ranked #1 on FHM's Sexies Women of 2009
Here's the list. Agree یا Disagree? Is your پسندیدہ missing... please share your opinions on the list. =]

1: Cheryl Cole
2: Megan لومڑی
3: Jessica Alba
4: Britney Spears
5: Keeley Hazell
6: Adriana Lima
7: Elisha Cuthbert
8: Kristin Kreuk
9: Anna Friel
10: Freida پنٹو
11: Ana Ivanovic
12: Abbey Clancey
13: Scarlett Johansson
14: Angelina Jolie
15: Kate Beckinsale
16: Summer Glau
17: Frankie Sandford
18: Marisa Tomei
19: Thandie Newton
20: Zoe سامن, سالمن
21: Natalie Portman
22: Olga Kurylenko
23: Katy Perry
24: Jennifer Aniston
25: Ali Larter
26: Jessica Biel
27: Hayden Panettiere
28: Eliza Dushku...
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posted by isabelle_905
Email.

Girls Don’t Realize These Things

I'm sorry
That I bought آپ roses
to tell آپ that I like you.

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with آپ when آپ were drunk.

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants.

I'm sorry
That I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised.

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy".

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk.

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy آپ expensive things.

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club.

I'm sorry
I would rather...
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posted by isabelle_905
Another email…


Dear Tech Support,

Last سال I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow-down in مجموعی طور پر system performance - particularly in the پھول and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, installation of Husband 1.0 seems to have uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed such other undesirable programs as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0.and Golf کلب 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging...
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posted by isabelle_905
Another email.

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the میز, جدول with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the دودھ carton.




WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check یا charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a ویژن ٹیلی set in her purse. "So, do آپ always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured...
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posted by isabelle_905
From another میل ای I got.
Guys: Enjoy!



New Evening Classes for Women

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What آپ Want Without Nagging

10. Driving...
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posted by isabelle_905
Great email.

A TRUE BOYFRIEND

When she walks away from آپ mad:
Follow her.

When she stares at your mouth:
Kiss her.

When she pushes آپ یا hit's you:
Grab her and don’t let go.

When she starts cussing at you:
Kiss her and tell her آپ love her.

When she's quiet:
Ask her what’s wrong.

When she ignores you:
Give her your attention.

When she pulls away:
Pull her back.

When آپ see her at her worst:
Tell her she's beautiful.

When آپ see her start crying:
Just hold her and don’t say a word.

When آپ see her walking:
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared:
Protect her.

When...
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posted by isabelle_905
From an میل ای I got.



TAKING A WOMAN TO بستر

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

At 8 -- آپ take her to بستر and tell her a story.

At 18 -- آپ tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- آپ don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells آپ a story and takes آپ to bed.

At 48 -- She tells آپ a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- آپ stay in بستر to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If آپ take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
posted by isabelle_905
More emails...

Men Are Just Happier People

Your last name stays put. The گیراج is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. آپ can be President. آپ can never be pregnant. آپ can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. آپ can wear NO شرٹ, قمیض to a water park. Car mechanics tell آپ the truth.

The world is your urinal. آپ never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. آپ don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, مزید pay. Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress - $5000. Tux rental...
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posted by isabelle_905
From an میل ای I got.

Rules for Men

1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten سے طرف کی his fellow partygoers.

2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, آپ must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

4) If you've known a guy for مزید than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless آپ actually marry her.

5) Complaining about the brand of free بیئر in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event,...
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posted by isabelle_905
More lovely emails!! Guys, pay attention!

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and آپ need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five منٹ is only five منٹ if آپ have just been دیا five مزید منٹ to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and آپ should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This isn’t...
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posted by isabelle_905
I didn't write this. I got it in an میل ای and it made me smile!!
Sorry guys, I just had to post it! :P



The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN دیا LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD...
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