From an میل ای I got.
TAKING A WOMAN TO بستر
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
At 8 -- آپ take her to بستر and tell her a story.
At 18 -- آپ tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- آپ don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells آپ a story and takes آپ to bed.
At 48 -- She tells آپ a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- آپ stay in بستر to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If آپ take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
TAKING A WOMAN TO بستر
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
At 8 -- آپ take her to بستر and tell her a story.
At 18 -- آپ tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- آپ don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells آپ a story and takes آپ to bed.
At 48 -- She tells آپ a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- آپ stay in بستر to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If آپ take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
1.) Eat Chocolate. Chocolate helps آپ have less stress which will make آپ feel better when having PMS.
2.) Try not to act like آپ are having your Premenstrual Syndrome. Such as, walking like something is wrong with your pad/tampon. Act like آپ have nothing wrong with آپ and act natural. Then, no one will know.
3.) When coming back from school/work, go to bed. Laying down helps your period and lets it go مزید smoothly so آپ won't have a delay in your usual period time. It also helps آپ relax.
4.) Be careful to not jump so much. It'll make all the blood come out faster and it'll make آپ feel, a bit uncomfortable.
5.) Change your pad/tampon daily یا hourly.
2.) Try not to act like آپ are having your Premenstrual Syndrome. Such as, walking like something is wrong with your pad/tampon. Act like آپ have nothing wrong with آپ and act natural. Then, no one will know.
3.) When coming back from school/work, go to bed. Laying down helps your period and lets it go مزید smoothly so آپ won't have a delay in your usual period time. It also helps آپ relax.
4.) Be careful to not jump so much. It'll make all the blood come out faster and it'll make آپ feel, a bit uncomfortable.
5.) Change your pad/tampon daily یا hourly.
Being a woman to me is:
Changing my hair color whenever I want.
Dressing up یا being bummy and enjoying it.
Being feminine.
Watching a 'chick flick' with a glass of red wine and good quality chocolate.
And many, many other things that would take me forever to write.
Calling me FAKE won't make آپ REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make آپ SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make آپ STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make آپ PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make آپ RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make آپ SKINNY,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make آپ COOL,
So why bother?
This is from a little something I found online. This makes a lot of sense to me and I bet it makes sense to other girls like me. Bullying is an ugly thing. Don't let them get to you, girls. They aren't worth your time.