-Edward bought Bella a small silver phone. The kinds everybody has when there's an emergency. I wonder what's so special about the small silver phone.
Bella holds small sliver phone سے طرف کی it's edge. Almost dropping it.
Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!
Edward: Silver is sexy. Would آپ prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?
Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.
Edward: If آپ haven't come to Forks then آپ wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire and lives with six other vampires and claim to be a family and adopted سے طرف کی the two oldest vampire Carlisle and Esme. And is sexy.
Bella: Wow. آپ کہا that in one breath.
Edward: Because Im sexy.
Bella: No. because آپ don't need to breathe. You're a vampire. آپ only breathe because its a habit and آپ can't smell anything if i don't.
Edward: Yes, but Im still sexy. So yes, about that small silver phone, that's sexy, like me...
Bella: Okay, i'll take this small silver phone. *Puts into pocket and forgets about it*
Edward: You're not going to use it aren't you?
Bella: OMG i though آپ couldn't read my mind!
Edward: I can't. and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because آپ claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why آپ appeal most to me than the other girls.
Bella: Wow. آپ کہا that in one breath, too.
Edward: Because Im sexy. And سے طرف کی the way, I don;t need to read your mind because I cant and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because آپ claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why آپ appeal most to me than the other girls to see that you're putting the small silver phone in your pocket and forgetting about it. Maybe آپ should try texting with the small silver phone.
Bella: Stupid small silver phone. *takes out of pocket and try texting Edward*
Bella: OMG what's that sound??
Edward: That's my small silver phone receiving a text message from your small silver phone, which are, identical. Sexy.
Bella: It;s supposed to say I Love You.
Edward: Maybe آپ should use the small silver phone other than to text.
Bella: Maybe later. Now I have the sudden urge to force آپ into changing me into a vampire because I want to be with آپ forever and every single دن of forever!
Bella: But whyyy??
Edward: Because Im sexy. I mean, because, I love آپ so much and I dont want آپ to suffer eternal damnation like me. Aaanndd. Im sexy.
Bella: Now Im going to throw a tantrum becase آپ dont want to change
me into a vampire because I want to be with آپ forever and every single دن of forever.
Edward: And I, being the sexy vampire I am, will kiss آپ passionately on your lips but trying to control myself not to let آپ touch my teeth because it is razor sharp and is full of venom and we vampires don;t have fangs.
Bella: And now I am having سیکنڈ thoughts about loving آپ because i love my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend یا a brother but as a guy but i decided to be with آپ again because eventhough i love my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend یا a brother but as a guy, i love آپ more.
Alice: LETS GO SHOPPING!!!!!
Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link **Disclaimer: I do not own the characters mentioned above and niether do the person who wrote this. All characters mentioned are owned سے طرف کی the مصنف of The Twilight Saga, Stephenie Meyer.
I just گیا کیا پوسٹ this مضمون to share for آپ guys. Thanks to the one who did this.