Why does Bellatrix have so many مزید شائقین that Lord Voldemort *ahem* me?

BECAUSE BELLA KICKS A**!

She's awesome and inspiring! she just makes me wanna get up and go do evil stuff with her!
and she'd at least torture u first, while youd just avada kedavra them and be done.

no offense voldy, ur still cool and all, but bella is just plain awesome. plus she has hair and a normal nose

Also, i must add that Bella is مزید INSPIRATIONAL. if آپ want to recruit مزید death eaters, send Bella

*****ALSO******

To the Dark Lord: How can I شامل میں the Death Eaters? Let me know ASAP please!

I Will crucio anyone who is not a پرستار of you, My Lord!
آپ are much مزید awesome than me, my Lord.
Who should I start with? *cackles*

Because she is insane, fun, wacko, pretty; She wants to make love to آپ really bad anyway. So I dont think it matters in the end آپ two are one together. King and Queen of Evil. آپ really should marry her my Lord. She would make a faithful,loving, devoted, annoying wife for you. The only catch is آپ have to kill Roldolphus, dont think she will mind much.

because shes crazy and everyone loves crazy people

She's a little مزید vocal with the screaming and the taunting and such. Perhaps آپ could try being a little louder? Maybe even make a fun musical jingle that will outlast her battle cries.

Because, my lord, i'm AWESOME!!!

...but آپ are too, much مزید so than me, my lord.

Because I'm not a پرستار of you.

Because your supposed to be dead and your ugly and weak and Bellatrix is a worthy foe! (Growl)

YES I SHOULD!

AVADA KEDAVRA!!

Because im awesome and sexy and I LOVE GLITTER AND I LOVE YOU, VOLDY!!

PS, whens our اگلے hookup? the lasy one was awesome except when آپ accidentally got glitter up your nose?
PPS I think youre a good kisser. I hope آپ think I am too!

Heres a pic for آپ to remember me by!!!