Biggerstaff Family Article: The Odd Activities

posted by wotcher-tonks

I had a sleepover with my دوستوں last night. Some...odd...activities took place...

I decided to take out my old barbie dolls. We found two of those singing Hannah Montana dolls. Bad, bad things went down.

We decided to dismember them >:D

I took her سے طرف کی the head, and my friend A took her سے طرف کی the legs. We easily yanked her head off. Then, we decided to make her stop singing. A and my other friend, N, took scissors and removed her torso from her legs. My other friend C just stood سے طرف کی and died of laughter. A and I used the scissors to destroy her sound box so we wouldn't have to hear her sing The Best of Both Worlds anymore.

We did the same with the other doll.

Then, we took the two sets of legs and ripped them from her butt (Which looked like it was covered in no less than a thong پر, سلو o.O THIS IS A TOY FOR LITTLE CHILDREN). Then Hannah's head was دیا a little haircut. She now sports a nice little Mohawk, bald spots, and uneven hair. Some of it was left long so we could hang her up.

Hannah's head is now proudly tacked up on my wall. I'm going to use it to freak people out.

My دوستوں and I are malicious children. We need help.

I promise to never dismember another doll again, even if it was kind of fun. Okay, it was very fun. :P I know, we seem weird in the bad way, but we're very loveable! :D

MWAHAHAAAA

Fenrir XDXDXD MURDERER!!! hahaha My sister has this exact same doll. I love what you did to her hair. XD

simpleplan nice tonks xD

wotcher-tonks Hehe :D

rapunzeleah123 Niiiiiice xD

Lunalovely Cool..

1-2vampire I did something similar to all my dolls three years ago :P

wotcher-tonks ^All of them? :O I only did it to Hannah because I like my barbies, even though I barely look at them anymore xD

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Stupid Google

posted by emilyroxx

Okay, so everyone probably knows that Google has this thing where it tries to guess what
you’re searching سے طرف کی picking the most searched entries. Some of them are
kind of ridiculous, so I decided to have some fun with it. I typed in
“Are there,” closed my eyes, and picked a random letter of the alphabet.
Here were the results, and my answers:

First, I just put the results for “Are there.”

Are there aliens?
I think so.
Are there snakes in Ireland?
What do آپ mean are there snakes in Ireland?
Are there tigers in Africa?
Probably.
Are there snakes in Hawaii?
There are probably going to be snakes...

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Trolling Omegle

posted by IzzyOzera

The whole conversationd wouldn't fit on one screenshot so here it is;
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ?
You: Oh! There آپ are! I've been looking for آپ forever!
Stranger: oh really?
You: I'll never say goodbye to you!
You: I'm crazy about you!
You: I love you!
Stranger: is that good یا bad?
Stranger: well are آپ a guy یا a girl?
You: Kurt, don't آپ love me?
Stranger: nope guess not
You: But Kurt it's me Blaine!
Stranger: that sucks dont it
You: :'(
Stranger: stop your bitchin
You: Kurt. It's me, Blaine! Your boyfriend.
Stranger: ha fuckin faggot
Stranger: i hate fags
Stranger: they are as bad as niggers and soicks
Stranger: spicks
You: I'M IN A RAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEE. THIS IS THE MADDEST I'VE EVER BEEN!

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URGENT! READ NOW!

posted by wotcher-tonks

I just have a few things to say.

I love آپ guys!

I love the Biggerstaffs so much!

You guys are the best, craziest, most awesomesauce family ever!

The Biggerstaffs will always be on top.

Every single one of آپ is amazing and wonderful in your own way! I'm so glad آپ are apart of my life! آپ guys make me happy! And really, it's such a nice feeling to know that if I ever feel like I have nobody, I still have all of you. I hope آپ all know that all of آپ always have the Biggerstaffs!

GD, I apologize for driving آپ to suicide! I never meant to. :D Buuut...I want to say thanks to you! آپ were...

After the War-the Reverse

posted by xDark_Angelx

“I’m looking for…Wendell and Monica Wilkins.”

The man behind the hotel ڈیسک looked up, his eyes watching her above his wire-rimmed glasses. A flicker of wariness filled his eyes. At first, he remained silent. She gulped, and she سوال even being here. Is this all worth it? I’m wasting their time. They…

Her thoughts were interrupted سے طرف کی the man’s abrupt reply: “Room 51B-fourth floor. Hallway to the left. آپ a relative of theirs?”

Hermione breathed deeply, forcing away any tears. “Yes. Th-thank you, sir.”

The man nodded and waved her away for the اگلے person behind her....

F.T.W.T.D.S.B

posted by GemonkDruid

They wanna grip the cross,
Make cavities,
And just because it purely is a crime
We full-on freak the cops, that causality
And break the walls of cryogenic slime

She کہا come on, come on, kiss my battery,
Come on, come on, I’ll be your android girl,
She کہا come on, come on, kiss my battery,
Come on, come on and fuck this whole wide world.

Nah, this isn't gonna be an مضمون about MCR's song. This is gonna be an مضمون about the fuckery that is the school bus system. (Hence the title: Fuck The Wankers That Drive School Buses)

Now, I don't know how آپ imagine school buses here in the Great Down Under,...

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Zan and Best's Biggerstaff Dictionary Of Awsome Epicness And Magical Wonder!

posted by zanhar1

A nerd and a dork mixed

Introduction: While in Kate's room Best and I begaun to make up our own words, now us Biggerstaffs can use them claim they're real words... for we now have Zan and Best's Biggerstaff Dictionary Of Awsome Epicness And Magical Wonder!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Giemongomous - really really big

Complasult - when someone complaments and inults آپ at the same time

Prefectify - the act of making something perfect

Prefectanomial - the thing being prefected

Jumo - The act of dancing out a window, Water created it سے طرف کی making a typo when typing jump.

Animeies - The plural of anime....

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My Toon Ships

posted by boolander25

a list? of epicosity? MUST READ.

Everyone ships someone together. In order from lesser shipping to MOST SHIPPED OF ALL, these are mine.^^
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Peter Pan/Wendy

Say what آپ want, cliche یا whatever, but I totally ship these two together. Sure, Wendy's a Mary-Sue. I don't care. The chemistry between these two is great and آپ can't deny it.

Sarah and Jimmy

Yes, there is a pairing from EEnE that doesn't involve me that I am proud to ship. Even if I ship a pair of 6 (??IDFK??) سال olds together, so what? Suck it....

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Accio Acio :P x

posted by Italktosnakes

So everybody's doing these bio thingy mjigs, so I thought I should شامل میں into this :) x
My name is Alice Lucy Nugent. My نام کا صارف is Italktosnakes, but آپ can call me Accio. I've been here for just over a سال now. I started on the '1000 reasons why Harry Potter is better than Twilight' فورم and the first person I ever spoke to was Moo. From then on, I have spent almost everyday on this AWESOME website, and I really consider some of the people kn here as my best friends.
I live in England, but- before آپ all picture me with a posh accent with teas and crumpets- I am definitely NOT a Sloane/...

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But we're not stupid--

posted by Gred_and_Forge

We know we're called Gred and Forge

Yeah, since everyone else is writing مضامین about themselves, I guess it's time to شامل میں in the anarchy.

First off, not giving out my name and age and exact location (Hawaii, that's all I'm gonna say). Not that I don't trust anyone, but with the way this page is growing in numbers, I'd like to keep some things private. Now that that's out of the way, on to the details of lil ol' me, miss Gred_and_Forge (or Gred یا aunty یا betch, etc. etc.)

I love where I live, but honestly, the stereotypes is getting kind of old. Yes, I live in a house (not a گھاس shack)...

2

From A Newer Member's POV

posted by rapunzeleah123

Yes, I've seen all of the other مضامین from the older members, and I've been thinking: Wouldn't it be nice if they could get a newbie's perspective on all of this?

Well, first off:
I was a little confused at first. I mean, آپ guys mostly welcomed us with open arms and all that, but then آپ wrote the confession articles. I'm actually glad آپ did, because I understand that آپ were all close and stuff. But if we all were older members, یا joined at the same time, would آپ be so concerned about our family being big? DL is right, imo. I'm glad she had the courage to write her article, because...

2

Too late to put my two cents in...? WELL TOO BAD

posted by GemonkDruid

So... yeah.

This is about the حالیہ onslaught of شائقین and everyone getting all worked up about it.

And it's kind of weird for me coz I'm only a spectator of events that happen like 7 hours پہلے (STUPID FUCKING TIME ZONES) but I wanna put my opinion in too.

I like newbies.

I know I often post "You Must Be New" pics, but really. Newbies to me are like a blank sheet of paper. I ڈن, اڑانا mean this in a bad, Bella Swan-like way. I mean this in a moldable, teachable way. I like newbies because آپ can teach them the ways of... whatever the subject they may be new at. It's kind of like how I converted Best...

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(hope it's okay Water - آپ inspired something) My Biggerstaff story.

posted by 1-2vampire

The Biggerstaff Story
The Family is Formed

They laughed together, they talked together, they cried together. That night they ran together. Two girls ran from a mob of trolls, their green faces distorted and warty, their eyes a murky brown. They'd come from a village where debate was going around, over two religions, Twilitianity and Pottism.
Right now they ran through a forest, where the trees spindly and leafed hands and arms hung above them, shielding the sun from the muddy ground. The women wore long, billowing robes that flew behind them as they ran. They carried wands in their hands and...

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"One Last Go At A Joint Account": My Reply [Please Read!]

posted by KateKicksAss

So this is my response to this article, the "One Last Go At a Joint Account":
link

Please برداشت, ریچھ in mind that this is just my opinion, and I'm not trying to offend anyone یا anything.

First off, making another joint account isn't going to stop anything.
Sure, maybe no one knows the ورڈ پاس yet, but if anybody's going to go abusing anonymous accounts, there are two other ones that they can do that from. There's "xbiggerstaffx" and "MrMsBiggerstaff". They don't need to know about the new account. And besides, even if they did, they could just wait around for a while, and THEN abuse the new account....

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May-June BOTM Accio! :P

posted by alexthedog

1. If a genie granted آپ three wishes, what would they be?
Wish that JK Rowling would write another HP book- That would just be wicked:D x
Wish that there was no such thing as exams and that I was already the cleverest person ever :D x
Wish that Riker Lynch falls in love with me <33 x

2. Who is your closest Fanpop friend?
Urrghh, I hate this question. But I'd have to say that it's mainly Moo, Malloy and Best- cause we were the 'Reasons Gang', Then Alex and Vamp, because I talk to them quite a bit. Then Miss, cause we're both Gleeks. Although I love آپ ALL, so much. but if I had to pick ONE,...

What Happens when my ex tells me I'm not allowed to ask him سوالات

posted by IzzyOzera

Isobel Panhurst 28 April at 19:52
Hi
How are you?
What آپ been up to?
Hows life?
Whats the meaning of life?
Do آپ ship Klaine?
Do آپ ship Spuffy?
آپ don't ship Kurtofsky do you?
Is there and English exam اگلے week?
Did آپ watch Glee on Monday?
Did آپ know Chris Colfer leaked that Darren Criss has a girlfriend?
Did آپ know Starship premiers on Saturday
Did آپ know the new Harry Potter trailer came out Yesterday?
Is that enough سوالات for you?
wait the HP trailer came out today....i think.....Tumblr confused me
oh enough question
Are آپ a Tumblr addict?
OMG Do آپ like Drarry?
are آپ against people asking questions?

He still hasn't replied :P ROFLLL
he really shouldn't have called me a کتیا, کتيا earlier.....

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آپ know you're obsessed with Bellatrix Lestrange when........

posted by KateKicksAss

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, آپ know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
Credit: Me Myself and I

1. آپ throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. آپ wear at least some black every day.

3. آپ rip your clothes on purpose.

4. آپ call people آپ don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. آپ yell "CRUCIO!" at people when آپ get mad.

6. آپ carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" یا an "L", آپ accidentally type out a Bellatrix یا a Lestrange instead.

9. آپ think her birthday...

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My سب, سب سے اوپر 10 پسندیدہ Punk Bands.

posted by Fenrir

So I thought I should post this مضمون here because no one ever visits the Punk spot :P I hope that's okay with the rest of you? I'm sure it is. Most of آپ seem to like punk so...here I go!

This مضمون is just MY opinion. Don't take it so literal. And don't be hurt if آپ see one of your bands in a low position...or just not on here :P

10. A دن To Remember

In حالیہ years punk seems to have shifted from skater to hardcore. (I'm مزید of a پرستار of سکیٹ punk myself) But out of all of the modern metalcore bands I have to say A دن To Remember is the best. So here they are at number 10.

9. Weezer...

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The Official and Complete Biggerstaff Playlist

posted by lucius_malloy

So this is the Biggerstaff playlist I made. It's titled 'BIGGERSTAFF<3 :) x' and the ':) x' part is specifically shoved in there for Accio's sake, since she's always shoving it in everywhere. It only has artists, because I CBA write down all the albums and stuffs. It's basically the فہرست Gemmy gave me with various people's other awesome others added in (comment and I'll add yours)... enjoy!

30 سیکنڈ to Mars
The Academy Is...
All-American Rejects
Amber Pacific
Avril Lavigne
Bowling For Soup
Boys Like Girls
Cobra Starship
Cute Is What We Aim For
Darren Freaking Criss
Escape The Fate
Evanescence
Fall...

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Leah: My Persona

posted by rapunzeleah123

My name is Leah. I'm 13 years old. I live somewhere in the messed up country that is America. I have an older brother and two parents, plus a sweet yellow Lab.

My پسندیدہ colors are a tie between بنفشی, وایلیٹ and silver. I love books, and movies. My پسندیدہ shows are Psych and The Office (America). I love ice cream and chocolate, *drools* but I hate chocolate ice cream. Helena Bonham Carter rocks my socks off (and I'm not even wearing any xD). I ADORE Hermione. MCR rules the world <3 I find Justin Bieber incredibly annoying, along with his little fangirls. I'm a Gryffinclaw, but my real house...

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Why My Country Sucks

posted by GemonkDruid

ARGH I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING تبصرے ABOUT MOTHERFUCKING AUSTRALIA BEING THE MOST MOTHERFUCKING DESIRED VACATION SPOT. یا SOMETHING.

How do آپ imagine Australia? A lovely rosy desert with hopping kangaroos? The Harbour Bridge and Opera House? The Great Barrier Reef?

Or lazy-ass, fucked-up racists who keep bitching and bitching?

If آپ don't like the latter, well then too bad, coz that's what's آپ get*.

Here are all the things I despise about Australia:

- The music. I know a lot of countries have their good artists (Green Day!) and their bad artists (Rebblack). However, Australia...