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in my last entry chuck, blair, eric, serena and nate were about to go into a game of dares. this is a follow on.
GG: the upper east siders have got there alcohal and پیزا and ready to start the war یا dares. let the battle commense...

(Van der باس, گھنگھور apartment)

on the sofa is serena, nate and eric. chuck is on the single chair and blair is on his knee.

B(Blair): who wants to go first?
C(Chuck): i'll go first.
S(Serena): well then blair آپ can think of a equally bad dare to him because of the dares that he comes up with.
E(Eric): what dares does he come up with?
N(Nate): you'll see.
B: ok chuck truth یا dare?
C: dare of course.
B:(blair's smile widens) i dare آپ to go outside and flash the good people of manhattan.
C: easy waldorf.
B: listen bass. pants have to be around آپ ankles for a good minute.
C: maybe the مزید آپ drink the مزید creative you'll get.
(Chuck goes out of the aprtment and down to the front of the hotel. they all watch from the window as chuck does his dare. after one منٹ he comes back up)
C: i told آپ easy.
B: your turn to dare someone bass.
C: truth یا dare serena?
S: truth.
C: is it true that آپ are georgina sparks kissed.
B: باس, گھنگھور thats crazy.
S: no its true.
C: what? i made that up.
S: its true. me and georgina were drunk and two guys told us to make out and we did.
(they all laugh)
S: my turn. eric truth یا dare?
E: truth.
S: i cant believe im going to ask this but is the rumors on gossip girl about آپ not being a virgin true?
E: (looks a bit embarresed) yes its true.
B: way to go E.
E: ok nate truth یا dare?
N: dare.
E: i dare آپ to kiss chuck.
B: little وین der woodsens learning.
N: im not kissing chuck. no offense chuck.
C: well to bad im deeply offended. (laughs) but آپ do know what it means when آپ dont do a dare.
N: torcher.
B: S can آپ think of a suitable punishment?
S: well maybe for everyones first torcher we should go easy. so he has to sit in a bath of ice cold water for ten minutes.
N: thats easy.
C: butt naked. prepare to lose your balls.
B: i'll get the ice.
E: i'll fill the bath.
S: یا آپ could still do the dare and be a man.
(Chuck, blair and eric laugh)
B: yes it is just a dare. unless آپ have a thing for chuck and thats why your scared.
N: fine i'll do the dare.
C: i was looking آگے to him frezzing his balls off.
(Nate kisses chuck and the others burst out laughing)
E: that wasnt a proper kiss.
N: آپ didnt set any rules. my turn. chuck truth یا dare?
C: i've done a dare i choose truth.
N: is it true that آپ fell in love with blair straight after آپ slept with her?
C: now آپ could of came up with something better than that. of course it's true.
B: aww i love آپ bass.
C: i love آپ too waldorf.
S: blehhhhh. now can we get back to the game lovebirds?
C: blair truth یا dare?
B: dare obviously bass.
C: my lucky day. i dare آپ to make out with serena and it has to be one full منٹ waldorf.
B: fine but this means war chuck.
(Blair and serena make out for a minute)
C: how was your kiss?
B: she was better than you.
C: really? i find that hard to believe.
B: go get مزید alcohal bass.
S: yeah we're sobering up سے طرف کی the minute.

(The اگلے day)

blair and chuck are lying on the floor. eric's lying with his head in the sink with vomit in his hair. serena lying on the single chair that has tipped over and nate lying across the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ counter. blair is only in her سکرٹ, گھیرنا and bra, serena in her slip. and the guys are in their boxers. blair wakes up first.

B:(Puts on her top)serena wake up.
S: hmm what? uhhh my head hurts.
B: آپ should put on your clothes before i wake up chuck (Laughs quietly) it's the only reason i woke آپ up first.
S: thanks B. (gets dressed) what happened last night?
B: well im guessing from the cards all over the place and the fact that we were all missing items of clothing we played strip poker.
S: when did we stop playing dares?
B: well we stopped around the time when eric vomited up alcohal and پیزا and decided to play a game of drinking snakes and ladders.
S: what's that? (Serena put on the kettle)
(Chuck enters the kitchen)
C: it's a game me and nate found recently and have been dying to try out. go up a ladder آپ tak one shot, go down a snake آپ take five. whoever wins gets a victory drink and the people who lose take as many shots as possible until they be sick.
B: again eric vomited first.
S: who won?
C: nate. where do we keep the pots?
S: in there (Points to a cuboard)
C:(takes out to pots) any of آپ with bad hangovers might want to cover your ears.
(blair and serena both cover their ears and chuck bangs the two pots together above nate's head)
N: What? stop banging the pots together.
C: why do آپ have a hangover?
B: aww poor nate شامل میں the club. im going to wake eric.
C: do آپ want the pots?
B: no eric is new to this. plus he has vomit in his hair. it's a sad possible side affect of being drunk.
S: who wants coffee and who wants to explain when we decided to play strip poker.
B: chuck asked us who wanted to play you, nate and eric agreed but i didnt. the آپ convinced me to play.
S: why did eric want to play?
N: he had never played before.
C: he cant say that again.
B: eric wake up. (Shoves him)
E: what happened?
B:(Giggles) well آپ got drunk and now your going to get a شاور because آپ have vomit in your hair.
E: my head hurts.
C: side effect of getting drunk. obviously serena got it worse.
S: no i didnt. i never through up once.
C: serena how much of the night do آپ remember?
S: not alot why?
C: آپ were sick in that vase over there and when eric vomited and passed out in the sink آپ vomited on his head. clearly سے طرف کی not remembering the night it is also a side effect.
E: how do آپ remember everything?
B: chuck's an experienced drinker. he drinks in the middle of the day. he has scotch for breakfast.
N: it's true. he asked for scotch in a cafe once.
S: i remember that.
C: it's a suprise آپ remember who آپ are the ammount of alcohal آپ had.
E: im of to clean serena's vomit out of my hair.
S: sorry eric.
B:(Laughs) last night was fun. the bits i remember. the weird thing was آپ all were in آپ underwear while i only had lost my top.
N: one: آپ kept winning. two: as soon as آپ took off آپ سب, سب سے اوپر آپ and chuck practically had sex on the floor over there.
B: i dont remember that. (laughs)
C: i do. it was fun. آپ were also wearing my scarf around your head.
S: i remember her wearing that.
C: congradulations آپ remember something.
(Serena poors a bit of hot water on his pants)
C: are آپ trying to burn my balls off.
S: yeah. stop being so sarcastic. یا i'll call آپ dan humphrey.
N: she's calling war.
(Blair and serena look at each other)
B: your room now.
S: ok
(They run and the boys chase them chuck get blair before she get in and nate finally get serena)
S: daja vu.
B: only this time it's better.
C: why?
B: because im with آپ and serena's with nate. it's the way it's suppose to be.
S: we should take another picture.
N: why do آپ two always insist on pictures?
B: because memories.
C: ah yes the memory of the دن we all got drunk off our asses.
S: just shut up and let us take the picture.
(takes the picture)
B: i love the fact that we have been دوستوں since kindergarten.
S: and nothings going to change that.

GG: aww fun night for our favourite upper east siders. the non-judging breakfast club from kindergarten to college. nothings going to change their friendship. S couldnt be مزید wrong. only one tiny little thing could mess up the friendship. and knowing آپ upper east siders it wont be long till that happens. au revoir for now. آپ know آپ love me. xoxo. gossip girl.
sorry if this ones crap. i just wanted to do it as sort of history repeating its self only they think its better. the اگلے one might break up the non judging breakfast club so thats why i did it.
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