"I say we hit Italy first because they can't drive and are usually drunk!"
-America, Hetalia: Axis Powers

"Suck my balls, آپ damn potato eater."
-Romano (Southern Italy), Hetalia: Axis Powers

"By any chance, do آپ serve pasta?"
"No, we don't."
-Chibitalia and Mr. Austria, Hetalia: Axis Powers

"It seem simple enough. China take all. آپ can go ہوم now."
-China, Hetalia: Axis Powers

"You are an ass!"
-Austria (to France), Hetalia: Axis Powers

"Unhand me, آپ fobbish twit!"
-Britain, Hetalia: Axis Powers

"When I look into all of your stupid faces, I think how fun it will be to pound them into dust."
-Russia, Hetalia: Axis Powers

"Santo Rita Meata Mater Ringo Jonah Tito مارلن Jack Latoya Janet Michael Dumbledora the Explorer! Santo Rita Meata Mater Ringo Jonah Tito مارلن Jack Latoya Janet Michael Dumbledora the Explorer! I've summoned آپ from the depths of Hell. دکھائیں yourself!" (Britain)
"You kolled?" (Russia)
"I wasn't calling you!" (Britain)
-Britain and Russia, Hetalia: Axis Powers

"Am I Catholic یا Protestant...? God, I don't know..."
-Britain (after having a little too much to drink), Hetalia: Axis Powers

"You don't know me! I'm the United bloody Kingdom and I can held my locker better then آپ any day!" (Britain)
"Dude, calm down!" (America)
"Shut up! I felt bad about how old frog-face was treating آپ so I saved your ass. I thought maybe we could be دوستوں and bond over our mutual hatred for France. But uh-uh. آپ didn't want to be دوستوں with me! آپ just wanted to tell me what to tell آپ what to do, and آپ didn't know what to do anyway! I think that's total bollocks!" (Britain)
-America and Britain (who's drunk and ranting), Hetalia: Axis Powers

"Why won't the light just shut up...? I swear I'll never drink again... someone please kill me..."
-Britain (he was hung-over), Hetalia: Axis Powers

"Dude can party!"
-America (referring to Britain), Hetalia: Axis Powers

"This weather man is predicting a 99% chance of shit storm and it's comin' right at ya!"
-Romano to Germany, Hetalia: Axis Powers

"Since we've always been governed seperately, he had to spend مزید time with our big brother Spain so he's become kind of a dick!"
-Italy to Germany (about Romano), Hetalia: Axis Powers [btw, this is before the "suck my balls" quote up above]

"I hide dark secret no one will guess because of my sweet face."
-Russia, Hetalia: Axis Powers