#1: Hines: Now listen, I'm just bored as آپ are.. But we're gonna all listen as this dork finishes his little useless yackedy yack yack.
#2: Hines: WHAT!? IN THE NAME OF GOD!? JUST HAPPENED!? Yomanshi: I don't think they were fooled coach. Hines: Is that what آپ THINK Yomanshi!? Maybe that's because آپ decided to start standing in open territory!
#3: Hines: STOP IT! یا I WILL SET آپ ON FIRE!!
#4: Hines: I swear to god in heaven I will turn your eyes into scrambled eggs.. DON'T ASK ME HOW!!
#5: Hines: Out there.. Is our enemy.. The norwood, academy for deranged boys... And they.. Would like nothing...
#1: (live audience scene): Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times. Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd آپ leave the toilet نشست up? Peele: کتیا, کتيا WHY WAS آپ LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?
#2: (live audience scene): Girl in audience: (laughing too hard) Key: Ma'am... Breath.
#3: Key: (texting angrily) do آپ even WANT to hang out!? Peele: (texting calmly) Like I said...
Now here is the real R Rated animated Batman movie. Unlike The Killing Joke, which was a good movie but was utter shit in the first thirty minutes, Gotham سے طرف کی Gaslight is pretty decent all over. Taking place in an alternate timeline where Gotham is a Victorian London city, Batman must stop Jack the Ripper as he walks the streets of Gotham, killing women. With a plot like this, آپ would think they'd just use The Joker again, like they always do. But instead, they resort to using a character آپ would never expect. I won't say who, but I was pretty surprised,...
#2: Mason: Woods, آپ look like hammered shit! Woods: Looks don't count for shit in the jungle. This is 'Nam baby!
#3: Woods: (when Mason "player" shoots him) آپ do that again! I'll kill you!
#4: Woods: Back in '64, the CIA gave up control of covert operations in South-East Asia... handed it over to the US military. From that, MAC-V-SOG was born. Now aside from being a base for the Marine Corps, Khe Sanh is our launching point for all cross-border activities. Mostly Laos and Cambodia. Missions are S&D, sabotage, black propaganda, strategic reconnaissance,...
#1: BATHSHEBA/THE CONJURING: Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person. Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves. Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to). When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted سے طرف کی most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole). And she is eventually possessed سے طرف کی Bathsheba herself. And tired murdering her youngest daughter. But protagonists stop her....
#1: Packie McReary: What do ya think of Niko, Gracie? Gracie Ancelotti: (gagged) Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Packie McReary: Gracie, you're sweet.
#2: Packie McReary: What a girl! I think she likes you. Word to the wise, though - she don't put out. Which is convenient, 'cause if she did, I'd have to kill you. Niko Bellic: Understood. Packie McReary: Good lad.
#3: Kate McReary: Oh, hey, Niko. Niko Bellic: Hey, Kate. Packie McReary: Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy. Kate McReary: We're talking, not having casual sex, Patrick... I pray after the amount of practice...
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling* Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* Tom: Hello everypony. Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.
Then, it started raining.
Audience: *Laughing* Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me. Audience: *Laughing* Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening. Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is. Tom: Why? Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
During the initial release, a crowd of protesters formed around the entrance to MGM, calling for a ban on the film. They claimed it would incite violence in children. Local news reporters were broadcasting live from the scene, and the producer David Kirschner was watching, disturbed سے طرف کی what he saw. Jeffrey Hilton, who worked with Kirschner at MGM, کہا he could defuse the situation in ten minutes. Hilton went down and spoke to the ringleader and then the group disbanded, to the chagrin of the newscasters. Hilton never specified whether it was threats یا diplomacy that saved the day.
You already know this, but bare with me. Percy fixes tracks on the Union Pacific. He usually works with his best friend Jeff, but today that would change.
Percy: *walks along station* Pete: Percy, I have some bad news. Percy: What is it? Pete: Jeff isn't feeling well, and took the دن off. So we got آپ another ٹٹو to work with. Percy: Uh, ok. Where is he? Pete: He's right here.
The new ٹٹو was a black stallion, and walked rather quickly to the two ponies. His voice made him sound like he smoked 10 packs of cigarettes.
Ten miles from Ponyville, سے طرف کی the Delamare River is a town called Frenchtown. Hundreds of ponies live there, and together, they must survive.....
Starring in alphabetical order
Aurora from Alinah_09 Barry from SeanTheHedgehog Ditto from Canada24 Emerald Ivy from Dragonaura15 Fire Vi Equestria from Jordy_Dash Jesse from SeanTheHedgehog Joe from SeanTheHedgehog Katana Sun from BlondLionEzel Lexi from Sonicexeluv Orion from Alinah_09 Saten Twist from Canada24 Snowflake from Alinah_09...
I actually put this.. Only for it to get me suspended from the site :(
Sociopath: At times.
Smoking Is Cool: He loves joints of weed.
Beware the Silly Ones: Saten may be immature, sarcastic, and playful. But he can also be violent.. Especially if Derpy is being threatened.
Jerk Ass: At times . Not Good with Rejection: سیب, ایپل Jack broke up with him. And he ended up stalking her.
All Men Are Perverts: Saten can sometimes be considered a bit creepy when it comes to woman, often flirting with them at the LEAST appropriate of times. He says he even got a restraining order from Laura Frost.
#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE: The camp is actually a hoax set up سے طرف کی the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?
#2: THE BARKING GHOST: The dogs turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and Fergie into dogs and take over their identities, then Cooper and Fergie transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels or...
I have a friend at MHC who was willing to clean this up and pass it along. I’m not sure NoSleep is the right place for this story. There are no ghosts یا anything like that. I just wanted to share a creepy prank someone played on me and my friends.
Back when I was in high school, we used to play something called the Knocking Game. We’d go out to the abandoned McAllister house after dark, shut ourselves inside, turn off all the lights, and wait. Eventually, there would be a knock at the door. The knocking would get louder and louder until somebody finally chickened out...
#1: LIAM NEESON: I know.. Liam is a cliche, he's tired of it. He's always saving people in a very similar formula. But.. He's still LIAM NEESON. This guy can read a book too children, and it would be the coolest sight ever..
#2: MARK WAHLBERG: The Happening.. Oh the Happening.. آپ really must of been fucking AWFUL if your able too get a bad performance out of Marky-Mark Wahlberg.. I actually like him مزید in فلمیں like TED.. Mark has a certain charm that he brings into the performance.. But hey, watch SHOOTER and LONG SURVIVER to see him kicking ass. He doesn't really have any real TypeCast.....
One of the greatest examples of GOOD jump scares is Insidious. This movie is so scary, yet so awesome. Even the 3rd one was pretty enjoyable. Elise Reiner is the protagonist of the third, and she's the most badass old lady ever.. Well. She's about 60 یا something.. So.. Old-ish..
Anyway.. Here's what happens..
A married couple Josh (Patrick Wilson) and Renai (Rose Byrne), their sons Dalton (Ty Simpkins) and Foster (Andrew Astor), and infant daughter Cali have recently moved into a new home. One night, Dalton is drawn to the attic when he hears creaking noises and sees the door open سے طرف کی itself. He...