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1:
Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again.
Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) ارے cowboy? آپ mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, آپ DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of آپ left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK آپ VERY MUCH COWBOYYY!
Terry: BULLSHIT!
Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands.
Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off)
Trevor: Oh, where آپ guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!


#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, سے طرف کی the way, that's entirely your fault.


#3:
Wade Herbert: There's two Michael Townleys living in LS. One is 83 and the other is in kindergarten. I asked the teacher to put him on the phone just to be safe. She threatened to call the cops. I ain't no molester, Trevor.
Trevor Philips: Shut up before 'I' molest you, alright.


#4:
Wade: Wow, that's a real mind fuck.
Trevor: Grr... I'll دکھائیں آپ a fuckin mind fuck!


#5:
Michael De Santa: I know. I still hate myself. But at least I know the words for it now.
Trevor Philips: Yeah, but I hate آپ and I know the words for it. Does that mean I don't have to go to therapy?


#6:
"[stomping Johnny Klebitz to death] Fucking shit, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt! Who the fuck are آپ speaking to? Who? Who? I'm talking to آپ huh? آپ fuck! اگلے time don't get in my fucking face! I just saw a fucking ghost and I gotta hear your crap? Get up! GET UP! Fuck آپ then".


#7:
"Now go. I need to meditate. Orr, masterbate.. یا both"


#8:
"Nothing.. Well, It didn't sound like nothing. Didn't look like nothing. I don't THINK that it was nothing!"


#9:
"Why, oh why, do آپ exist?"


#10:
"When ever آپ get a doubt in your mind. I want آپ to remember I'm watching though the scoop of a high powered rifle"


#11:
"I don't even SOUND that Canadian!"


#12:
Trevor Philips: I asked for a fair day's pay for a fair day's work. Well, he kinda got a little angry. So, I admit, I kinda got a little angry too.
Michael De Santa: Did آپ kill him?
Trevor Philips: What kinda fucking animal do آپ take me for? No, I didn't kill him!
[Michael sighs with relief]
Trevor Philips: But I DID kidnap his wife.


#13:
"They damaged my stuff. They smash up my home. Damage my soul. Look at this... This, this, this, this statue here of Impotent Rage. This fucking meant مزید to me than Johnny K meant to anyone! And they smashed it! Those pathetic, midlife crisis, hog-riding, shaven-headed, fruity leather-chap-wearing fucking assholes!"


#14:
"You called her a bitch!.. Don't آپ got a mother!?"


#15:
"RONN!!... Give my coffee یا I'll cut your arm off!"


16:
"Scooooter buddy!!"


#17:
Janet: Hey, you're banned!
Trevor Philips: Is anyone NOT banned?


#18:
"(steals dogs collar)I know, this is weird for all of us... Now get back to your owner before she uses this as an excuse to go back to rehab!"


19:
"I spend a LOT of time with fuckin people I don't like! It's one of my fuckin hobbies!"


#20:
"RUN آپ LITTLE FUCK!!"
#1: LIAM NEESON:
I know.. Liam is a cliche, he's tired of it.
He's always saving people in a very similar formula.
But.. He's still LIAM NEESON.
This guy can read a book too children, and it would be the coolest sight ever..


#2: MARK WAHLBERG:
The Happening.. Oh the Happening.. آپ really must of been fucking AWFUL if your able too get a bad performance out of Marky-Mark Wahlberg..
I actually like him مزید in فلمیں like TED.. Mark has a certain charm that he brings into the performance..
But hey, watch SHOOTER and LONG SURVIVER to see him kicking ass. He doesn't really have any real TypeCast.....
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"Gracie, آپ alright?" Tony asked, imitating Gracie's father.

Gracie: (gagged) DADDY!?

"The bastards didn't hurt you, did they?" Tony asked.

"Yo, she can't talk, We got a gag in her mouth!" Dash told him, with a serious tone.

"Give her back, آپ animals! She's suffered enough!" Tony order.

"... Hand over the stuff" Packie ordered, as he was holding the gagged Gracie.

"Hand over Gracie... I'm here for آپ sweetie" Tony replied.

"JUST HAND OVER THE FUCKIN STUFF!" Packie cried out angrily.

"Alright, calm down. Both of you" Niko said, acting like the peacemaker.

"Hey ... We put the ice in the middle, we...
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#1: DENETHOR - LORD OF THE RINGS:
He loves Boromir.
But could care less about his younger son Faramir.
To point he tells Faramir, to his face, he wishes Boromir was one that survived.
And sends Faramir on a sucide mission.

He redeems though. But dose in the worst possible way.

He falls into madness when he believes a wounded Faramir is dead from a futile effort to retake Osgiliath, leaving Gandalf to command the city defences against the Orc army under Gothmog. But as Gothmog's forces eventually force their way into the city, Denethor tries to kill himself and Faramir on a bonfire. Luckily, Pippin...
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#1:
Niko: (bangs into someone) Only in this country do they let blind people drive!


#2:
Niko: (sarcastically) God bless this city!


#3:
Niko: [when drunk and hailing a cab] Yellow car!


#4:
Vlad: Oh, that's funny. آپ know, for a damn yokel you're a very funny guy.
Niko: [laughing] Yes. And for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick.


#5:
Gracie: [as Niko kidnaps her] I'll scratch your fuckin' eyes out!
Niko: Scratch my fuckin' balls, bitch!


#6:
Niko: (car bangs into him) OPEN YOUR EYES!!


#7:
Niko: (points gun at citizen) What!? It's just a gun!


#8:
Niko: (shooting) COME ON! Test me! TEST...
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#1:
"Let's read quotes during the stupid theme song.. Here's one from APPLEJACKPONY saying "you need to stop swearing so much". Well AppleJack, آپ can go fuckin fuck yourself! Don't like, don't watch!"


#2:
Spike: The spell took over you, and آپ wanted to change everything in Equestria. I was afraid to tell آپ how I really felt about it, but then I... I told آپ the truth.
Mrawkwardreviewer: My سوال is.. What kind of evil spellbook is that!?.. Did people say "thousand years from now I want people learning lessons about friendship!?", yeah. Some evil...


#3:
"Ahh, here comes princess Twilight...
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#10: Americans don't have to carry around heavy loonies and townies.vso, there's plus for them..

#9: Just about EVERY tv دکھائیں یا movie I ever enjoyed, was made somewhere in the U.S.

#8: America and Britiland both have the coolest flags..

#7: America has Disney world. We long پچھواڑے, گدا winters..

#6: Canadians are easy to make fun of, but we never have any intelligent comebacks..

#5: America is older than Canada is..

#4: America has all our Canadian شخصیات مشہور living in it..

#3: America never created fuckin Justin Bieber!

#2: Most American's are funnier than Canadians..

#1: Despite what was کہا in #6, the truth is America loves us.
And if anyone dares to attack Canada, Than America, with all their fancier weapons and shit, will come and kick their fuckin ass's!..
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So.. Having watched Insidious Chapter 3, and hearing Conjuring 2 is actually really good.

Here's my review of one of the few horror فلمیں too actually keep me up at night (me).

So, we start off with Annabelle.
Yeah, from that cursed doll shitty crossover movie.
But, trust me, in this movie Annabelle actually IS scary.
Mainly cause we don't fully understand how strong the demon inside the doll truly is.
All we know is that the people that have it, sees that Annabelle moves on it's own and leaves creepy messages all over the room.
And when one of them tries to throw it away, it leads yo the first...
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#1: KING DIAMOND:
One of the biggest names in Heavy Metal.
Kim Bendix Petersen is most known for his high pitches that only he can do. And for very haunting music.
Not to mention, him and Metallica did preference together..


#2: LED ZEPPLIN:
Everyone knows the name :)


#3: GUNS AND ROSES:
They proven that just cause Slash ditched them, that doesn't mean they can't still rock out like crazy..


#4: SHINEDOWN:
Espically DIAMOND EYES


#5: IRON MADIEN:
No comment..

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Dose anyone one remember the Marshal from the first half of Red Dead Redemption.

I'm sure we can all agree..
Johnson can kick Ross's ass, any دن of the week.

Most killed of the criminals in New Austin are killed یا captured سے طرف کی Johnson, himself.

He is characterized as tough, straight to the point, and is not afraid to get aggressive, all while remaining fair to the law. Johnson does his best to maintain law and order in the town of میں armadillo, آرمدالو and the county of Cholla Springs, while the world around them progresses into modernity. The Marshal also commands a couple of deputies, Jonah and Eli, as...
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#10: GARY TAKES A BATH:
We never realized this as a kid.
But it's hard to believe they got away with spongebob saying "don't drop the soap" and than winking.
If آپ don't know why this is innapriopiate, I would rather not be the one to explain it too you..

#9: GRAVEYARD SHIFT:
The story Squidward tells, involves the ghost of someone going around murdering people, and the way the phone rings and no one جوابات seems rather disturbing for a kid show..

#8: CLAMS:
Mr Krabs, in his crazed state, attempts to get Spongebob and Squidward literary killed when he used them for live bait..

#7: SQUEAKY BOOTS:...
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Looking back at my reviews of disturbing films just to please readers.
* Neckromantic
* گلابی فلیمنگو, فلیمِنگو
* Surgo Film
* I spit on your grave
* Cannibal Halocoast

WindWaker pointed out my laziness of just reposting Wiki plot summaries.. Hiding the fact I couldn't stomach ANY of these films. Just watching various youtube reviews.

Either way. I actually DO have stuff to say about Cannibal Halocoast.. So lets give a REAL review of a film that left the world with the reaction of..





So, first off.. The director is a complete sadist. Made them kill REAL animals simply to make "realistic".. This deeply...
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THE JOKER:
Most people wouldn't considered Joker a genius.
But when آپ REALLY think about.. Joker is smarter than آپ realize.. WAY smarter.

The thing about the Joker is that he doesn't see his acts as bad یا as good.. he convinces himself, he is the only sane person in the world, perhaps with the exception of the bat. It is everyone else who hides their true selves under false masks of humanity, and make-believe tales of such delusonal ideas as love, kindness, law, and order. His whole existence is an attempt to strip these delusions away and reveal people for the selfish, depraved, chaotic...
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