#1: (live audience scene): Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times. Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd آپ leave the toilet نشست up? Peele: کتیا, کتيا WHY WAS آپ LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?
#2: (live audience scene): Girl in audience: (laughing too hard) Key: Ma'am... Breath.
#3: Key: (texting angrily) do آپ even WANT to hang out!? Peele: (texting calmly) Like I said...
Anderson: Please support the official release, آپ protestant fuckbucket.
Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my پسندیدہ cereal- (gets decapitacated) Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my پسندیدہ cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE! Anderson: Well. آپ know what time it is.. (Rape time)
Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?
Intergra: آپ do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement. Anderson: Oh. And...
#1: Billy: Then answer the God damn question. Why the fuck haven't آپ gotten it back for me, friend-brother? Johnny: One word: business. Like I told آپ when آپ were in there, یا were آپ so busy playing holier-than-thou آپ started believing your own bullshit? Billy: GET! MY! BIKE! Johnny: What am I!? YOUR FUCKIN DOG!?
#2: Brian: Please Johnny, I'm bagging yo- Johnny: (points a pistol at Brian's head) SHUT UP BRIAN! For once in your life do NOT be a pussy!... (ready to pull the trigger) آپ GOTTA TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!
#3: Johnny: I like you, Ray. Still keep your humor in the midst of an almighty...
#1: Packie McReary: What do ya think of Niko, Gracie? Gracie Ancelotti: (gagged) Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Packie McReary: Gracie, you're sweet.
#2: Packie McReary: What a girl! I think she likes you. Word to the wise, though - she don't put out. Which is convenient, 'cause if she did, I'd have to kill you. Niko Bellic: Understood. Packie McReary: Good lad.
#3: Kate McReary: Oh, hey, Niko. Niko Bellic: Hey, Kate. Packie McReary: Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy. Kate McReary: We're talking, not having casual sex, Patrick... I pray after the amount of practice...
#10: Major: Destory EVERYTHING! Nazi: Even London bridge. Major: Yes. Yes. London Bridge is falling down. We all know the song. The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum? The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.
#9: Alucard: Walter, do آپ know what my سب, سب سے اوپر three پسندیدہ things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. سیکنڈ is Nazis. Can آپ guess the first? Walter: Your father? Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!
#8: Anderson: آپ will witness what happens what here today, and آپ will will speak of it later.. Except آپ won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).
It's not as good as I hoped. But. Nor was it as bad as I expected.
It's.. In between.
I haven't forgot it's Japennesse. And. Not trying to be racist. But Japen has all the weird shit. Ever seen there commericals? All آپ have to do is go onto Windwakers club. He has these fucked up TV commericals. And I wouldn't be serprised if most of them were Japennesse.
Didn't really have a پسندیدہ character. Though kinda looking foward to Jan Valentine's episode. Ever seen his clips. He's actually pretty funny in the real one. Too bad the actor, Josh...
#1: "Let's read quotes during the stupid theme song.. Here's one from APPLEJACKPONY saying "you need to stop swearing so much". Well AppleJack, آپ can go fuckin fuck yourself! Don't like, don't watch!"
#2: Spike: The spell took over you, and آپ wanted to change everything in Equestria. I was afraid to tell آپ how I really felt about it, but then I... I told آپ the truth. Mrawkwardreviewer: My سوال is.. What kind of evil spellbook is that!?.. Did people say "thousand years from now I want people learning lessons about friendship!?", yeah. Some evil...
#10: LUCY: I haven't actually seen this movie, but somebody told me how stupid the ending is. Lucy reaches 100% of her cerebral capacity and disappears within the spacetime continuum, where she explains that everything is connected and existence is only proven through time. Only her clothes and the black supercomputer are left behind. And she herself suddenly disappears into thin air. leaving only a text, saying, "I AM EVERYWHERE!". It's bad enough Hellsing Ultmate pulled that line..
#9: TWO AND A HALF MEN: I love this show, but it become less and less مقبول after Charlie left. And the producers...
Glenn: Remember, noise attracts them, s- Daryl: (bangs his head and starts swearing at the سب, سب سے اوپر of his lungs, along with making every noise possible)
Rick: So.. Your telling me. I awoke from a coma, only to end up in the middle of zombie apolocpise!? Morgan: That's about the size of it. Rick: WELL FUCK MY LIFE! Morgan: Hey! No swearing in front of my boy! Rick: Fuck that! He's just gonna end up dead anyway. And آپ gone crazy. Morgan: Still.. Don't fuckin swear! Rick: Fiiiiiine.
Shane: (in Rick's coma) سے طرف کی the way. I'm gonna start a random relationship with your, not even hot, wife.. And...