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I f***in love everything about this guy.. I worship your humor Farrell! Hope آپ never die..
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posted by Canada24
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Two weeks after we last left off.

Today was the day, Ditto was suppose to come.

"I still can't believe we have to do this" Dash groaned, her nose still bandaged and she hovered over them.

"Hey, it's not our call, it's Celestia's" Twilight told the young Pegasus.

"Fine" Dash groaned.

"Lets just hope he dosen't try anything" She added.

Everyone agreed.

Eventually Celestia flew down in her carriage, carrying Ditto in it as well.

"Ahh, there آپ are" Twilight said.

Celestia nodded and got out of the carriage, and took Ditto out of it also, who looked not at all pleased about being here.

Twilight and the...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
#1:
Hines: Now listen, I'm just bored as آپ are.. But we're gonna all listen as this dork finishes his little useless yackedy yack yack.


#2:
Hines: WHAT!? IN THE NAME OF GOD!? JUST HAPPENED!?
Yomanshi: I don't think they were fooled coach.
Hines: Is that what آپ THINK Yomanshi!? Maybe that's because آپ decided to start standing in open territory!


#3:
Hines: STOP IT! یا I WILL SET آپ ON FIRE!!


#4:
Hines: I swear to god in heaven I will turn your eyes into scrambled eggs.. DON'T ASK ME HOW!!


#5:
Hines: Out there.. Is our enemy.. The norwood, academy for deranged boys... And they.. Would like nothing...
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BEST OF ANDERSON:

Anderson: Please support the official release, آپ protestant fuckbucket.

Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my پسندیدہ cereal- (gets decapitacated)
Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my پسندیدہ cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE!
Anderson: Well. آپ know what time it is.. (Rape time)

Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?

Intergra: آپ do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement.
Anderson: Oh. And...
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#1:
Pagan Min: I distinctly remember saying, "Stop the bus." Not "shoot the bus." "*Stop* the bus." I'm very particular with my words. "Stop." "Shoot." "Stop." "Shoot." Do those words sound the same?
Officer: But it got out of control...
Pagan Min: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. What did آپ say?
Officer: It got out of control.
Pagan Min: "Got out of control." I hate when things get out of control.
[stabs the soldier with a pen, throws him to the ground and continues stabbing him]
Pagan Min: (while stabbing him) آپ had one fucking job and آپ couldn't fucking do that!
[sits]
Pagan Min: And I got blood...
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 R.I.P
R.I.P
#1:
Billy: Then answer the God damn question. Why the fuck haven't آپ gotten it back for me, friend-brother?
Johnny: One word: business. Like I told آپ when آپ were in there, یا were آپ so busy playing holier-than-thou آپ started believing your own bullshit?
Billy: GET! MY! BIKE!
Johnny: What am I!? YOUR FUCKIN DOG!?


#2:
Brian: Please Johnny, I'm bagging yo-
Johnny: (points a pistol at Brian's head) SHUT UP BRIAN! For once in your life do NOT be a pussy!... (ready to pull the trigger) آپ GOTTA TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!


#3:
Johnny: I like you, Ray. Still keep your humor in the midst of an almighty...
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#1:
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, آپ want to run? Huh? آپ want to run, آپ want to disrespect me? آپ want to fuck with me? I mean, آپ come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and آپ want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give آپ thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat آپ up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas:...
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posted by Canada24
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ONE WEEK BEFORE MOST OF THE EVENTS IN GRAND THEFT AUTO 4:

Packie is spending some time with Kate.

But as often stated سے طرف کی Kate in the game itself, Packie has uncontrollable behavior when he's with her in public and will attack anyone who he thinks is looking at her "wrong".

This fact is currently being proven, as a guy tried hitting on Kate, and is now shown with both of his legs broken, despite the harmless intent.

"Take that آپ little fucking shit!" Packie cried angrily.

"Jeeze, Packie, he was only trying to be nice" کہا a reasonably frightened Kate.

"Yeah.. Well.. I didn't like the look in his...
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(cause really I'm a psy-cho)

(laghter)
You know I am a psycho
I told آپ I'm a psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho

You know I'm a psycho
I told آپ I'm a psycho
Really... I'm a psycho
hawhawhawhaw!

(I told ya'... I told ya')

Really I'm a psycho
You know I am a psycho (why why why why)
I told آپ I'm a psycho
Really I'm a psycho

YOU KNEW THAT I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD آپ I'M A PSYCHO!
CAUSE REALLY I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD آپ I'M A PSYCHO! PSYCHO! PYSCHO!

YOU KNEW THAT I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD آپ I'M A PSYCHO!
CAUSE REALLY I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD آپ I'M A PSYCHO! PSYCHO! PYSCHO!
YEAAH!!

A violent schizophrenia, you...
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SATEN TWIST: (short tempered, recovering alcoholic, anti hero)

SCENE 1:

Saten: *drunkily* H ارے applejack کی, اپپلیجاک
AppleJack: Are ya drunk یا something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear applejack کی, اپپلیجاک wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I love آپ Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It...
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posted by Canada24
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"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way یا anouther"


"Chainsaws, salve everything"


"Ted Bundy, bitch!"


"I'm no مزید than what آپ expect from Irish French Canadians"


"Life is crazy. Nothing مزید to say"


"Ever feel so damn miserable آپ just want to take everything آپ own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"


"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"


"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"


"Don't read this stupid story unless آپ like stupid comedies سے طرف کی an stupid Canadian...
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I'm posting this video on this club mainly for the guest voice
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