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 If your face says who آپ are.. Mine says "town pervert/drunk"
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So I watched 2 فلمیں for reviews.. The other was Jaws the revenge.. Cause people love my negative reviews, and I am NOT reviewing any مزید Snuff films.

How was this movie not suppose to be a comedy. سے طرف کی nature, it's so over the top. It's not really very scary.. Well, at the time it probably was.

I'm not saying that as bad thing.. I like that about it.. It's what makes Brad Dourif so great in this role.. He's so over the top. But he seems to be doing it on purpose..

It's what in my option makes Chucky scary (if anything was too).. Not only is he a doll, which for a kid in Andy's position is scary...
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Creepypastas.. Most of these stories couldn’t scare me no matter what, but there is a certain entertainment about them.. And there are some actually really amazing ones.. heck even a little scary. A LOT scary when narrated سے طرف کی THATCREEPYREADING..

#10: CUPCAKES:
I know this is the dumbest, most overrated, non scary, story ever., but I have a soft spot of it for one thing. The narrations.. This is such amazing narrations, and mood setting.. It really inspired me as a fellow writer myself.,

#9: SLENDERMAN:
While Jeff the killer is a creepy story ruined سے طرف کی over exposer and annoying fans.. Slenderman...
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Walking Dead is past it's prime سے طرف کی this point.. It started out good.. Than got "okay".. Than awesome.. Now "meh"

Breaking bad however.. Started out cool. Than Meh.. Than, ہولی SHIT THIS INTENSE!!

Here are my پسندیدہ moments.. And the most disturbing, moments..

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#10: TUCO IN GENERAL:
When we first meet him, he's actually fairly quiet which makes him seem like a character who's all business. But when Jessie asks for his payment, Tuco at first calmly goes along with it, putting money in the bag, but when Jessie reaches for it. Tuco...
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#1: COLE PHELPS:
Some people would disagree.. I find Cole Phelps one of the most likeable video game characters.. He doesn't give a shit about the fame, یا the money.. Only thing considered selfish, is he's trying to feel better about himself.. And I hated him for cheating on his wife the first time.. But I get it now.. In most causes of PTSD, the person has trouble to their wife, who don't understood what it was like out there.. Elsa was troubled. She better understood.. All it does is make آپ hate Roy that much more. Marie did not "need" to know about what was likely a one time thing..


#2:...
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#1: ANNIE WILKES:
We totally get that crazy fandom that can drive آپ to extremes. But آپ know, waiting on line all night to get into a Comic-Con panel is one thing. Another thing to kidnap your پسندیدہ author, breaking his legs with a sledge hammer (in the book she friggin chops off his finger), and murdering a cop. But hey, she has a certain entertainment value.


#2: THE JOKER:
The Clown Prince of Crime is beloved سے طرف کی شائقین for how deliciously devious he can be. Every version of the character (and there are many) finds a unique way to get under our skin سے طرف کی utterly devastating Batman, and one...
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#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS:



Of coarse he had to be number 1.

We all love Trevor, but we love him BECAUSE he is a cold, untamed, unhinged, dark, sociopathic, unpredictable, ruthless and psychopathic crime lord.

He does everything in an awful and relentless manner, (much different from Michael). Although Trevor is this kind of person, he is also honest about it and will never دکھائیں hypocrisy and he will also have his own charm along with his own principals (his principals being different from Michael's).

Trevor is considered to be the most violent and the most chaotic character ever created in the...
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I never noticed until now, how truly EVIL this ring is..

It's has a mind of it's own. Orginally created with the sole purpose of letting Sauron rule the world.

And Prince Isildur of Gondor cuts the One Ring off of Sauron's finger, unfortantly Isildur becomes almost immediately corrupted to it. preventing him from destroying it in Mount Doom. And the ring betrays Isildur for killing it's master and surrviving Orcs murder the prince, and ring is lost for 2,500 years.

But than its discovered سے طرف کی Smeagol’s cousin Deagol, who stares at it obessively.. Smeagel comes to check on him, and also becomes...
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1.To provoke a response from the actors in the scene in "Freddy's Cave", the photographs they found were Polaroids of little girls mixed with real Polaroids taken from medical surgeries.

2.It is the 8th highest grossing slasher film of all time.

3.Their main ذریعہ of inspiration was The Dark Knight (2008).

4.Jackie Earle Haley accidentally cut Kyle Gallner's chest with the Freddy دستانے, دستانہ while filming a scene. Haley didn't realize what he had done until the scene was finished.

5.They wanted Jackie Earle Haley to play Freddy because they loved his Watchmen screen test.

6.At 5'6", Jackie Earle Haley...
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According to Cinema Snob this movie use to be called

"Rape and revenge"

Really gives away the ending, doesn't it?

This movie is banned in my own country.
And for good reason.

Any SANE person would be left with this reaction.



You know.. The same one from Cannibal Halocoast.. یا the Twilight movies.

The film is noted for its controversial depiction of graphic violence, nudity, obscene language, and lengthy depictions of gang rape which take up 30 منٹ of the film's runtime.

Yeah.. Who wants to spent 30 منٹ watching some poor woman getting assaulted سے طرف کی hillbillies simply cause she has tits...
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In my opinion, it's مزید depressing than scary


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I like to think I live a nice life. I own a cozy, 3 bedroom ہوم in a quiet neighborhood in the suburbs. I have a wife I care about deeply and a 9 سال old son who is my world. I enjoy my job as an accountant, and I'm well recognized in the community. I can confidently say I greatly enjoy living and appreciate all that I have earned. I only wish my entire life had been like this.

You see, throughout my teens and early adulthood, I suffered from severe anxiety issues stemming from an...
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I still think the movie, The Gallows, is kinda underrated.. But I found out now, what it all true means.. And Pfeifer is a total کتیا, کتيا when آپ think about it.

In the beginning of the movie Pfeifer asked Reese to do the play, Reese agrees to this because he has a huge پچھواڑے, گدا crush on her. And unfortunately, Reese can't act.

After Reese's annoying friend, Ryan realizes that Reese is only doing the play to impress Pfeifer, not because he likes drama, Ryan (after finding a broken door) suggests that they sneak into the school tonight tand ruin the settings so that Reese escapes the play without annoying...
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I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this دکھائیں the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And I'm usually mixed about them. So that says a lot..

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.

 Chedder Priest
Chedder Priest


That is his only known name.. I'm not sure what's so...
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Why on earth did I stop last time.. Season 3 is friggin awesome.. I clearly wasn't patient enough last time..

PLOT:
Walter wishes to reunite his family, but Skyler is still suspicious of Walter's سیکنڈ life. Walter believes he can mend the tension between them سے طرف کی confessing to her that he has been producing meth. Skyler is appalled سے طرف کی the confession and demands a formal divorce. Meanwhile, Gus offers to pay Walter US$3M for three months of his service. He even offers to provide Walter with a state-of-the-art production facility and a brilliant lab assistant, Gale (David Costabile). Jesse is...
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This was deleted for some reason.. So redoing it..


#1: HARMING/KILLING CHILDREN:
As bad as Trevor Phillips can get.
Joker is still worse.
Joker has no boundaries, he grabbed Robin hostage when he was still a little kid in the show, tortured him for weeks on straight, and made the poor boy go insane.
Joker would burn down a orphanage full of sick childrun because he's "bored".
He does something even worse.
The Joker gives unsuspecting children poisoned cotton candy, and the children instantly died, but does the Joker feel remorse?
No he just laughs maniacally..


#2: KILLING PEOPLE WITH SHARDS OF GLASS:...
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The عنوان کہا it?
So if آپ haven't seen the new episode.. Stop now, final warning..

Anyway.. Before I start.. Let me say. Having finally seen season 6.. It was awesome.. Walking dead always has awesome battles, it's why I like it (well why I ORIGINALLY liked it) but it usually takes forever too get too them.
Season 6 is amazing.. Battle after battle after battle.. And GOOD battle scenes. Intense ones.

Anyway.. Now for the سوالات آپ been waiting for..

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WHAT DID I THINK OF SIMON?



I کہا before, how excited I was too see...
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#1: GIVE IT EVERYTHING:
It's kinda hard to summarize this story, but basically it's a set of emails, where a man gets a mysterious dog on his front yard, holding a sign saying "give it everything", and gave it too his son. But the kid begins acting weird after that. And the dog watches him sleep, not in a cute way, but disturbing way.
In each email, the writer becomes مزید and مزید paranoid.
I won't spoil much, so your have to read the story.
But it's scarier than آپ think.. Especially when THATCREEPYREADING reads it to you..


#2: NO HOMOPHONES:
The narrator is fucking NUTS. As a kid, he got...
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#1: MAKE PAYNE 3 - uzi کی, یوزا (or Micro SMG if آپ prefer):
I never played the others. I play Max Payne 3 as it's OWN game.. The 3rd games gives enough to understand the character.. His family is dead, he's rarely serious, he has a serious temper issue, but he's a decent human being, even though he believes he's NOT.
Anyway. Max seems to prefer hand weapons.
In all cutscenes, if your using a shotgun یا machine gun, he will hold it in his other hand while holding a handgun as the actual weapon, and after each cut scene آپ always have to switch back to it. Something that confused the first time, I did...
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#1: JOHN WICK:
It's مزید than just a few drops of blood.. It's people being tortured, body parts breaking, necks snapping. And even a cute کتے gets murdered, crawled over to it's owner to die اگلے to him.. it's a depressing scene. But John finds the guy who did it, and shoots him in GTA 4 style..


#2: THE EQUALIZER:
Denzel Washington protrays a retired black op. Who never actually uses guns. But instead uses drills, sledge hammers.. ANYTHING really.. Too bad there's no chainsaw around.
And the villain is actually scary in this movie. He violently beats a man to death. And it's easily one of the...
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#1:
Elizabeth: I have absolutely no intention of marrying Everard. I'm sorry to upset your plans, but...
Elizabeth's Father: Plans did آپ say? My one and only plan, dear girl, is to see آپ as happy as possible, and I would never dream of forcing آپ to do something آپ don't want to.
Critic:(as Elizabeth's father) Unless it was the beginning of the movie in which case I کہا آپ had no choice.
Critic: (as a scene of Elizabeth and her father hugging plays) Seriously, what did she do different? She made the same argument she did before. In fact, it's actually less angry. Are آپ honestly telling...
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The lunatic is on the grass.
The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games and گلبہار, گل داؤدی chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.

The lunatic is in the hall.
The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every دن the paper boy brings more.

And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the ہل, لندن
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see آپ on the dark side of the moon.

The lunatic is in my head.
(evil laugh)
The lunatic is in my head
آپ raise the blade, آپ make the change
آپ re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
آپ lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.

I can't think of anything to say except...

(Laughter)

I think it's marvelous!
Hahaha!