Demotivational KND Posters

Operation E.I.G.H.T.
Everything
Is
Good-and
Happy
Till...
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Hi people I'm Ally, but people call me AC. I'm numbuh 6 of the KND. We in the KND are looking for operatives to join. We need four more.
Here is the audition:
1. Name (real یا fake):
2. age:
3. Operative Numbuh (your numbuh):
4. what آپ like to wear:
5. your personality:
6. hobbies:
7. likes/dislikes/hates:
8. What آپ look like (hair color, eye color, etc.)
9. your skills:
10. Why do آپ want to be a member of the KND?:
11. Family (describe your characters family):
12. who do آپ have a crush on in the...

TRANSMISSION FOUND.....



Grudjer:HEY LET US OUT IF THIS DUMB JAR!!!

Half Nelson:Yeah what he said.(snickers)

(Everyone starts waking up)

Jessee:Wait...something isn't right here...(she looks and her hands are as purple as the Grudjer's dust)

Numbah10:Hey why are our hands purple?

(A boy with brown hair sweeps in and sprays them all with something and the purple comes off)

Numbah10:OMG JACK?!

Jack:Thats right sister.

Numbah10:But I thought آپ were delightfulized?

Jack:I had to find a cure that was unknown to kid but I must tell آپ we've talked it over and I don't want to lead sector m...I'll leave that...

"KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI!" the crowd cheered wildly.
Wally smiled and took a deep breath:
"Coming into the ring is a girl آپ do NOT wanna tick off! She is known as 'Numbuh 8', the 'Master of Disaster', 'Little Big Girl', 'Countess Prank-U-Lot'....."
Kavey gave her teammate a weird look.
"Seriously? 'Countess Prank-U-Lot'?"
Kiki shrugged, "It sounded cool."
"Put your hands together for: Kikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii <gasp, gasp gasp> Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!"
The crowd went ballistic (in a good way)....

After about 30 سیکنڈ of shivering and whispers, Richard looked around.
"You guys gonna do anything یا what?" Richard asked.
"Y- y- yeah we are!" Kacey said. She pulled out a S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. Richard scoffed.
"Oh! I'm so scared!" Richard teased. "Or, I would be if I didn't have a giant paperclip myself!" Everyone's eyes bulged.
"How did HE get a S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R.?" Kacey screamed. She turned to her cousin.
"Heh heh, funny story...." Numbuh 4 began. "Well, it was in my bag and they took my bag." Everyone turned to him. They all growled.
"Don't worry, guys!" Numbuh 2 said. He grabbed his bag...