Demotivational KND posters

Numbah1:Numbah 1's log at the moment me and my team mates of sector v are awaiting Numbah11 who's been on a سب, سب سے اوپر secret mission that seems to involve teenage-

(Numbah5 hits him)

Numbah1:Hey what was that for?!

Numbah5:Numbah 362 told آپ not to record anything ya big freeze pop!

Numbah1:Well Numbah5 isn't that ironic..I don't get brain freeze remember?

Numbah5:Put a جراب in it.

(A ship lands in the docking station and two operatives in space suits emerge from the ship)

Numbah4:ALIENS!!!!

Numbah5:There not aliens stupid!

(They take the helmets off.It's Jessee and Suzy)

Jessee:Guys!(she rushes up and hugs...

"That's stupid!" Wally and Lexi کہا simulataneously.
"But it's perfect! We just take what we need یا the last periods of the دن and we're ہوم free!"
"Actually, that IS a good idea..." Abby said.
Kiki smirked.
"See? At least SOMEONE likes my ideas!"
Kacey rolled her eyes. Kiki opened her locker.
"Alright, toss whatever آپ don't nessicarily need in here."
Several of the kids tossed their stuff in.
"C'mon Raleigh, do آپ REALLY need the Goldfish?"
"YES. I'll die without it!"
"She will, too! I've seen her do it." Kacey added.
Abby did a facepalm.
Kiki looked at Val.
"What?"
"Empty the pockets."
"But-"
"NOW."...