Solonik: ok... its time to make my comeback
Henry: that might wait Mr. Solonik
Solonik: what? how did آپ get in here?!
Henry: it pays to not leave the society before Lumar starts teaching stealth
Solonik: wait wait, let me guess why آپ are here... Demon Lord and Absent Face are fighting?
Henry: yes... WE would like آپ to rejoin, آپ are the weapons expert...
Solonik: thanks but no thanks, I will have a big reputation and clients soon
Henry: there will be none of that if آپ don't help!
Solonik: ...
Henry: fine then... *walks away*
Solonik: wait... let me clean my guns...
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Henry: that might wait Mr. Solonik
Solonik: what? how did آپ get in here?!
Henry: it pays to not leave the society before Lumar starts teaching stealth
Solonik: wait wait, let me guess why آپ are here... Demon Lord and Absent Face are fighting?
Henry: yes... WE would like آپ to rejoin, آپ are the weapons expert...
Solonik: thanks but no thanks, I will have a big reputation and clients soon
Henry: there will be none of that if آپ don't help!
Solonik: ...
Henry: fine then... *walks away*
Solonik: wait... let me clean my guns...
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Guard: آپ have a visitor Lecter
Lecter: ...
Guard: آپ talk about every thing but when there is someone that ACT- *flop*
Lecter: hello Henry
Henry: hello Mr. Lecter
Lecter: so... what is your business here?
Henry: well... آپ are the smartest of the killers and would be the most civil if it was not for your... skin diet...
Lecter: they broke the treaty?
Henry: exactly
Lecter: well then... may آپ open the door for me?
Henry: yes sir Mr. Lecter
*opens door*
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Lecter: ...
Guard: آپ talk about every thing but when there is someone that ACT- *flop*
Lecter: hello Henry
Henry: hello Mr. Lecter
Lecter: so... what is your business here?
Henry: well... آپ are the smartest of the killers and would be the most civil if it was not for your... skin diet...
Lecter: they broke the treaty?
Henry: exactly
Lecter: well then... may آپ open the door for me?
Henry: yes sir Mr. Lecter
*opens door*
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
*meanwhile*
Henry: sorry Mr.Kage but-
Kagekao: it is ok... Henry... I have another job for you...
Henry: yes master... what is it?
Kagekao: gather the team...
Henry: yes sir!
*back to the story!*
Lucius: hey! what happened to Toby?
Slender: I sent him to my brother
*TV دکھائیں swoosh*
Splender: Toby, would آپ like some مزید tea?
Toby: yes!
Splender: Mr. Fluff, would آپ like some مزید tea?
Mr.Fluff [Toby]: yes I do!
Audience: *laughing*
* "everybody hates Chris" commercial break song *
Henry: sorry Mr.Kage but-
Kagekao: it is ok... Henry... I have another job for you...
Henry: yes master... what is it?
Kagekao: gather the team...
Henry: yes sir!
*back to the story!*
Lucius: hey! what happened to Toby?
Slender: I sent him to my brother
*TV دکھائیں swoosh*
Splender: Toby, would آپ like some مزید tea?
Toby: yes!
Splender: Mr. Fluff, would آپ like some مزید tea?
Mr.Fluff [Toby]: yes I do!
Audience: *laughing*
* "everybody hates Chris" commercial break song *
Zalgo: hmmmm...
Observer: hmmmm...
SL: hmmmm...
Lisa: hmmmm...
Targeter: hmmmm...
Pyris: hmmm...
BVRV: pika...
Zalgo: I got it!
All: what is it?
Zalgo: ok so someone knocks Slender out...
Observer: and?
Zalgo: then we bring him here and chain him to the wall...
Targeter: and?
Zalgo: then we capture his proxys and torture them so he gives up!
Observer: but wouldn't he just "Slender walk" out of the chains and warn them?
Zalgo: ._.
All: ._.
Zalgo: fuc*
Observer: hmmmm...
SL: hmmmm...
Lisa: hmmmm...
Targeter: hmmmm...
Pyris: hmmm...
BVRV: pika...
Zalgo: I got it!
All: what is it?
Zalgo: ok so someone knocks Slender out...
Observer: and?
Zalgo: then we bring him here and chain him to the wall...
Targeter: and?
Zalgo: then we capture his proxys and torture them so he gives up!
Observer: but wouldn't he just "Slender walk" out of the chains and warn them?
Zalgo: ._.
All: ._.
Zalgo: fuc*
Slender: Observer, آپ are in charge
Observer: yes sir...
Slender: train the new proxy for me *slender walks*
*Ding Dong*
Masky: yes? *opens door*
???: contract for آپ sir
Masky: thanks seedy
SE: آپ are welcome masky
Masky: Who is your friend?
SE: His name is Porter... he is a rouge SCP
Lucius: ok lets add that to the what the hell is that list...
Sonic.EXE: now is my chance to get out of here!
Lucius: *shoots tazer*
Sonic.EXE: jnhjhbjanjkbneailoveKFCgjablaeamnsjn *faints*
Lucius: I win
Observer: yes sir...
Slender: train the new proxy for me *slender walks*
*Ding Dong*
Masky: yes? *opens door*
???: contract for آپ sir
Masky: thanks seedy
SE: آپ are welcome masky
Masky: Who is your friend?
SE: His name is Porter... he is a rouge SCP
Lucius: ok lets add that to the what the hell is that list...
Sonic.EXE: now is my chance to get out of here!
Lucius: *shoots tazer*
Sonic.EXE: jnhjhbjanjkbneailoveKFCgjablaeamnsjn *faints*
Lucius: I win
???: Shadow Lurker... what the hell took آپ so long?
SL: I am greatly sorry, lord Zalgo... but I did get some info about the new proxy!
Zalgo: like?
SL: his name is Lucius and he has a smg...
Zalgo: and?
SL: thats all...
Zalgo: ._.
SL: sir?
Zalgo: ...
SL: ummmmmm...
Zalgo: THATS ALL
SL: im sorry sir! but Slenderman did tell me to say to meet him at the grave yard at 7:30
Zalgo: WHY آپ - wait, did آپ say slender wanted me to meet him at the grave yard?
SL: yeah?
Zalgo: take care of the Underworld for me!
*going through portal*
SL: wait what? don't آپ have to take care o-
Zalgo: sorry cant hear you, i'm going through a portal!
*portal closes*
SL: *sigh* time to play some League of Legends
SL: I am greatly sorry, lord Zalgo... but I did get some info about the new proxy!
Zalgo: like?
SL: his name is Lucius and he has a smg...
Zalgo: and?
SL: thats all...
Zalgo: ._.
SL: sir?
Zalgo: ...
SL: ummmmmm...
Zalgo: THATS ALL
SL: im sorry sir! but Slenderman did tell me to say to meet him at the grave yard at 7:30
Zalgo: WHY آپ - wait, did آپ say slender wanted me to meet him at the grave yard?
SL: yeah?
Zalgo: take care of the Underworld for me!
*going through portal*
SL: wait what? don't آپ have to take care o-
Zalgo: sorry cant hear you, i'm going through a portal!
*portal closes*
SL: *sigh* time to play some League of Legends
Porter: ارے guys *hanging from foot on tree*
Slender: what the heck is going on? who is this guy?
Lucius: he is a rouge SCP apparently, ارے HOW DID آپ NOT SEE THAT ROPE TRAP!
Porter: well آپ were to busy chasing sonic آپ didn't listen to me when I کہا I was blind
Slender: good, he doesn't know I don't have a face
Porter: آپ don't have a face?
Slender: shi*
ToTheArk: where are we going to live?
Jeff: well...
Slender: no!
Jeff: he owes us!
Slender: no we are not living with Laughing Jack!
Jeff: do we have any other options?
Slender: fine...
Lucius: who is this "Laughing Jack"?
Slender: I will tell آپ later *unties rope*
Porter: *flop* ow...
Slender: what the heck is going on? who is this guy?
Lucius: he is a rouge SCP apparently, ارے HOW DID آپ NOT SEE THAT ROPE TRAP!
Porter: well آپ were to busy chasing sonic آپ didn't listen to me when I کہا I was blind
Slender: good, he doesn't know I don't have a face
Porter: آپ don't have a face?
Slender: shi*
ToTheArk: where are we going to live?
Jeff: well...
Slender: no!
Jeff: he owes us!
Slender: no we are not living with Laughing Jack!
Jeff: do we have any other options?
Slender: fine...
Lucius: who is this "Laughing Jack"?
Slender: I will tell آپ later *unties rope*
Porter: *flop* ow...
cRYPT: Boots! Trevor! Caller!
Trevor: yes?
Caller: yes?
Boots: ... (yes?)
cRYPT: I have a task for you...
Trevor and Caller: what is it?
Boots: ... (like آپ can't do it)
cRYPT: I want آپ to take down the other Proxys
Trevor: but Zalgo says-
cRYPT: i d0NT cAR3 wHAT zALLG0 sAYS? i wANT sL3ND3R t0 sUFF3R?
Boots: ... (dam*it, he is going cryptic again)
Caller: we are on it sir!
All: *all leave*
cRYPT: Jane!
Jane: yes?
cRYPT: take down RED... we are having war on both sides...
Jane: bu-
cRYPT: g0?
Jane: yes sir! *teleports*
cRYPT: *sigh*
Trevor: yes?
Caller: yes?
Boots: ... (yes?)
cRYPT: I have a task for you...
Trevor and Caller: what is it?
Boots: ... (like آپ can't do it)
cRYPT: I want آپ to take down the other Proxys
Trevor: but Zalgo says-
cRYPT: i d0NT cAR3 wHAT zALLG0 sAYS? i wANT sL3ND3R t0 sUFF3R?
Boots: ... (dam*it, he is going cryptic again)
Caller: we are on it sir!
All: *all leave*
cRYPT: Jane!
Jane: yes?
cRYPT: take down RED... we are having war on both sides...
Jane: bu-
cRYPT: g0?
Jane: yes sir! *teleports*
cRYPT: *sigh*
Slender: LUCIUS! JEFFRY!
Both: *run in* yes?
Slender: we ran out of milk
Both: ._.
*intermission*
Lucius: ok... we got Slenderman the دودھ and آپ a toy
Jeff: yay!
Lucius: but due to me being broke we can't afford to even get on a bus
Jeff: aww
*crash*
Lucius: huh? who's there?!
Johnny: HAIL LUMAR! *charges at lucius*
Lucius: *steps to the right*
*flop*
Johnny: *stands up* oww... I shall kill آپ Zalgo demons!
Lucius: we don't work for Zalgo buddy
Johnny: LIES! *charges at Lucius*
Lucius: *steps to the left*
*flop*
Johnny: dam*it!
Both: *run in* yes?
Slender: we ran out of milk
Both: ._.
*intermission*
Lucius: ok... we got Slenderman the دودھ and آپ a toy
Jeff: yay!
Lucius: but due to me being broke we can't afford to even get on a bus
Jeff: aww
*crash*
Lucius: huh? who's there?!
Johnny: HAIL LUMAR! *charges at lucius*
Lucius: *steps to the right*
*flop*
Johnny: *stands up* oww... I shall kill آپ Zalgo demons!
Lucius: we don't work for Zalgo buddy
Johnny: LIES! *charges at Lucius*
Lucius: *steps to the left*
*flop*
Johnny: dam*it!
Slender: ارے can آپ tell me the plan again?
Lucius: aren't آپ the one that created it?
Slender: so is that a yes?
Lucius: why do آپ want a run through anyway?
Slender: I forgot?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Jeff bonked me on the head?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Zalgo wiped my memory?
Lucius: ...
Slender: I have amnesia?
Bro: he doesn't *walks away*
Lucius: آپ are fooling no one Targeter
???: no
Lucius: what?
Dolan: is actually Dolan
Lucius: da faq?
Dolan: bit*h pls
Lucius: aren't آپ the one that created it?
Slender: so is that a yes?
Lucius: why do آپ want a run through anyway?
Slender: I forgot?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Jeff bonked me on the head?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Zalgo wiped my memory?
Lucius: ...
Slender: I have amnesia?
Bro: he doesn't *walks away*
Lucius: آپ are fooling no one Targeter
???: no
Lucius: what?
Dolan: is actually Dolan
Lucius: da faq?
Dolan: bit*h pls
*ding dong*
EJ: ugh... I'll be right back *poof*
*opens door*
EJ: hello good sir! how may I help you?
Henry: hi, my name is Henry... im here to talk abou-
EJ: no *slams door*
Slender: what was that about?
EJ: Laughing Jack went out side and someone saw him
Slender: wow
EJ: yep
Lucius: that idiot
EJ: well... I'll go get jack
Lucius: and don't come back!
All: ...
Me: sorry, my creative writing kinda ran out today...
Lucius: آپ better be!
Jeff: I thought it was funny...
Lucius: oh hey! I forgot آپ were here...
EJ: ugh... I'll be right back *poof*
*opens door*
EJ: hello good sir! how may I help you?
Henry: hi, my name is Henry... im here to talk abou-
EJ: no *slams door*
Slender: what was that about?
EJ: Laughing Jack went out side and someone saw him
Slender: wow
EJ: yep
Lucius: that idiot
EJ: well... I'll go get jack
Lucius: and don't come back!
All: ...
Me: sorry, my creative writing kinda ran out today...
Lucius: آپ better be!
Jeff: I thought it was funny...
Lucius: oh hey! I forgot آپ were here...
Lucius: so... آپ live here alone with the other Jack?
EJ: no... I convinced Laughing Jack to house other pastas that got raided سے طرف کی SCP corp.
Lucius: cool
EJ: hey, where is masky?
Slender: he had a دل attack
EJ: well... where is he?
Slender: I sent him to 49 with ToTheArk
*meanwhile*
49: I will cure you
ToTheArk: آپ know he is passed out and he can't hear آپ right?
49: oh... pass me the the medkit
173: ...
49: PASS ME THE MEDKIT!
173: ...
49: its like i'm talking to a statue...
EJ: no... I convinced Laughing Jack to house other pastas that got raided سے طرف کی SCP corp.
Lucius: cool
EJ: hey, where is masky?
Slender: he had a دل attack
EJ: well... where is he?
Slender: I sent him to 49 with ToTheArk
*meanwhile*
49: I will cure you
ToTheArk: آپ know he is passed out and he can't hear آپ right?
49: oh... pass me the the medkit
173: ...
49: PASS ME THE MEDKIT!
173: ...
49: its like i'm talking to a statue...
Zalgo: so... what happened?
Observer: He went kamikaze on my as*
SL: like a true wimp
Observer: says the guy that hides in the shadows for a living
SL: oh shut-up!
All: ...
Observer: so... whats up with the whole "when the world ends he lets out sigh" thing?
SL: I bet
Zalgo: its just a thing I created to scare slender
Observer: oh
Zalgo: honestly, if the world ended I would be dancing
SL: ارے it's your turn!
Lucius: i'm sorry, but i'm still trying to figure out how I got here