The story of Jeff the Killer

Slender: *grabs Observer*

Observer: Firebrand!

Firebrand: yes sir! [i'm sorry my friends]

*floor catches on fire*

Observer: آپ will burn and suffer!

Hoody: master! we have to get out of here!

Lucius: hey! someone actually makes since!

Slender: *drops Observer*

Toby: not again!

All: *runs out*

Rake: we have to get out of here!

Observer: *pulls out DiPhone* ZALGO! TELEPORT US OUT OF HERE!

Zalgo: huh? oh come on " how I met your mother" is on

Observer: ZALGO!

Zalgo: fine... *opens portal*

Observer: to the portal!

All: *goes through portal*

LJ: road trip!

Lucius: we are just going to the bar...

LJ: oh...

*both get in car*

*driving*

Lucius: ... how was your day?

LJ: oh, good

Lucius: what have آپ been doing?

LJ: آپ know, the usual...

Lucius: did آپ see that game?

LJ: yeah it was SO close!

Lucius: oh! did آپ win that card game with Hypno?

LJ: no, he kept using physic...

Lucius: how was that movie?

LJ: it was good, but the ending sucked...

Lucius: ...

LJ: ...

KIBS: HI GUYS!

Both: SHI-

*crash*

مورگن Freeman: no one survived that day...

Lucius: *shoots tazer*

مورگن Freeman: hfukjnhhauhbbhjiloveKFCjlijhknkjnh

Lucius: I win... again

Masky: Shut up Toby!

Ticci Toby: we all know آپ have the hots for hoody :D

Masky: Im going to kill you!

Slender: your so immature Jeff, could آپ take your job seriously?!

Jeff: why so serious?

LJ: there can be only one jack!

EJ: bring it!

BEN: i'm the best video game pasta

RED: RUN

Squidward: آپ think آپ have it bad?!

SM: i do have it bad!

Lucius: what the heck is happening?

Hoody: every one is arguing *drinks coffee*

Lucius: could آپ shut them up?

Hoody: I tried...

Lucius: OK then let me try.

Hoody: DON'T GO ITS TO DANGEROUS

Lucius: *ahem* HE COMES!

everyone but hoody: ZALGO.

Hoody: nice man

Lucius: cheers!

*clink*