If آپ could ask Stephenie Meyer a question/s what would it/they be?

1. Where'd the plot of the story go?
2. Were آپ on acid when آپ made vampires sparkle?
3. How do آپ live with yourself knowing people compare your crappy piece of literature of something as truly amazing as Shakespeare?
4. Why do آپ refuse to take criticism?
5. Why didn't آپ give your characters any flaws unless they were blonde? And even then the flaw was only being a complete bitch.
6. Why does it seem like آپ ripped of Harry Potter and countless other کتابیں that are why ahead of your level.
7. Why do آپ think two people could fall "irrevocably" in love with each other in, what was it?, about two weeks?
8. How many times did آپ refer to a thesaurus while writing Twilight?
9. Along with the fact that آپ so obviously had کہا thesaurus, did آپ also have a dictionary to look up meanings of some of your "big" words?
(ex: chagrin, masochist)
10. Do آپ like nechrophelism and bestiality? Because that's the very basics of what Twilights about.
11. Why do آپ want to send a message to teenage girls that if they're dumped, they should jump off a cliff to hear his voice again?
12. Why do آپ approve of Ikkle Sethie going through all your mail and your computer and basically EVERYTHING around آپ to make sure it doesn't offend Twilight?
13. Why do does it seem like Bella's physical تفصیل is just You-100lbs?
And Lastly
13. Why does Twilight just seem like an overlong, crappy fanfiction?

1: Why are all the male protagonists in your کتابیں abusive? (Edward, Jared etc) and why are your کتابیں so sexist?
2: Why are Bella and Edward so unnaturaly obssesed to each other? Do آپ know that healthy, normal ralationships are not like that?
3: Do آپ have an issue with blonde people???
4: If Bella is not pretty, why is everybody in love with her?
5: Why does Bella love Edward, apart from him being perfect looking?
6: Do آپ support pedophilia?
7: When a guy dumbs a girl, should she develop schizophrenia and/or commit suiside?
8: Do آپ think that a young person shoud dump college like it's nothing important?
9: Do آپ think that a girl should be a virgin before her marriage and if she's not it's wrong?
10: Do آپ think that if a teenage girl doesn't have any life besides her boyfriend, it should be considered normal?

1. Are آپ sure it was a dream آپ had when آپ first met Edward یا was it just a hallucination due to the drug آپ obviously took?

2. Do آپ feel good when teenagers go saying "UMIGUD! Twilight iz zooo gud! Its better than that Shekaspare shet"?

3. Why did آپ destroy the hope that teenagers could read good literature? Now they basically compare everything to Twilight and sometimes refuse to read anything else because "It won-t be as good as Twilight." Which certainly is a lie.

4. Why on Earth make such terrific MONSTERS glowing ANGELS?

5. Did Stephen King crept آپ out so much when آپ were little that آپ decided to change the vampires look/personality/menu?

6. Do آپ realize آپ could have saved THOUSANDS of trees if آپ would have just published Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse/Breaking Dawn as a short story?

1. You've made the boyfriends of thousands of your شائقین seem inadequate because they don't sparkle. Are آپ happy?
2. You've made your شائقین define the perfect man as "sparkly" and "dead" and "LAME!". Are آپ happy?
3. Do آپ compare your husband to Edward? Is it ok he doesn't sparkle?
4. How have آپ hooked so many شائقین into کتابیں which have no plot?
5. Do آپ know what a vampire is?
6. Do آپ know that good vampires don't sparkle?
7. Do آپ know that your vampires suck because they sparkle?
8. If Bella is such a dull person, why do so many guys fall in love with her?
9. Does this mean I have to have a low self esteem and a dependence on men to find true love?
10. What made آپ think Jacob falling in love with a baby is a good idea?
11. Why didn't آپ just put Jacob and Leah together and leave Renesmee to be a baby?
12. What part of Bella being bruised and battered on the night of her honeymoon and loving it do آپ think is appropriate for 12 year-old girls to read?

I could go on and on. This is actually very easy for me and somehow I think therapeutic.

What (near fatal blow to the head) inspired آپ to write Twilight?

Well آپ already wrote the سوالات i would ask her so i'm only gonna add

What were آپ thinking when آپ invented Renesmee???

Why does every girl in Twilight NEEDS a boyfriend???

1. Sparkles? Really? What the crud?
2. What would really happen if Buffy and Edward met? How about Buffy and Alice?
3. Alice's story about being in an insane asylum... Did آپ write that from personal experience?
4. Did آپ ever have a boyfriend steal your body glitter (and therefor become the inspiration for the sparklies)?
5. Do آپ know what a Mary Sue is?
6. Was your editor drunk when she let Breaking Dawn through to be published?

What were آپ thinking when آپ were writing Breaking Dawn?

How much medication were آپ on while writing Breaking Dawn?

آپ have actually already mentioned a few that I would have asked. Anyway..

1. Why do her vampires sparkle? Well, obviously SMeyer wanted her vampires to be different from the traditional ones but why 'sparkles'?

2. Why did Bella fall in love with Edward? And why did it happen so fast?

3. Do آپ support pedophilia?

4. How is it possible for Bella to be pregnant with a vampire? *I know SMeyer already gave her 'explanation' but I really see no sense to it (even though it's fiction)*

5. Why ruin such a great character? (Jacob in New Moon)

6. Why Renesmee? WHY???

These are the few I can think about right now. I'm pretty sure that I have مزید سوالات that that. =P

Stephenie, WHY????????

short and easy to remember :)

1. Where in the WORLD آپ got the name "Reneesmee" ?!?!?!?
2. WHY VAMPIRES SPARKLE ?!?!??!
3.Since when pedophilia and stalking were 'hot' ?
4. What in the world made آپ کریں شائع some crap that آپ wrote based on a dream of yours ? O__o

"May I مککا, عجیب الخلقت آپ in the nose and tell آپ to get a grip and realise your کتابیں are total crap?!!!"

*punch*

Sorry...tourettes.

"What the hell were آپ smoking when آپ can up with vampires that sparkle?"

1. Y is this book so boring
2. Wat on earth possed u to make vamps sparkle
3. Y is there no plot till the last 50 pages
4. Y is Bella so deppressed
5. Y do u suck at writing
6. Were u trying to curropt the minds of teens
7. Y r u writing the book from Edwards pov couse that's like saying I can't think of anything to rite so I'll tight the same thing again
8. Y is Edward so emotinaless
9. Y r ur caracters so dull
10.ur کتابیں r a descrass to litature

How on earth did آپ pass your college course on feminism?

okay hem hem
1. Do آپ have problems
2. Do آپ think its alright with the idea of phedophelia
3. Do آپ also agree with stalking
4. Have آپ ever been to a pe class?
5. if so how the bloody hell can edward produce sperm?
6. Why do آپ make it seem as though everyone besides the cullens that approach bella are somehwhat annoying cause they act like normal teenagers.
7. Why is the movie so bad?
8. Why didn't آپ even read a vampire book BEFORE آپ wrote a vampire book
9. Why did آپ give everbody happy endings and make breaking dawns ending unrealistic
10. Oh and also what drug did آپ use to get your publisher to actually کریں شائع this?
..thats what i would ask lol

Why did آپ ruin my life?

1. why in the world did آپ think twilight was a good idea

2. are آپ porposly trying to torcher people

What the hell do the book covers have to do with anything? An apple, a flower, a ribbon, and chess wtf?

1. Why did آپ turn vampires in to fairy princesses?

2. Why did آپ make Edward and Jacob pedophilles? Don't آپ know that's against the law?

3. Why did آپ HAVE to make the story sound so emo?

4. Why do آپ think that every girl needs to mary young and to someone older?

5. Why are آپ so stupid?

6. Why didn't آپ use the thesaurus?

7. Couldn't آپ just have ignored your "inspiring" dream and moved on?

8. Why is Bella a Mary-Sue?

9. Why did آپ base Bella off of yourself?

What leaves were آپ smoking when آپ decided to write a book about a wet dream آپ had?

everyone has asked mine but:

Why don't آپ accept critism for your کتابیں and realise that some people DON'T like them?

My Questions:

>Why Jacob and Renesmee?

>Is it hard to write like The Twilight Saga?

>When doing the Twilight Saga movies, is it easy to choose the stars یا the real celebs to play the characters?


That's all, I think.

:)

Stephenie Meyer, why did آپ made those books?

All of them, and sooooooo much more.

Ask her if she have thought about Ian Somerhalder as Ian in The Host.

1. What was with Bella's horrific pregnancy and child birth experience? What that the only way آپ believe آپ could have made those experiences meaningful?
2. Why couldn't she have دیا birth to Renesmee the normal, natural way. Do آپ think that a vampire c-section can be construed as a cop-out against depicting women's real experiences of giving birth?
3. Why was Bella's experience of raising a child completely free of difficulty?
4. Does the fact that Bella gets everything reflect a sense of unfulfilment in your own life? Do آپ think it is realistic to expect that women can have everything?

1. What were آپ thinking?
2. Don't آپ realize that there are plenty of haters out there?
3. What's with آپ poisoning innocent teenage girls' minds?
4. Do آپ honestly believe that love at first sight even exist? I know it's fiction we're talking about, but seriously?
5. Were آپ on any drugs یا any special medications when writing out your stories?
6. How does it feel to know that real passionate readers hate آپ for your stupid stories?
7. Do آپ support feminism?
8. What's with the pedophilia and the stalking?
9. Why sparkles? WHY?
10. How did your کتابیں even get published?
11. Why were آپ stealing off some originality from other amazing books, such as the names of the characters?
12. Do آپ know that your rabid Twilight شائقین don't even know how to spell online? Is it some annoying fad یا some sort of secret code?
13. Do آپ know how many boyfriends are آپ hurting? They can't stand Twilight, and they would simply get dumped سے طرف کی their girlfriends because they're not Edward.
14. What were your شائقین thinking that it's better than any other piece of literature ever created? How is it better than the Bible?
15. Why do آپ think that your شائقین say that Bella is a great role model?
16. Do آپ how highly addictive your کتابیں are? I'm an ex-fan and I had experience.
17. Why does Bella have to be you?
18. Did آپ ever noticed that your کتابیں tend to make women highly perverted? آپ don't want to know what these women do when they're lonely at night.
19. Are those one of the symptoms for obsessive Twilightitis?
20. Why are your کتابیں so badly written and so cliche?
21. Why does Bella have to repeat herself when describing Edward, especially when she does that in every other sentence?
22. Why does Bella have to be a Mary-sue and Edward a Gary-stu?
23. Did آپ know I wrote a declaration against your books? آپ should read about. I highly recommend it.
24. Why did آپ have to rape your thesaurus?
25. Do آپ think you'll still be مقبول in the اگلے 400 years یا so?
26. Do آپ plan on taking writing classes in the future?
27. Wouldn't it be better for آپ if آپ put your stories on fanfiction. net?
28. Do آپ know when this fad will end?
29. I've noticed that the names Isabella and Jacob are the most مقبول baby names now. Do آپ see them becoming the most hated names in the future?
30. What was the purpose for writing out a saga full of lusty romance with tons of plot holes had to do with a pathetic dream of yours???

I can go on all دن if I want to.

1 Does Bella have any other interests (Edward doesn't count) apart from reading Wuthering Heights?
2 آپ do realise that there are مزید classes then gym and biology, right?
3 There is مزید to feminism then "having a choice" right? (thats her definition: so choosing to let a man abuse آپ is a form of feminism)
4 آپ know that sunshine goes threw clouds, right?
5 How can آپ get a papercut from wrapping paper, and even then, how do آپ get it to bleed without squeezing so a vampire sniffs it?
6 Have آپ ever had a health class?
7 Have آپ ever had an AIDS class? (if so, آپ should know that since vampire venom replaces most body liquids, Bella would've became a vampire before the honeymoon)

When is Rosalie Hale's birthday?


I always wonder what her sign is....

First, a few simple ones:

1. I read your review of The Hunger Games. Do آپ admit that it's better than all your Twilight کتابیں combined? Beacuse it is.
2. I've written some crazy crap fanfictions based on dreams before, but why couldn't آپ just forget about 99% of that dream like normal people?

And now for the funnier ones:

3. What were آپ on when آپ made vampires sparkle?
4. Why, just WHY?!?!
5. Why couldn't آپ have just made them all die at the end? Now that would make a good ending! I mean, didn't the last book of The Hunger Games (Mockingjay) end that way? Didn't آپ say آپ were "obsessed" with The Hunger Games? HM?!?!
6. Why does Bella think it's OK for Edward to watch her while she sleeps? I think it's creepy.
7. What were آپ thinking?!?!?!?!?

1) Have آپ ever read a book? Because I'm not sure how آپ managed to miss that the plot is scattered throughout the entire book, not just the last five chapters.
2) Were آپ religiously home-schooled? Because there were so many mistakes that wouldn't have been there had آپ taken a biology class and a decent English class.
3) Why didn't آپ آگ کے, آگ your editor for not doing her job? They are supposed to fix your mistakes, not leave them there.
4) Honestly, do آپ not realize the messages your sending out to young children? یا do آپ just not care?
5) Why didn't آپ just leave Jacob as a werewolf? آپ announcing randomly that he was a shape shifter did not contribute anything to the story.
6)What does your therapist think of your delusions about love?

1.What were آپ smoking when آپ wrote this?
2.Why is Edward such a douche?
3.Why is Jacob a Pedo-Wolf?
4.Why do آپ Wild animals count as vegetables?
5.Why didn't Charlie get a restraining order against Edward after the Voltara mess?
6.Why did she let it become a movie?
7.Why did she دکھائیں pat of midnight sun to Robert Patterson? (What the fuck was his name?)
8.Why didn't Bella get creeped out when Edward کہا that he watched her sleep?
9.Why did she make a manga of it?