Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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Despite whatever impressions آپ may have garnered from the عنوان of this article, this is not about glorifying Twilight over His Dark Materials. It's about scolding the movie industry for giving New moon the green light while simultaneously giving The Subtle Knife the red light.

I know that Hollywood is a business, just as book selling is a buisness, above all else. The only time films are made for the sake of making films anymore is if they're independent. I admit that the occasional brilliantly artistic film makes it into the mainstream, and when it does, it's often recognized and lauded. It's for this reason that I expected just a little bit مزید of Hollywood. I hoped that for once, they would look at quality over marketability, but of course, I was wrong.

To be fair, the success of Twilight has no influence (that I'm aware of) on the fact that The Subtle Knife has been put on hold indefinitely. I completely recognize this. The two events are completely independent of each other. But they are comparable in the sense that they are both book series with at least one film version to their name. The difference between them is, one failed in the film industry, and one didn't.

After The Golden Compass failed to meet box office expectations in the United States, the movie industry bigwigs seemed to decide that that was the end for Philip Pullman's award-winning series. But what makes The Golden Compass interesting is that while it barely grossed $70 million domestically, it raked in over $300 million internationally! I'd hardly call that a flop!

Just to give آپ an idea, Twilight (highly مقبول in the states) grossed over $190 million domestically, and about the same number overseas. So while Twilight succeeded in the US far beyond The Golden Compass's wildest dreams, Golden Compass nearly doubled Twilight's success overseas.

All in all, Twilight grossed a grand total of $383,520,177 while The Golden Compass earned $372,234,864. Comparatively? Not that bad. Especially considering Twilight's popularity in the States.

So what does this mean? Is Hollywood neglecting their international audience? Though The Golden Compass didn't make as much as Twilight, it didn't make out too badly in comparison. Why put The Subtle Knife on hold and continue production with New Moon when both فلمیں did about the same at the box office overall?

To be fair, neither The Golden Compass nor Twilight grossed half as much as Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone یا The Lion The Witch and the Waredrobe (974 million and 745 million respectively). Also, The Golden Compass and Twilight did have a sizable gap in their budgets (like over $100 million...). So there are other factors contributing to why New Moon is still in production and The Subtle Knife is on hold.

Basically, this was a rant on my part. I've been checking and checking to see if a release تاریخ has been set for The Subtle Knife and the project's still hold, and I was annoyed that they're making New Moon and not beautifully crafted story like The Subtle Knife (I think my پسندیدہ in the series).

Also, it was to point out that Pullman's movie rakes in مزید dough overseas than Meyer's does, and that made me happy.
 Lyra pwns Bella. Iorek pwns Edward. The End.
Lyra pwns Bella. Iorek pwns Edward. The End.
This is under 'opinion' so please don't send any hate, it's just a though I had.

I have read various explainations both on this site and others about things antis point out as plot holes. (Ex: Renessme, Imprinting, Vampire Transformation, ect.) And I think that it's great that some people do think it through and don't just take it because it is what was written. What I don't understand is why آپ should have too.

In my mind, when an مصنف creates a story with a new یا different breed of creature they should explain it atleast to some degree.

I'm not saying she needs to explain every little thing,...
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posted by XxGigglesxX
1. Twilight is the product of an immature writer. It reads like something out of my notebook from freshman year.
2. The only difference between Twilight and fanfiction.net is marginally better grammar.
3. And even that isn’t so great sometimes. English major fail.
4. I’ve read fanfiction that is lightyears better than Twitripe.
5. The prose is purple amethyst! Deep, luscious, dazzling amethyst that scintillates and glitters incandescently in the sun!
6. Not to mention, it’s also insanely repetitive.
7. THESAURUS ABUSE! Fancy words are not necessarily better words.
8. The storyline is trite and...
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Why this hater doesn't like Twilight.....
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posted by TriaRose
Dear Ms. Meyer,

Hi. I’m Tria. It’s nice to meet you. As آپ have probably guessed, I am writing to آپ concerning your series known as “The Twilight Saga.” If you’ll forgive me for being rude, I’d like to be blunt.

You fail.

Again, apologies for my rudeness. If you’ll allow me, I’m going to back up this assumption of your literary failure.

Let’s start with the plots, looking at each book individually, and then the کتابیں as a whole.
Twilight: Barely has a plot. The book is 300 یا so pages of nothing happening besides mooning on about Edward and his eyes. Then آپ throw in three...
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After reading the post "Bella as a heroine should be illegal" سے طرف کی bendaimmortal, it got me thinking. Obviously, no-one would consider Bella سوان, ہنس a heroine. If آپ do, آپ have got a really great deal of imagination, یا a warped sense of the world. Because, and I'm sure most Twilight شائقین would agree, the girl didn't do anything at all. Save being overly dramatic and being the damsel in distress.

What about the Cullens then? What about Carlisle, Alice, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie and Emmett? What about He-Who-Sparkles-In-Broad-Daylight? Would they be considered heroes/heroines?

No.

I say that the Cullens...
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Note: It’s important for me to communicate that I don’t know the مصنف of Twilight یا her family personally and I do not intend them any insult; this مضمون is purely academic speculation inspired سے طرف کی a story which will remain a timeless work of art. It is the emotional accessibility of the work which makes commentary such as this possible. I may be projecting the whole thing… But that’s exactly why Twilight is so successful, because it invites us so welcomingly into the story!

Every پرستار knows the story of the Twilight Saga.
There are many theories as to what makes the story such a pop-culture...
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As a پرستار of Twilight, I am part of a lot of related spots and discussions. However, as a Jacob & Bella fan, I often find myself disagreeing with most of the opinions of Twilight fans. In this مضمون I'll go through some تبصرے I've read (slightly altered - don't want anyone out to get me!) and why I disagree with them. It's really just an informal rant. :P

'Edward & Bella have things in common unlike Jacob & Bella'

... What exactly? Let me guess: Classical music? Bella knows one song and suddenly they have something in common. They both read? When do we actually read of Bella reading...
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Soo, I read Twilight in 2005 and seriously thought it was the best thing I'd ever read, and never thought I'd read anything better. How young and stupidly naive I was!

When I first bought it, it was treasured, as were New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn & all the money wasting merchandise I purchased to. But over the past 2 years, I've seen the پرستار base grow and grow and GROW into something that is just pretty hectic and down right ridiculous.

I personally feel sorry for the cast, especially Robert Pattinson. Poor guy, can't even walk out his front door without being mobbed. There's such thing...
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As someone who liked vampires before the fad started I'm one of the many people who dislikes the Twilight vampires. And thinks they should be reclassified as pixies. یا that at least Zombie Bram Stoker should go have a serious talk with Stephenie Meyer about vampires... What do آپ mean Bram Stoker hasn't risen as a zombie in protest to the Twilight vampires? Why don't آپ go prove it? I'll wait...

...

...They didn't come back, so I'm assuming Zombie Bram ate their brains. We'll have to carry on without them. Anyway, I must admit Meyerpires are an interpretation of the vampire myth I just don't...
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Disclaimer: The عنوان of the مضمون may seem to be a bit strange, as most of my مضامین that I have گیا کیا پوسٹ on here are usually issues I have with the Twilight Saga, but I decided that myself as an anti, wanted to write about things I actually do like about the series. Guarantee, I actually do think Stephanie Meyer did create some characters in this series, and I just wanted to فہرست my سب, سب سے اوپر 8. This will be in no particular order.
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Jasper Hale

If hypothetically, I were to meet the Cullen, I would think that Jasper would be the only one I probably be remotely afraid of in any sort of way. Or...
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posted by KateKicksAss
I found these online, and thought they were kinda funny, :)
Credit: wiki answers, wattpad.com, b l o g s p o t.com


How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?
I don't know, they're all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen

What happened when Emmett Cullen stubbed his toe?
He made the whole city collapse!

Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as یا مزید beautiful then herself. She came back with a mirror!

How do آپ stop Jacob Black from attacking you?
You pick up a stick, throw it and yell "fetch"!

How do آپ irritate Edward Cullen?
Buy him a dog and call it Jacob!

Why...
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A hilarious BD spoof. Jacob is hungry for Renesmee's love...and a McFlurry, :P
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I’ve read many lists pointing out Twilight “Plot Holes”, but مزید often than not, the lists aren’t very valid at all. Half of them are usually just complaints, pointing out something they don’t like about Twilight (Example:” Why would vampires go to high school?”, یا “Why does Bella have so many friends?”). The rest are just factually incorrect, یا can be logically theorized. These are usually followed سے طرف کی “Stephenie Meyer obviously ditched history class”, یا “Hasn’t Stephenie ever heard of logic?”, یا my personal favorite, “I would know, I had a lesson about it...
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Contains strong language. It's not an anti video if آپ don't mind the lulz.
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aagh! I accidentally deleted this when I was trying to ترمیم it. here it is again with a new title:

Bella could have gotten over Edward in New Moon and even had a real relationship with Jacob in time, but she wouldn't let herself. She felt that moving on would diminish یا discredit her twu wuv with Edward and the pain she felt after he left. She wants to believe she can't get over it because she wants to believe that what they had was extraordinary, not like any other teenage romance. She wants to believe no one else in the world can relate to what she's going through. She was alone because she...
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