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Twilight Timeline

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this was گیا کیا پوسٹ to illustrate that B&E had only been dating 10 days when Bella woke up in the hospital

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edward cullen

bella سوان, ہنس

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stephenie meyer

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Mistvieh Lol, I love that that's the only retort so far. That's awesome.

alexajaye I believe in love at first sight, but the length of time in which Edward and Bella become devoted to each other is a little preposterous. But that's just my opinion.

CalantheRose ...Wow. I knew they fell in lust quickly, but not that quickly!

Lunalovely It was only 10 DAYS!! WTF!! Okay, I know they went fast and shit, but THAT fast? Oh no, if some asshole got me in danger because some random vamp wanted to kill me because I was with him, and I only dated him for 10 DAYS then i would be OUT! I'm sorry, but I've read enough books that show that if I get in danger for being near this one person, then I'll ALWAYS be in danger by being near that person. Cedric Diggory knows.

AlmostGenius See that flying past your window? It's my last respect for the book. Notice how tiny it already is? (I totally respect the fans, just not the book.)

cassie-1-2-3 This is completely inaccurate.

DraculaPWNS ^ Is it? Seriously, show me how this is wrong.

DraculaPWNS In Harry Potter, if you count all the minor details like meyerpire baseball, you can probably make it at least 80x bigger, and that`s just the first book.

cassie-1-2-3 Well, first of all, They spent longer than one night in the hotel. Bella was constantly falling asleep, and waking up. Sometimes the sun was up, another time it was down, then it was up again. She was there long enough to where her sleep pattern reversed. Common sense would tell you that they were there for longer than one day, considering how the sun rose and set more than once. That's only one example. I really don't feel like going through the book and correcting everything else.

bri-marie Bella meets Edward on the first day of school (Monday). The "next day" (pg 29) (Tuesday) Edward isn't there (pg 30). "The rest of the week" (pg 37) is uneventful for Bella. By "Friday" (pg 37), Bella is able to recognize almost everyone. And "Edward Cullen didn't come back to school" (pg 37). On "Monday" (pg 38), Edward is back in school (pg 40). Edward is gone for an entire week, not one day.

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The Broodening - پرستار Art

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Twi Hate Can Suck It

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Google never lies!

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Twilight In A Nutshell

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Twilight Facts

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Twilight Makes Appearance on Standardized Test Prep: Jacob Cites Edward

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3 Abusive Figures

posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

There are three (3) big categories of abuse. These are the ones that happen on a daily basis, and they are not at all uncommon :( In Twilight, all three of these abusive categories are represented سے طرف کی a character. They are grouped as follows:

Psychological Abuse: Edward Cullen
Sexual Abuse: Jacob Black
Physical Abuse: Sam Uley

Now, آپ Twilighters are probably thinking, "Whaa-? That's ridiculous!" No, actually, it is not, if آپ will give me a chance to explain.

Edward Cullen does indeed abuse Bella psychologically. He constantly refers to her stupidity and her clumsiness. Some may call this "keeping...

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Twilight

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On Wednesdays we wear pink...

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I'm not sure if this is here یا not, but in case it isn't...

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Rob says:If Edward wasn't a fictional character... he ... would probably be an axe murderer...

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Doug Walker's Review Of Twilight Breaking Dawn Part1

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ASmilingMalice responds to nuttymadam's Breaking Dawn Haters

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actually she just specified on Nuttymadam's "genius" claim

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3ShadeProductions: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse Parody

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Craig Ferguson on Twilight

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Best of Rifftrax - New Moon

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Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett riffing the film New Moon.

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Vampire Reunion

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Vampires from all over meet for their annual reunion. Appearances سے طرف کی Edward Cullen, Angel, Dracula, Count von Count, Bill Compton, and more. Featuring a special visit from Buffy.

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Puppet New Moon: The Twilight Puppet Saga

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Hahahahahaha... Team Flea @1:40 LOL. xD

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Taylor Lautner's Most Shocking پرستار Encounter - was with a 40 سال old Twimum (On جے Leno)

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Watch that part at 1:50-3:10. Taylor did mentioned it before in another interview a few months back. The 40+ سال old woman asked him to sign her Team Taylor panties during some autograph session... O_O I thought it was creepy...

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Dean Winchester is Better Than Twilight

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I recently got into the دکھائیں Supernatural (everyone should), and I happened upon this hilarious video. It shows how Dean Winchester (My new پسندیدہ character of all time) is better than Twilight.

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