1) Bring a good sense of humor. Don’t ever take things personally, and try not to be too sensitive. Otherwise you’ll be miserable. Just let loose, have fun, and be willing to laugh.
2) If someone offends you, don’t blow up. Respond in a polite, mature way, point out what offended آپ and why آپ find it offensive. If it’s something serious یا happens to be one of the things forbidden in Rule 5, chances are people will back آپ up and the problem will work out. If it isn’t, reread Rule 1.
3) Twi-hards, this isn’t a place to drool over Edward یا gush about how amazing the Twilight کتابیں are. It’s fine if آپ like doing that and we hold nothing against you, but please don’t do it here. Take it to a مزید appropriate spot and keep it there.
4) Twi-haters, this isn’t a hater یا anti spot. Don’t abuse it. Do not make personal attacks against Stephenie Meyer یا her fans, and don’t throw nasty یا immature insults at Twilight. This is supposed to be “Critical Analysis of Twilight”, not “Mindless Bashing of Twilight”.
5) Make sure the material آپ کرائیں جمع stays true to the spirit of this spot. Whether it’s a soapbox, image, video, etc...please make sure it doesn’t have excessive language, scathingly cruel humor یا any other offensive content in it (like "sparkly vampires are faggots", "Stephenie Meyer is a [bleep]", "Twitards are mindless scum blah blah blah"...etc). When it comes to videos, no book burning یا other forms of Twilight carnage. If آپ found a really good/funny video that happens to have something like that in it, don’t post it. Instead, just ask around and PM لنکس to the people who want to see it. (If enough people say they want to see it, perhaps we could start a special فورم thread with a warning یا something. But for now, let's not go there.)
NEW RULE:
6) If آپ look at the forum, you’ll see there are two rant threads: one for Twilighters and one for anti-Twilighters. If آپ want to vent your rage یا feel like you’ll explode if آپ don’t get it out of your system, take it there and keep it there. Please use them wisely, put up a warning for each rant آپ make so people will know what they’re getting into, and don’t ever stoop down to bad language یا personal attacks.
NOTE: These are the only two threads for that kind of stuff. Everywhere else is a “safe zone”. If آپ go to either of the rant threads, be prepared. DO NOT venture in if آپ can’t take the heat. The warnings are there for a reason. If the rants make آپ mad, please don’t respond. Either PM the ranter یا vent it out in the appropriate thread (and if آپ do the latter, don’t call out names یا point fingers at anyone). That way we can keep the carnage to a minimum.
And these are all the ones I can think of at the moment. If any of آپ have any suggestions یا ideas on how to improve them, please talk! These rules and guidelines are to ensure that we keep the peace, prevent abuse of the spot and help everyone to enjoy their stay. The last thing we want to do is give Fanpop a reason for taking us down.
Thank آپ so much for your cooperation! Have fun and play nice, duckies!
2) If someone offends you, don’t blow up. Respond in a polite, mature way, point out what offended آپ and why آپ find it offensive. If it’s something serious یا happens to be one of the things forbidden in Rule 5, chances are people will back آپ up and the problem will work out. If it isn’t, reread Rule 1.
3) Twi-hards, this isn’t a place to drool over Edward یا gush about how amazing the Twilight کتابیں are. It’s fine if آپ like doing that and we hold nothing against you, but please don’t do it here. Take it to a مزید appropriate spot and keep it there.
4) Twi-haters, this isn’t a hater یا anti spot. Don’t abuse it. Do not make personal attacks against Stephenie Meyer یا her fans, and don’t throw nasty یا immature insults at Twilight. This is supposed to be “Critical Analysis of Twilight”, not “Mindless Bashing of Twilight”.
5) Make sure the material آپ کرائیں جمع stays true to the spirit of this spot. Whether it’s a soapbox, image, video, etc...please make sure it doesn’t have excessive language, scathingly cruel humor یا any other offensive content in it (like "sparkly vampires are faggots", "Stephenie Meyer is a [bleep]", "Twitards are mindless scum blah blah blah"...etc). When it comes to videos, no book burning یا other forms of Twilight carnage. If آپ found a really good/funny video that happens to have something like that in it, don’t post it. Instead, just ask around and PM لنکس to the people who want to see it. (If enough people say they want to see it, perhaps we could start a special فورم thread with a warning یا something. But for now, let's not go there.)
NEW RULE:
6) If آپ look at the forum, you’ll see there are two rant threads: one for Twilighters and one for anti-Twilighters. If آپ want to vent your rage یا feel like you’ll explode if آپ don’t get it out of your system, take it there and keep it there. Please use them wisely, put up a warning for each rant آپ make so people will know what they’re getting into, and don’t ever stoop down to bad language یا personal attacks.
NOTE: These are the only two threads for that kind of stuff. Everywhere else is a “safe zone”. If آپ go to either of the rant threads, be prepared. DO NOT venture in if آپ can’t take the heat. The warnings are there for a reason. If the rants make آپ mad, please don’t respond. Either PM the ranter یا vent it out in the appropriate thread (and if آپ do the latter, don’t call out names یا point fingers at anyone). That way we can keep the carnage to a minimum.
And these are all the ones I can think of at the moment. If any of آپ have any suggestions یا ideas on how to improve them, please talk! These rules and guidelines are to ensure that we keep the peace, prevent abuse of the spot and help everyone to enjoy their stay. The last thing we want to do is give Fanpop a reason for taking us down.
Thank آپ so much for your cooperation! Have fun and play nice, duckies!
There are some core things about the mythical creatures I wish Meyer would have دیا an actual explaination for:
Vampires
1. Turning into bats
She could have explained it as bats are attracted to vampires, but she choose not to adress it at all.
2. Sleeping in a coffin
How about that having something to do with them faking their own death یا something?
3. Lack of Fangs
An evolution over time to adapt.
4. Sunlight
Related to the fact vampires are considered to be connected to the devil.
Werewolves
1. Full-Moon
They meet at the full-moon.
2. Their Anger Issues (yes, I know that some of the wolves have this)
It could have been explained as a reaction to the moons phases.
3. Pack- Mind
Evolved trait یا even a gift from the spirits.
Vampires
1. Turning into bats
She could have explained it as bats are attracted to vampires, but she choose not to adress it at all.
2. Sleeping in a coffin
How about that having something to do with them faking their own death یا something?
3. Lack of Fangs
An evolution over time to adapt.
4. Sunlight
Related to the fact vampires are considered to be connected to the devil.
Werewolves
1. Full-Moon
They meet at the full-moon.
2. Their Anger Issues (yes, I know that some of the wolves have this)
It could have been explained as a reaction to the moons phases.
3. Pack- Mind
Evolved trait یا even a gift from the spirits.
Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The اگلے day.
Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The دن after that:
Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen یا my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!
[Check the TS spot to see who made it, its me. So don't kill me about 'You چرا لیا, چوری کی this!'].
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The اگلے day.
Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The دن after that:
Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen یا my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!
[Check the TS spot to see who made it, its me. So don't kill me about 'You چرا لیا, چوری کی this!'].
Created:~Alice~
Q: What to Edward and a Christmas درخت have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.
Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what آپ are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!
Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much آپ mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: آپ know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.
Q: How do آپ kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her کتابیں and wait for two minutes.
Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward آپ suck!!!!
Q: What to Edward and a Christmas درخت have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.
Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what آپ are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!
Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much آپ mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: آپ know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.
Q: How do آپ kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her کتابیں and wait for two minutes.
Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward آپ suck!!!!
Bella Sawn.... Hmmm.
If my bestfreind has loved me, kissed me, tried to ruin my relationship with my boyfriend, i wouldn't be all cool with him loving my child.... including because she's young and his old.
Bella didn't react properly.
I wanted her to get really mad, i wanted Jacob to be banned from seeing Nessie, not have 10 منٹ go by, and his aloud to hold her again.
They say آپ dont choose love, love choose's you.
I believe in that but Reneseme, didn't get a choice? Somehow this imprinting thing assumes the person the wolfs are going to fall inlove with are going to love them back?
In twilight saga this is the thing i do not understand یا get no matter how much i try...
and I just felt the need to let that out LOL even though i have so much مزید i would like to let out.
If my bestfreind has loved me, kissed me, tried to ruin my relationship with my boyfriend, i wouldn't be all cool with him loving my child.... including because she's young and his old.
Bella didn't react properly.
I wanted her to get really mad, i wanted Jacob to be banned from seeing Nessie, not have 10 منٹ go by, and his aloud to hold her again.
They say آپ dont choose love, love choose's you.
I believe in that but Reneseme, didn't get a choice? Somehow this imprinting thing assumes the person the wolfs are going to fall inlove with are going to love them back?
In twilight saga this is the thing i do not understand یا get no matter how much i try...
and I just felt the need to let that out LOL even though i have so much مزید i would like to let out.