Down with twilighthaters!!!2: An insane petition. 

Full summary of petition: Okay, so i really don\\\'t get if. half the people who say they hate twilight, have never read the books or seen the movie. mostly they want to be different. kinda ticks me off. they always diss twilight fans, and that REALLLYY ticks me off!! THEY HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUDGE US!! most people always think girly-girls read it and its a chick-flick-book, but come on, really, i know tons of guys who read twilight!!


If there was a facepalm emoticon I SO would be using it.

I just killed braincells by banging my head on my desk.

But then I killed ten times as many by reading "so i really don\\\'t get if."

So if enough people sign the petition, then what? people who don't like Twilight will be banished to the moon? given a prison sentence? forced to re-read it until their brain melts and they become a fan?

... I want to go to the moon...

my comment is the Buffy Summers one, and it's unverified so it doesn't count! :D

And, yeah, I wanna go to the moon.

I had to make a relatively snarky comment myself under "Peaceful Dissenter." I really must learn to be more polite and less passive aggressive.

Don't you guys know anything? They plan to send us all to Italy so the Volturi can kill us all! No!!!!!!

Im up for going to Italy .
The dead part sounds less good but Im sure Twi-Hards aren't that unreasonable ...

Well if it really comes to it, you are all invited to stay with my family. My aunt has a very big, twi-hard free, house in Palermo. I'm sure the sparkly vampire mafia fear going to the house of a large Italian woman with a rolling pin.

Io parlo Italiano molto bene! Perche io sono il meglio!

They are wrong about a very important point: most of us have read the novels. Actually, we have read them along with many other books, which gives us a broader perspective. That's precisely why we don't get what the fuss is all about. Also, is it that terrible to raise your hand and say "excuse me, but (insert plothole) doesn't really make sense"? Also, remember, kids, the Cullens are fictional characters, which means they are not real.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, omg i have seen everything in life, its more the other way round, twilighters are the ones trying to control the world, lol. Aned i'd like to add i have read the books, and my IQ is lowers than before i read it, or maybe its just cause i was banging my head on the desk while reading it, hmmm either way it relates to twilight lol

how pathetic!!!