DAMON:i luv my jacket

EDWARD: OMG!!! is that boy gucci?

DAMON: yep

EDWARD: i luv it

DAMON: ارے its mine back off!!!

EDWARD: don't tell me to back off!!!

DAMON: SHUT UP!!!

edward and damon start fighting

meanwhile the جیکٹ is ripped to shreds

EDWARD: OMG!!!! the جیکٹ is dead!!

JACKET: OMG!! u both killed me!!!

damon holds the جیکٹ in his arms

DAMON: آپ know i've loved since i bought you

JACKET: i hate آپ and edward

the جیکٹ dies

DAMON & EDWARD: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the jacket's funeral...

damon and edward are standing سے طرف کی the jacket's grave crying

DAMON: i never wore it enough

edward puts his hand on damon's shoulder

EDWARD: i know how آپ felt about it

the اگلے day...

damon is wandering around town in a new armani جیکٹ
edward sees him

EDWARD: omg that's armani

DAMON: yes it is armani

EDWARD: me likey

DAMON: don't start

EDWARD: shuddup

bella and caroline walk up

BELLA: what's going on?

CAROLINE: oh god

bella realises

BELLA & CAROLINE: oh for god's sake not again

coming soon: edward & damon & damon's جیکٹ 3