1. آپ have a Bowie song set as your iphone ringtone.
2. آپ have him as your lock screen and ہوم screen.
3. آپ go to Google, click تصاویر and type "Bowieporn" in the تلاش box.
4. آپ imagine "the one" in your head constantly and he looks like an exact replica of David Bowie.
5. آپ really hate Morrissey and/or Elton John.
6. آپ can smell a poser a mile away...
7. Almost all the songs آپ know how to play on the گٹار are Bowie songs.
8. آپ dub January 8 as Bowie Appreciation Day.
9. آپ ship Dick Bagger.
10. watching the steamy love scene in The Fault in Our Stars with your friend آپ make...
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