I was out hiking in the woods with a few دوستوں of mine, when we all got lost and accidentally تقسیم, الگ کریں up. Unfortunately, I got myself into the middle of the forest, and now I have NO idea how to get home.
For about an گھنٹہ یا so, I sat on a stump, praying that my دوستوں would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some دوستوں I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a سکرٹ, گھیرنا that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are آپ lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do آپ mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure آپ can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that آپ like jumping off cliffs. Are آپ suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I love the wind in my hair!
Me: If آپ hadn't gotten married, would آپ consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I love my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did آپ marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom آپ fell in love with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would آپ leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes آپ love someone, but then آپ meet someone else and love them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: آپ don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me سے طرف کی the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are آپ MAD? There's nothing مزید powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE آپ SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit آپ here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are آپ ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and آپ don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could آپ stand the برداشت, ریچھ droppings all around? And how آپ don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch آپ when آپ sleep?
Pocahontas: آپ watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would آپ ever agree if someone called آپ a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: سے طرف کی far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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For about an گھنٹہ یا so, I sat on a stump, praying that my دوستوں would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some دوستوں I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a سکرٹ, گھیرنا that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are آپ lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do آپ mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure آپ can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that آپ like jumping off cliffs. Are آپ suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I love the wind in my hair!
Me: If آپ hadn't gotten married, would آپ consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I love my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did آپ marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom آپ fell in love with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would آپ leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes آپ love someone, but then آپ meet someone else and love them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: آپ don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me سے طرف کی the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are آپ MAD? There's nothing مزید powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE آپ SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit آپ here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are آپ ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and آپ don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could آپ stand the برداشت, ریچھ droppings all around? And how آپ don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch آپ when آپ sleep?
Pocahontas: آپ watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would آپ ever agree if someone called آپ a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: سے طرف کی far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
تبصرہ if آپ want more!! :D
Credit: Gabriel Fichera
Hello guys! Here's the first part of the countdown dedicated to Disney Princesses Couples Month! All DP kisses were included. The most part of the kisses eliminated are from sequels, but there are also some kisses from original فلمیں that I've never expected to see out. The سیکنڈ part will be لوڈ اپ once the countdown will end!
31.Pocahontas and John Rolfe: First Kiss.
It was to be expected, this couple isn't appreciated a lot. Their faces weren't even seen when they kissed; definitively it's the worst DP kiss.
I hate Pocahontas with John Rolfe... ~LauraLane
30.Cinderella and Prince Charming:...
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31.Pocahontas and John Rolfe: First Kiss.
It was to be expected, this couple isn't appreciated a lot. Their faces weren't even seen when they kissed; definitively it's the worst DP kiss.
I hate Pocahontas with John Rolfe... ~LauraLane
30.Cinderella and Prince Charming:...
When I تبصرہ on one pick and other شائقین wonder why I say so, it inspires me to make an مضمون to explain مزید in the best way. I find a lot similarities of Elsa with Periwinkle (Secret of the Wings), Ralph and Vanellope (Wreck-it Ralph), Zarina (The Pirate Fairy), and Maleficent (Maleficent).
Similarities between Periwinkle & Elsa:
- Both have ice power
- Both ice are spreading quickly like آگ کے, آگ (okay, not definitely Periwinkle's ice but ice from Periwinkle's place)
- Both have white hairs, یا whatever platinum blonde which looks...
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John Lasseter's Blue and Spikey "White" Hair
Similarities between Periwinkle & Elsa:
- Both have ice power
- Both ice are spreading quickly like آگ کے, آگ (okay, not definitely Periwinkle's ice but ice from Periwinkle's place)
- Both have white hairs, یا whatever platinum blonde which looks...
For such a successful and expensive film, Frozen's complete lack of diversity (particularly ethnic diversity) really vexed me. Frozen has four main human characters and out of the four:
- Four are white
- Four are all apparently straight
- Three are blonde
Looking at this, آپ can tell there is very little variation in Frozen's main cast. In ethnic terms, there really is no excuse of this. Frozen needed مزید POC.
I have heard one main argument (read: excuse) why Frozen didn't have any racially diverse characters (and no: I am not counting black background characters). Some say that Frozen...
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- Four are white
- Four are all apparently straight
- Three are blonde
Looking at this, آپ can tell there is very little variation in Frozen's main cast. In ethnic terms, there really is no excuse of this. Frozen needed مزید POC.
I have heard one main argument (read: excuse) why Frozen didn't have any racially diverse characters (and no: I am not counting black background characters). Some say that Frozen...
One of the مضامین on my to do فہرست and I went with this one because I knew it wouldn't take me too long to make it. Anyway this is my personal opinion on the best Disney Princess singing voice and I have a feeling most will disagree with me but that's kind of something I'm used to.
12.Merida
It turns out that Merida actually does sing in her movie, well sort of. Young Merida sings Noble Maiden Fair with her mother, which is a beautiful song. Now her voice is nice for a little kid but it can't compare to the other voices obviously. Also sorry to break it to آپ guys but we don't...
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12.Merida
Peigi Barke
