Snow White-Kill
I love Snow White, I really do but I wouldn't want to marry her. I mean can't survive a voice like that for the rest of my life. And I certainly wouldn't have sex with her because she's way too young and she's not very attractive. Sorry.
Cinderella-Marry
Duh! Who wouldn't want to marry Cinderella! She cooks, she cleans, she's sweet, she's laid back and she has a wonderful singing voice. Obviously sex comes along with marriage, so it's a win-win. I'd love to have her hand in marriage.
Aurora-Sex
I wouldn't marry her because I don't think we'd have anything to talk about. Plus, she's totally hot so it's a no brainer.
Ariel-Sex
Once again, duh! Ariel is smokin' hot! She's the most beautiful princess in my opinion so there آپ go. I wouldn't marry her because she's too reckless and I wouldn't want her taking care of our children. I feel sorry for Melody.
Belle-Marry
Obviously, Belle doesn't care about looks so she definitely earns points for that. I don't mean to sound weird but I'd love to have my wife read me a story. Not frequently though, that would get tedious.
Jasmine-Sex
I certainly wouldn't marry her because she's always in a bad mood and she complains alot. And when she dresses like that, what do آپ expect me to choose.
Pocahontas-Sex
Again, duh! With a body like that, no question! It's not that I wouldn't marry Pocahontas. She'll clearly stand سے طرف کی her man through thick and thin and I think she would be a good mom. But our relaitonship would probably run it's course, she's just not my type.
Mulan-Marry
I wouldn't mind spending the rest of my life with Mulan. She's cool and laid back, she has alot of qualities I'd want in a wife. Plus, she's my پسندیدہ princess.
Tiana-Marry
Tiana is probably the perfect wife. She knows how to cook a good meal and I think she'd be a great mom, disciplinary but nurturing. She doesn't know how to have fun but we could work on that.
Rapunzel-Kill
Yet again, duh! I'm not even going to apologize for this one! I wouldn't have sex with her because I don't find her attractive, at all. And I sure as hell wouldn't marry her because I find her very annoying.
Sex, Kill, Marry, Sex, Marry, Sex, Marry, Marry, Sex, Kill
So there آپ go, I hope no one's offended. Maybe other users could do this with the Princesses یا Princes, since a good amount of آپ are straight ladies.
Former Rankings.
Rapunzel is too cute
dimitri_ and I decided to do a collab مضمون together and I think we had a lot of fun doing it! Picture credit goes to dimitri_ and I wrote the article. I apologize if I ramble a bit مزید than dimitri_ does, she has مزید self control than I do lol. Let's get started with the lists :)
dimitri_: Pocahontas & John Smith
I think they are wrong for each other since Pocahontas is hard to match with and that they ''love'' each other way too much, it still feels rushed to me. John changed his entire point of view that he was raised with when Pocahontas sang "Colors of the Wind." It's just...
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dimitri_: Pocahontas & John Smith
I think they are wrong for each other since Pocahontas is hard to match with and that they ''love'' each other way too much, it still feels rushed to me. John changed his entire point of view that he was raised with when Pocahontas sang "Colors of the Wind." It's just...
