*We have these animals resting and pouting near a tree. Let's see what happens next...*
Gopher: I'm bored.
Owl: So?
Gopher: I want something to eat, can I have someone's flesh?
Other animals: آپ FREEKIN CANNIBAL! Wait- what does cannibal mean again?
Gopher: آپ guys are hopeless.
Bobby: آپ go and get something to eat yourself.
Gopher: Can't someone go with me in case those ogres come out again and try to-
Peggy: آپ mean monster figures 1 and 2?
Monster figures(Out of nowhere): Hey, for christ sake, we are not monster figures! God, how many times do we have to explain this crap?
Monster figure 2: Hey, how come the producers/creators/directors gave us the names 'Monster figures 1 and 2' anyway?
Monster figure 1: What are آپ talking about?
Monster figure 2: I dunno, the narrator(Or whatever he's called)...
Narrator: I'M A GIRL DAMNIT!
Monster figure 2: Whatever. ...Told me about what I just کہا right now.
Gopher: Hey, can آپ guys come here for a second?
Monster Figures: I think they're up to something, and it's probably stupid. Let's go and check it out. سیب, ایپل C! Double Jinx! Trip-
Gopher: WILL آپ JUST GET YOUR پچھواڑے, گدا OVER HERE SO I CAN-
*Animals cover his mouth(Ew, I don't wanna know what his mouth feels like یا what they've touched with their hands >_<)*
Owl: آپ idiot! Do آپ wanna blow our cover?
Alligator: Sorry about the blow.
Other animals: Oh alligator! *Starts coughing and pretends to start dying*
*Monster figures come up and smell something weird*
Monster figure 1: Do آپ smell something?
Monster figure 2: Yea, and it smells great!
Monster figure 1: Oh, that figures.
*Pause. Then they both die from the fart(Or two)*
Gopher: *Jumps out of tree* FOOOOOD! *Starts knawing on their suit* Mmmmm, tastes like chicken. *Continues to knaw*
Bobby: ارے look آپ guys, I found a walkie talkie on this guy's pocket.
Peggy: Don't آپ mean inside his pocket? And why were آپ touching around his pocket area? That's so gross!
Bobby: I didn't. I just saw it. *Turns on power and screen explodes*
??????: WHAT IS IT ALREA- Oh crap, your not my daughters nor my evil henchmen. And how can I see آپ through this tiny walkie talkie box? This doesn't make any sense. یا maybe آپ are my daughters یا henchmen and messed up with the spells and turned into animals? And-
Bobby: How did آپ know that we were animals?
??????: I dunno.
Owl: آپ talk alot.
Peggy: Why don't we go back to those ruins and find آپ know who in there and see if there alright.
Gopher: After we finish our meal? I'm still kinda hungry.
??????: Oh my god my daughters are cannibals and have no life whatsoever. I'm going to bed. *Turns off screen, then walkie talkie blows up*
Bobby: That was random.
Other animals: I know.
*And they continue to eat their flesh*
To be continued in part 25....
After seeing MaidofOrleans فہرست in the فورم link, I thought it was a cool idea to فہرست down Disney Princesses on the basis of which how I relate to them یا not relate to them. So here goes:
DON'T RELATE TO
Snow White:
I don't really relate to her much. I cannot go from being scared for my life to cleaning the stranger's house in the same day. I'm optimistic but not like her, I'd be مزید like practical and cautious in her situation. I am also not as organized as her and neither as much persistent with my ways of living.
Aurora:
I wish I was as graceful...
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DON'T RELATE TO
Snow White:
I don't really relate to her much. I cannot go from being scared for my life to cleaning the stranger's house in the same day. I'm optimistic but not like her, I'd be مزید like practical and cautious in her situation. I am also not as organized as her and neither as much persistent with my ways of living.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to frighten you
Aurora:
I wish I was as graceful...
Hi everyone!
I was looking at مضامین that were گیا کیا پوسٹ before I arrived on Fanpop and there were several Fanpoppers that wrote this type of article. So I thought it'd be fun to write my own.
1. What name would آپ change yours to?
Anna. It's simple and it just sounds really pretty to me. It also means "grace" in Hebrew.
2. Which skills would آپ like to develop?
Literally everything Mulan did while training for war. I'm currently studying martial arts and it would be amazing to be able to perform at Mulan's level.
3. Who would آپ want for a parent?
James...
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I was looking at مضامین that were گیا کیا پوسٹ before I arrived on Fanpop and there were several Fanpoppers that wrote this type of article. So I thought it'd be fun to write my own.
1. What name would آپ change yours to?
Anna. It's simple and it just sounds really pretty to me. It also means "grace" in Hebrew.
At least my name is graceful.
2. Which skills would آپ like to develop?
Literally everything Mulan did while training for war. I'm currently studying martial arts and it would be amazing to be able to perform at Mulan's level.
3. Who would آپ want for a parent?
James...
Oh my Elsa! We know that you are excited!
