"It has been said that time heals all wounds. I do not agree. The wounds remain. In time, the mind, protecting its sanity, covers them with scar tissue, and the pain lessens, but it is never gone"
JJ: Cullen. The last name of the vampire family in Twilight.
Reid: What's Twilight?
Reid: Knowledge of law enforcement does suggest a criminal record.
Morgan: Or that he watches television.
Garcia: Reid, seriously, people that go inside that
house never come out. Spoooky.
Reid: Garcia, could you at least pretend not to enjoy
that rumor so much since I have actually entered that
Hotch:"You told me you were clear to travel, you lied"
Reid:"No I didn't, I am a doctor so technically it wasn't a lie"
Garcia:"What was it then?"
Garcia:"You're my bitch now"
JJ: If anything should happen to us, it's up to you and Garcia to make sure that this boy gets into Yale.
Reid: Oh Yale, Yale. Do you want to go to Yale, Henry? That was your Godfather's safety school. Don't worry, I can get you into Caltech with one phone call.
Reid: Sorry I'm late.
Rossi: I hope she was worth it.
Morgan: I hope it was a she.