Shrek Thriller Night

Dr Blowhole heads to the train station checking his clipboard
Dr Blowhole: Alright, I invited all the guests, told them to come here to the station, and I'm on time. Oh boy, Kendall is going to be so surprised!
Enters train station lobby where the guests are waiting and chatting
Guests: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah....
Blowhole heads to podium
Blowhole (Hits mallet on podium): Alright, alright, settle down everyone. (Guests stop and pay attention) Thank آپ (Clears throat) Now I would like to thank آپ all for coming.
SpongeBob: Uh, why are we even here?
Blowhole: I have gathered آپ all here...

Halloween night. The moon is full and the wind is howling. Kendall and the gang are walking through a misty forest in their halloween costumes.
Kendall: Wow! I can't believe it's Halloween! I can't wait to hear Dr Blowhole's annual scary story!
SpongeBob: Me too! I can't wait to go trick یا treating!
Kowalski: And I can't wait to use my latest invention! Behold! (Takes out gadget) My ghost detector 3000!
Skipper: Not another one of your crazy inventions Kowalski!
Jake: And besides, there's no such thing as ghosts.
Patrick: Except the Flying Dutchman.
Kowalski: That is what آپ all think! But you'll...

Spongebob: You're full of barnacles and so is your dad!
Dr Blowhole: Says who?
Spongebob: Says I!
Dr B: Oh yeah?
Spongebob: Yeah!
Dr B: Well I double dare you!
Skipper: Terrific! My arch nemesis is at it with his crazy tricks again!
Kendall: Like what Skipper said, Blowhole is at it again, but the exact exchange for this ritual very important. Spongebob has to be careful.
Spongebob: Are آپ crazy? Stick my tongue to that flagpole? That's stupid!
Dr B: That's cause آپ know it will stick!
Spongebob: You're full of it!
Dr B: Oh yeah?
Spongebob: Yeah!
Dr B: Well I double dog dare you!
Jessie: Oh man! This is...

Spongebob and Patrick Singing: Who's there for آپ when آپ are sad and down? Idiot Friends! Who picks آپ up and slaps آپ all around? Idiot Friends! Who puts thorns in آپ so آپ can save the town? Idiot Friends, Idiot Friends, Idiot Friends!

Queen Ke$ha writes on note: Sponge and Starfish singing stupid song! #idiots (attaches it to bird and sets it free)
King Blowhole: What are آپ doing?
Ke$ha: I'm tweeting.
Blowhole: Huh.
Sponge and Pat: Duh duh duh duh doo da do duh duh! Idiot Friends! Duh dee da da doo duh duh duh duh! Idiot Friends!
Blowhole: STOP! (Sponge and Pat stop singing) No Pepsi...