AGE: 16
MOTTO: Everybody dances to their own boom boom.
ABOUT ME: I'm Effy. It's a shit name but it's short for Elizabeth which is even worse. I live with my Mum and Dad. My brother used to live here too but now he's gone. On the دن he left he gave me his duvet cover, half a bottle of آڑو Schnapps, and his bedroom. Well, he doesn't need it any مزید does he? So now it's my kingdom. I drank the Schnapps and gave the duvet to Oxfam.
These are the four most interesting things about me:
1) I can pick stuff up with my toes. Like, not just socks and crap like that but big things. Ketchup bottles. Ashtrays....
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