1.Never Learn To Be Meg!

Yeah, really.

2...

2.Bird is the Word

3. stewie is gay.
4. never be as retarded as peter.
5. don't watch robot chicken (just kidding!!)
6. idk, say something else for #6 and above. XD

oh, wait, i got another
6. FOX is a bad network (apparently)

7. Don't accept coupons from giant chickens
8. It is possible to be pregnant for much longer than nine months
9. Death is a major mama's boy

10. When Your Beautiful Doors Magically Open For You
11. Fat Chicks Need Loving To But They Have To Pay
12. Evil Monkeys Arent As Evil As They Seem
13. Pimples However Are Very Evil
14. Dogs And Babies Can Talk
xD

15. I think saying Stewie is bi would be a safer bet.
16. SHUT UP MEG!
17. It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
18. There's an Evil Monkey in my Closet
19. The Evil Monkey is not really Evil at all.
20. FOX News is evil!

1. don't act stupid like peter
2. don't look ugly like meg
3. don't act like a fat kid like chris
4. don't hang out with gay babies like stewie
5. don't hang around with drinking dogs like brian

LOL!!!!!!!!! :)

lmao! good ones! FetchGirl2266

26. When you fail at forcing a miscarriage, you could end up with your very own "Chris".

27. If you work on a novel for three years, you might get asked questions about it in a freakishly high-pitched tone.

28. The technical terms for the different IQ categories: Average > Retarded > Peter > Creationists.

EDIT: One more!
29. You should verbally abuse Meg as much as possible!

30. The show has been on for over 17 years.
31.Stewie had his own movie
32. Dan Quagmire is now a woman
33.Peter has a long lost sister named Karen
34. Peter was born in Mexico
35. Peter's Real father is an drunken Irish man name Mickey Mcfinnagan
36.the show did the original star wars trilogy.
37. Stewie is a huge fan of Star Trek.
38.Rachael MacFarlane voiced Meg in the original unaired pilot on Sunday December 20,1998.
39. The chicken fights are amazing running gags.
40. The show has a lot of syndication in ratings and reruns.
41.the show was canceled twice.
42. It was revived twice.

43 cut sideways for attention, downwards for results