Me:
Family guy is basically what keeps me watching Comedy Central, it is the balance between fat Americans and really pretty wives (I am not lesbian یا bi but آپ have to admit Louis is pretty). It's ironic and makes no utter sense but that is what makes it amazing. If Peter wasn't Catholic I woudld think he was the stupidest awesomest person in the world. Also I just love Stewie he is a freaking genius.

My mum:
What the freaking hell is this آپ are watching? It is utter crap and the amount of times I have heard the word penis from in the lounge..... wait are آپ typing this???????