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Hullo my lovelies. It's been a while since I uploaded a new episode, and I just found one of the worst Sonic yaoi fanfics on Deviantart. PREPARE YOUR EYES!

I warned you, here it goes:

it was a دن like no other. everyone کہا hi to me and I did the same. I might of had a few conversation......what who am I?. well I'm king of the school, sonic the hedgehog. and I thought everyone here is a cliques. key word thought, it turns out there was this guy who didn't get notice because of his hood, he never talked, and his hands were in his pocket all the time. there were rumers that he trashed every...
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Chapter 1:A twist of fate!

XxXxX-Konoha, October 10th-12 years ago

It was a warm summer evening within the village of Konoha,and it had an odd calming effect on the people.There was still many people bustling about despite the fact the sun had set several hours ago.Minato stood,or rather paced,frantically around in his office.He kept glancing impatiently at the door,then to the walls,then the door again,in an endless cycle of anxiety that had been going on for hours."Kushina should be here yourself together!"

Minato berated himself,attempting to calm his nerves."I can't let her see me like this,or...
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posted by cynder1
''well it dont seem like nothin'' flame کہا '' well i like spyro but he already has a mate'' ''OMG shes lookin for a mate better play cool'' flame thought ''well im free'' ''but i got to know ya better b4 i look for a mate'' ''u went for spyro and u dont him yet ether'' true but hes so cute i cant resist'' well do ya wanna hang out'' okay'' lets go to the lake and fish'' ''sure'' at the lake spyro and cynder were already there fishin and ember saw them '' oh great spyro's with that nasty witch cynder again she's the evil one from the dark master wy wood he go out with her'' she thought ''lets go to this spot'' flame کہا snapping ember out of her trance-like state ''comin'' then cynder کہا ''woah spyro i caught i big one!'' ''good goin cynder'' ''thats good food for us'' ''tehtehtehteh'' cynder giggled ''u a good fisher too'' ''lets go back to the gardians with the food'' ''okay'' cynder said.
posted by MrsSiriusB
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Writing پرستار fictions can be very fun. Whether it's a story you're writing سے طرف کی yourself یا something that you're doing with a friend, if آپ have inspiration and know exactly what آپ want to write, it's very enjoyable and something that I personally love to do in my free time. However, there's something else out there that makes your time over at ff.net یا any other fanfiction site even مزید enjoyable: Mingling among other writers.

Now, آپ may be asking, "What difference does talking to other writers make to my writing?" And the answer is, a lot. Lets take a beta for example. I remember a person...
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 Might as well throw in a joke to cheer آپ up. But this won't prepare آپ for the HELL that awaits you.
Might as well throw in a joke to cheer you up. But this won't prepare you for the HELL that awaits you.
Wow, didn't even give it a title. Bastard. And this is just a warning right here, read it carefully. I will not be responsible for your 3DS if آپ threw up on it. I am not responsible for your suicide, یا anything. SO,


DANGERDANGERDANGER!
WARNING, EVERYONE WILL FIND THIS AS THE WORST GODDAMN PIECE OF SCRAP METAL THAT HAS EVER EXISTED, VIEWER DISCRETION SO F**KING ADVISED آپ HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!!!!!

You can read my پسندیدہ fanfiction reviewer reviewing it here! ^___^

link

This fanfiction, and I CANNOT believe I am going to say this, but it is even WORSE than Creation Of A Dry Bones AND Faker.

QUADRUPLED...
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When that nasty Skool was done I walk ہوم alone like always.. I guess people sAy I'm a freak even tho they ugly heh stupid humans won't know what hit them when I have my plans settle and ready to rule this earth and all humans will BOW! to me hmm it's getting dark "hey bad ارے wait up"

I turn around to see the worm baby Cry running to me than stop and walk اگلے to me.. "what do آپ want human?..." she look at me and smile "I just wanted to walk with آپ to your place I think it's nice if I came along with آپ till آپ reach home" I look at her than back to the roads "and why is that.. No body...
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posted by myannyancat
 Nyan cat is a cat born on earth, his race species come from the ancient Nyan Nyan plent that was destroyed سے طرف کی the devil arms. When the creation that was sealed away for مزید than 50 years is finally set free, he agrees to work with DisNyan to destroy the
Nyan cat is a cat born on earth, his race species come from the ancient Nyan Nyan plent that was destroyed by the devil arms. When the creation that was sealed away for more than 50 years is finally set free, he agrees to work with DisNyan to destroy the
Far up in the sky, a space colony floats above the earth. A scientist with a 300 IQ works on his own projects up there. He was studying DNA from the ancient Devil Arms species; Black, alienistic cats from the past. The scientist never کہا his name. He had a companion alongside him named Sophia. "In that stasis, what is that black cat inside it?!" Sophia exclaimed "That is an artificial replica of the Nyan cat species containing the DNA of the ancient Devil arms species of cat." The scientist replied "Although the devil arms are extinct, I have their DNA." "But If آپ release this cat to the world, what horrifying things will it do?" "If things get bad with him, then I will مہر him back." The scientist walked into the other room. On the stasis there was a label; it read: PROJECT: TAC NAYN "Tac Nayn...... That's the word Nyan Cat, but... Backmasked!" Sophia exclaimed



TO BE CONTINUED
Bonnie and Damon were in the living room of the Boarding House. Bonnie was placing white candles in a triangle. As she lit each of them she mumbled Latin words. When she was done, she blew out the match and looked at Damon.
“So, here’s what we’re going to do” Bonnie said. “You have to step into the مثلث and sit down”
“And what are آپ going to do?” Damon asked, quite insecure.
“I’m going to stay outside the triangle” Bonnie answered. “I will put آپ under some sort of hypnosis. I will be with آپ in your subconscious”
“Very reassuring” Damon کہا sarcastic.
“Now...
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posted by invader-badray1
I DO NOT OWN THE NASTY HUMANS CARTOON دکھائیں SO THIS IS MINE CUZ I AM BADRAY!!

I look angry at the humans walking around and PICKING THEY'er Nasty nose... But I find that I have no nose so I feel my face where the nose area is but didn't feel Notting ... "Hmmm so why do the humans Have nose" I turn around looking at Gir sitting and singing some thing that I can't find out what it was "GIR get over here" Gir got up and ran fast here turning red with a hands behind his back "YES MASTER"

good thing I Pro him with some stuff in him ever since zim turn to a tallest... "OK GIR LOOK OUTSIDE WHAT DO YOU...
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posted by alexischaos2004
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NOTE: Before آپ read this, I wanted to say this is a yaoi fanfiction. The pairing featured in this is Shadilver. If آپ are NOT a Shadilver fan, don't read this. Simple. Also, there might be a few inappropriate word selections in this.



"A rose has its thorns, and a بنفشی, وایلیٹ has its leaves. But, combining the two will make آپ weep." کہا Silver, looking down at a white piece of paper with a proud tone of voice. He was in Poetry class, and this was his first poem. It needed to make his teacher impressed, یا he would be expelled from Poetry class. "Impressive,Silver. Next, is Shadow." Ms.Suxcox...
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posted by alexischaos2004
WARNING: Exciplit content for first paragraph. Viewer discretion is highly advised.

Shadow continuosly kept thinking about Silver and picturing him in his mind, that it made him kind of horny. "No...." He grumbled, feeling a tickle in his stomach. Shadow teleported to his room, taking his skates off. He immediately started to jack off, moaning with pain. "I can't.... stop!" Shadow groaned. He finally stopped, realizing white substance had been spilled on his rug. No, not milk, his cum. Shadow widened his eyes at the white liquid, getting paper towels and rubbing them on the rug, cleaning up...
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posted by alexischaos2004
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"Yawn...."Silver was awoken from the sun's bright rays, assured nothing scandalous would happen today. Usually, there are tons of bad events occuring in Mobius every single day. Today is NOT International Peace Day, it's hopefully Non-devastation Day!
Either دن will work out with the Mobians.

" Alright, today I'm supposed to meet Silver at Mobius Chillidogs at four o'clock." Shadow proclaimed to himself, so he wouldn't forget what to do today. He went downstairs, preparing himself some breakfast. پینکیکس and bacon, something he'd like. Shadow put a plate on his table, with his breakfast on...
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posted by alexischaos2004
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"Alright than." Silver nodded slowly, turning back to face down at his notebook and pencil. Shadow panted, looking up at the clock on the wall. It was 2:59, and they would leave class at 3:00. "One مزید minute...." Shadow mumbled to himself, his eyes still locked onto the clock, panting. Now, it turned 3:00, and Shadow immediately got up out of his نشست and skated off. Silver watched his whole class leave, and he followed. He pushed his chair under his desk, and took his notebook and pencil with him as he hovered down the hallway. Shadow looked behind him, and teleported to his house.

"...Shadow?"...
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A surprising amount of people have trouble with posting their stories up (or maybe it was me who figured it out too fast, I dunno), so this is a little step-by-step guide on how to کریں شائع your fanfiction over at ff.net.

Step 1:
Go to any page of fanfiction.net and click "sign in" on the very سب, سب سے اوپر right corner of the page. Sign in.

Step 2:
A page will load with a left side bar with various different options regarding your account, پسندیدہ stories, communities, etc. Click the سیکنڈ bold option, "Publish."

Step 3:
A different set of options will pop up under Publish. Click on the سیکنڈ one, "Doc...
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 A good porn fanfiction. Enough said, now look at the picture. :D
A good porn fanfiction. Enough said, now look at the picture. :D
Yep, a good porn fanfiction, I کہا it. Need to hear (Or read it XD) Again?
A GOOD PORN FANFICTION.
So yeah, before آپ think, "WTF THIS IS SO GROSS JARED WTH آپ ARE SO MESSED UP THIS IS ADMIRABLE?"

1 Thing, this fanfiction, which آپ can read here,

link

Is MEANT to be bad. It's one of those so bad it's funny fanfics and I actually laughed at it's horribleness quite a lot. This fanfiction is good because of that, and the مصنف knows it's bad.

I know that pointing out you're problems doesn't fix it, but this guy knows how to make a good fanfiction.
And no, I am not a pervert at ALL. Don't believe...
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They accelerated their steps, but Damon was heavy to carry and the آگ کے, آگ was catching up with them.
“Damon, please, try to walk faster” Jeremy said. His neck and shoulders hurt.
“I can’t” Damon کہا weak. He braked.
“Damon, what are آپ doing?” Elena sighed. Her shoulders hurt too.
“I can’t” Damon repeated. “You have to leave me here. I’m holding آپ up”
“Shut up, Damon” Elena said, having no mercy. She forced him to keep walking.
“I’m going to get آپ killed” Damon said.
“Well, we’ll have to die someday” Elena said, acting careless, but she couldn’t hide...
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posted by Twilight-girl-x
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Hello, this is a story im wrting carrying on from where J.K.Rowling left of after the war before the 19 Years later. This is not the full first chapter only what i have written so far- if i get enough feedback then I will eventually put the full chapter up when it is finnished and then I will put the new chapters on when they are finnished. Thank you- Here it is......



Ginny was sat on the bench in the great Hall, lent against her Mother who sat at her side, the last of her tears rolled down her cheeks. Looking down the میز, جدول to where her Brother Ron sat with Hermione, their heads close together,...
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 I'm done with my life.
I'm done with my life.
(Do آپ really want to read this without me? Well, if آپ want to die that badly, the link is here.)

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7603195/1/Hot-Nights-at-the-Krusty-Krab

(Also, there is some profanity in this series, so if آپ can't take cussing, یا disgusting sex in these god-awful پرستار fictions, please leave now.)

You have got to be kidding me. I'm not even joking, آپ have GOT to be FREAKING KIDDING ME. How do people come up with this, how do people even THINK that writing A F**KING SQUIDWARD X SPONGEBOB پرستار FICTION WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA!?!?

And why is porn done wrong so many times? I mean, ALL...
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spyro is writing in his journal:my name is spyro and i think im in love cause ive seen this dragoness shes black with مرکت, ایمرلڈ eyes and shes the most beautiful ive ever seen it would be a miracle if she would love me too , i try to talk to her but theres another dragoness named ember now shes گلابی but i dont love her but shes crazy about me , when i see cynder i try to go over to her but ember is watching and pops out from where shes hiding and pulls me away and cynder doesnt seem to notice me but today's going to be a new دن cause im goin to march up to ember and say i dont love her, tell her to stop following me and if she crys ill ignore her then ill go over to cynder and tell her how i feel and hopefully she'll take a liking to me and grow a bond between us. (stops writing) i just gotta do it spyro says
well thats the end of part one ill start part two immediatly
 Is it THAT HARD TO WRITE A STORY ABOUT A FAST HEDGEHOG!??!?!?!?!?!
Is it THAT HARD TO WRITE A STORY ABOUT A FAST HEDGEHOG!??!?!?!?!?!
The actual عنوان is called, "Sonic and Tails and Knuckles go fishing." which is just horrible grammar to ignore commas.

You know a پرستار fiction is going to be AMAZING when there is even an error IN THE GODDAMN TITLE! >.<

Please, just shoot me now! I quit! I give up on my life, now please let me go!

......Fine, I'll review this....

Besides, it's not like me to do that anyways. BUT, I am warning you. People like this exist, people that write such horrid stories and call it a پرستار fiction.... It blows my mind! And today, I crush one of the worst ones out there.

It's time to look at, "Sonic, Tails,...
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