Bonjour! Voila! Ici est un petit singe qui s'appelle Maurice.
Oh! *Ahem*! I'm sorry. Maurice is a French monkey, so one of his many talents is being bilingual. What's that? Oh, Maurice has just informed me that he is European, and if آپ aren't at least trilingual in Europe then آپ might as well be American. He says he can speak English, French, Spanish, Italian, German, Dutch, Greek, Ancient Greek and Latin.
Maurice has a very full resume, but his پسندیدہ credit is modeling for famous artist Josh Agle, also known as link.
Doesn't he look so classy? But Maurice wants me to remind آپ kids out there that smoking causes cancer, and even if آپ see your پسندیدہ شخصیات مشہور doing it, don't, because آپ will get cancer and آپ will DIE.
When he's not swinging in the trees یا posing for fancy artists, Maurice likes to spend time with his girlfriend, Lindsey - oh, wait, I've just been informed that he has dumped Lindsey. This is his new girlfriend, Jill. What? Oh, I'm sorry. This is his mistress, Madelynn. Don't tell Jill!
Maurice would like to take this opportunity to remind the little ones out there that adultery is wrong, and even if آپ see your پسندیدہ شخصیات مشہور doing it, don't, because آپ will get cancer and آپ will DIE.
Maurice has recently launched a new line of Monkey Fashion. He would like to point out that the primate in the تصویر below is not, in actual fact, Maurice, but rather a chimpanzee model he hired to best دکھائیں off his new monkey line.
This particular outfit is entitled "I mock آپ with my monkey pants."
Last Halloween, he dressed up as a baby. Isn't that a great mask?
But Maurice wasn't always this successful. When he was born, he was just as surprised سے طرف کی the world as any newborn child. On سب, سب سے اوپر of that, he hadn't grown his fancy brown فر, سمور yet. He doesn't want me to دکھائیں آپ this photo, because it embarrasses him, but I think it makes him a مزید well-rounded monkey. Look how scared he is of the camera! That soon changed! He told me he used to think that cameras چرا لیا, چوری کی your soul. Now, he's been photographed so much, I'll be surprised if he has any soul left!
Maurice has many, many talents. But in all honesty, I think he's already pretty conceited. If he wins the FGT mascot talent, I'm worried it'll go to his little monkey head. Don't tell him I کہا that, though!
Aw! آپ told him! Now we made him cry! He really is a softie, that little guy! Cheer up, Maurice, I didn't mean it. Vote for Maurice so we can see him smile again! Before he fires me and calls a new agent!
Oh! *Ahem*! I'm sorry. Maurice is a French monkey, so one of his many talents is being bilingual. What's that? Oh, Maurice has just informed me that he is European, and if آپ aren't at least trilingual in Europe then آپ might as well be American. He says he can speak English, French, Spanish, Italian, German, Dutch, Greek, Ancient Greek and Latin.
Maurice has a very full resume, but his پسندیدہ credit is modeling for famous artist Josh Agle, also known as link.
Doesn't he look so classy? But Maurice wants me to remind آپ kids out there that smoking causes cancer, and even if آپ see your پسندیدہ شخصیات مشہور doing it, don't, because آپ will get cancer and آپ will DIE.
When he's not swinging in the trees یا posing for fancy artists, Maurice likes to spend time with his girlfriend, Lindsey - oh, wait, I've just been informed that he has dumped Lindsey. This is his new girlfriend, Jill. What? Oh, I'm sorry. This is his mistress, Madelynn. Don't tell Jill!
Maurice would like to take this opportunity to remind the little ones out there that adultery is wrong, and even if آپ see your پسندیدہ شخصیات مشہور doing it, don't, because آپ will get cancer and آپ will DIE.
Maurice has recently launched a new line of Monkey Fashion. He would like to point out that the primate in the تصویر below is not, in actual fact, Maurice, but rather a chimpanzee model he hired to best دکھائیں off his new monkey line.
This particular outfit is entitled "I mock آپ with my monkey pants."
Last Halloween, he dressed up as a baby. Isn't that a great mask?
But Maurice wasn't always this successful. When he was born, he was just as surprised سے طرف کی the world as any newborn child. On سب, سب سے اوپر of that, he hadn't grown his fancy brown فر, سمور yet. He doesn't want me to دکھائیں آپ this photo, because it embarrasses him, but I think it makes him a مزید well-rounded monkey. Look how scared he is of the camera! That soon changed! He told me he used to think that cameras چرا لیا, چوری کی your soul. Now, he's been photographed so much, I'll be surprised if he has any soul left!
Maurice has many, many talents. But in all honesty, I think he's already pretty conceited. If he wins the FGT mascot talent, I'm worried it'll go to his little monkey head. Don't tell him I کہا that, though!
Aw! آپ told him! Now we made him cry! He really is a softie, that little guy! Cheer up, Maurice, I didn't mean it. Vote for Maurice so we can see him smile again! Before he fires me and calls a new agent!