funny animals :))

Ok so here are three of my jokes that I came up with.They just popped into my head a couple of times and when I wanted to post it somewhere I decided to post them right here.
So I hope آپ like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do آپ see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!

2.What does a طوطا, توتے use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!

And last but not least.
سے طرف کی the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.

3.What did the man say when he کہا something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!

Ok this is my فہرست of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned سے طرف کی 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did آپ run your last race?" and the سیکنڈ one said,"How did آپ win the race?" the runner کہا 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes آپ say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked آپ out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if آپ were locked in a Food Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<