1 دن 2 very lovin parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".
Their son wlked in n کہا "Wat doz کتیا, کتيا n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx دن d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women کہا "feel my titties" n the man کہا "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman کہا it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom کہا dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
ماند, خلوت خانہ d door گھنٹی, بیل rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n کہا "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ fuckin d turkey!
Their son wlked in n کہا "Wat doz کتیا, کتيا n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx دن d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women کہا "feel my titties" n the man کہا "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman کہا it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom کہا dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
ماند, خلوت خانہ d door گھنٹی, بیل rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n کہا "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ fuckin d turkey!
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship‚ holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did آپ know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes‚ I know‚" کہا the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But‚ madam‚ آپ must know that your privates are exposed!" کہا the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything آپ see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did آپ know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes‚ I know‚" کہا the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But‚ madam‚ آپ must know that your privates are exposed!" کہا the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything آپ see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
