Rory's Thoughts: I really thought that I was going to love it here in America. Actually, I did. All of the people seemed nice, although others didn't want to get along with each other. The ladies are certainly hotter than I imagined. I once saw someone at a ساحل سمندر, بیچ some place, and I could see her ovaries through the pants part of her bikini. NASCAR races are going pretty well, too. I never wanted to drive one of those, but every Sunday I would watch them. Now, I'm here at McKinley High, thinking that I would get along with all of the students here. Most of the football players had already shoved me into lockers and in the wall. Others have taken my lunch money, tossed my phone to the ground and almost broke it, and threw slushies and stuff at me. I couldn't take the torture. I was glad I met Brittany and Finn. They were the only two دوستوں I had...that is, until Brittany found out that I wasn't a leprechaun and joined the Troubletones. Finn is still my friend, and I'm glad he's there for me...especially now.

(He was laying on the floor in the cafeteria, feeling the pain in his arms and back. Santana had just fought him and bodyslammed him to the ground. Finn lifted him off the ground and held him up. They both stared at Santana who was standing in front of them with her arms folded.)
Finn: Santana, how could you?
Rory: Yes, what is it that I've done?
Santana: Everything, dumbass! آپ tried to get rid of my girl, but obviously آپ failed. Also, one of آپ spilled my secret, which had gotten in the school newspaper--
Finn: We told آپ we didn't, Santana.
Santana: Oh sure, pointy nipples. Make up whatever آپ want to. I'm out.

(Rory was over Brittany's house that afternoon, laying on her soft بستر with a lot of pillows in it. Brittany looked down at him, confused.)
Brittany: Are آپ sure آپ didn't blink your eyes again?
Rory (straining): Brittany, آپ just realized that leprechauns weren't real, didn't you?
Brittany: Yeah, but I could've sworn that I saw one at the Thanksgiving parade. He wasn't wearing green, though. He was wearing brown with a سب, سب سے اوپر hat and feathers.
Rory: Brittany, I need you. Santana has made my life miserable. We used to be friends. آپ joined Glee club again. Tell her to change her ways.
Brittany: Rory, I wish I could. Santana's my best friend. We've been through a lot together. I can't break the bond we have.
Rory: If Rachel Berry was giving a two-hour pep talk and slashing her with her annoying ہواسیل mouth, you'd help Santana out, wouldn't you?
Brittany (shrugged): I guess you're right.
Rory: So will آپ help me?
Brittany: It's not that easy. She'll dump me and slushie me every single morning like they do to people like Rachel, Mercedes, and Artie. I can't have slushie on my Cheerios uniform. I'll end up looking like a character from Sesame Street, but wetter and sexier.
Rory's Thoughts: Sesame Street? Well, there's Brittany for you.
Brittany: I may think about it, Rory, but I'm still not so sure.
Rory: Thanks for thinking of me.
Brittany: سے طرف کی the way, are آپ دوستوں with Kermit the Frog? If آپ see him later on, ask him for his phone number. I just might take him to prom this year.

(The اگلے دن at school, Rory arrived at Glee club with the rest of the crew. All of New Directions seemed concerned for him, and really wanted to support him.)
Rachel: How are آپ holding up, Rory?
Artie: How much does it hurt?
Puck: I'm glad I don't have to deal with that lesbian کتیا, کتيا anymore. She got into a fight with every other girl I date.
Quinn (rolling her eyes): So I've heard. (She turned to Rory.) Santana is a handful at times. Don't worry. We all got your back.
Puck (scoffs): Like آپ even care.
Rory: Thank آپ so much, New Directions. It means so much to me--
Santana: Hello, Gaylords!
(The Troubletones, along with Mercedes and Santana, walked in the choir room and stood سے طرف کی the piano. Rory rushed to find a نشست اگلے to Blaine and Tina.)
Artie (to himself): Oh, for God's sake...


Well, there's Chapter Thirteen. What do آپ think?
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