Flippy attacks Flaky

آپ are about to witness history in the making. For the first time in Happy درخت دوستوں history, آپ will get to witness the first ever fight between Flippy and Splendid. Because of the سروے I had recently created, which is now closed since I just published this fanfic, Flaky is the only Happy درخت Friend who will not die. Any sustained injury will be made survivable so long as it's within reason. However, this also means Flippy will, unfortunately, die. Whether Splendid actually kills Flippy will be revealed here. Feel free to make bets about who kills who first.

Starring: Flippy, Splendid,...

He kills and kills but doesn't know why
it doesn't matter how hard he tries.
if آپ say Vietnam he'll stab آپ with a fork
if آپ say tiger you're head won't work.
He can use fire, pencils and car gas
heck, he'll just use whatever he has.
You can't stop him no matter what
if آپ call for help he'll stab آپ in the butt.
Never run because آپ know he'll catch you
he might torture یا just plain kill you.
Run for cover, مزید like run for death
he'll fill your eyes with crystal meth.
It doesn't matter if آپ run یا cry
either way you'll just plain die.
Almost anything can set him off
you better pray to god that...

HTF spoof
(flippy is standing there. He just went back to normal after flipping out and is covered in blood.)

Flippy:what the?
Flaky:*grabs Flippy's arm* آپ are going to an insane asylum Flippy.
Flippy:wait what?
(it cuts to a scene where flippy is in the asylum looking around then it cuts to a five years later scene)

Flippy:*rocking back and forth and talking in a weird voice* Popperclops, popperclops, clops that pop your cloppers.
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(Flippy is chasing toothy with his knife)
Flippy:I'm gonna kill you!
Toothy:wait, just let me load my musket.
Flippy:who uses a musket...