I discovered these song spoofs in my writing folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with آپ guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.
Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella سے طرف کی Rihanna)-
آپ wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until آپ agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn آپ into a vampire
Because
[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told آپ I'll be here forever
کہا I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, آپ crazy witch
Now it's raining مزید than ever
But we’re still Sue and Stu
And you’re still dumb Isabella
And you’re still dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella سوان, ہنس سوان, ہنس Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella سوان, ہنس سوان, ہنس Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella سوان, ہنس سوان, ہنس Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella سوان, ہنس سوان, ہنس سوان, ہنس سوان, ہنس Swan)
These important things, will never come in between
Coz you’re a blank slate, and I’m not entirely straight
When I thought آپ were dead
And آپ thought I had fled
We were at our best, leaving fangirls obsessed
Because
[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told آپ I'll be here forever
کہا I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, آپ crazy witch
Now it's raining مزید than ever
But we’re still Sue and Stu
And you’re still dumb Isabella
And you’re still dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella سوان, ہنس سوان, ہنس Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella سوان, ہنس سوان, ہنس Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella سوان, ہنس سوان, ہنس Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella سوان, ہنس سوان, ہنس سوان, ہنس سوان, ہنس Swan)
I can’t ever be real
Even if I make girls squeal
Stay away from me,
There's a big distance between our lust
So go on and let the rain pour
I'll be all آپ need and more
Because
[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told آپ I'll be here forever
کہا I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, آپ crazy witch
Now it's raining مزید than ever
But we’re still Sue and Stu
And you’re still dumb Isabella
And you’re still dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella سوان, ہنس سوان, ہنس Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella سوان, ہنس سوان, ہنس Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella سوان, ہنس سوان, ہنس Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella سوان, ہنس سوان, ہنس سوان, ہنس سوان, ہنس Swan)
Vampire-izer (spoof of Womanizer سے طرف کی Britney Spears)-
Bella Swan
Where آپ from, how's it going?
I know you
Notta clue what you're doing
آپ can play brand new to all the other vamps out here
But I know what آپ are, what آپ are, baby
Look at you
Gettin' مزید than just re-up
Baby, you
Got all the werewolves with their strings up
Fakin' like a good one, but I call 'em like I see 'em
I know what آپ are, what آپ are, baby
Vampire-izer, Vampire- Vampire-izer, you're a Vampire-izer
Oh, Vampire-izer, oh, you're a Vampire-izer, baby
You, You, آپ are, you, you, آپ are
Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what آپ are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what آپ are-a-a
آپ got me going, آپ also charming, but I can’t do it, آپ Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what آپ are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what آپ are-a-a
آپ say I'm crazy, I got آپ crazy, you're nothing but a Vampire-izer
Mary-Sue
آپ got the swagger of a champion
Too bad for you
Just can't find the right companion
I guess when آپ have one too many, makes it hard
It could be easy, who آپ are, that's who آپ are baby
Lollipop
آپ must mistake me, you’re the sucker
To think that I
Would be a victim, not another
Say it, play it how آپ wanna, but no way
I'm ever gonna fall for you, never you, baby
Vampire-izer, Vampire- Vampire-izer, you're a Vampire-izer
Oh, Vampire-izer, oh, you're a Vampire-izer, baby
You, You, آپ are, you, you, آپ are
Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what آپ are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what آپ are-a-a
آپ got me going, آپ also charming, but I can’t do it, آپ Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what آپ are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what آپ are-a-a
آپ say I'm crazy, I got آپ crazy, you're nothing but a Vampire-izer
Ah... hope آپ enjoyed!
Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella سے طرف کی Rihanna)-
آپ wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until آپ agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn آپ into a vampire
Because
[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told آپ I'll be here forever
کہا I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, آپ crazy witch
Now it's raining مزید than ever
But we’re still Sue and Stu
And you’re still dumb Isabella
And you’re still dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella سوان, ہنس سوان, ہنس Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella سوان, ہنس سوان, ہنس Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella سوان, ہنس سوان, ہنس Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella سوان, ہنس سوان, ہنس سوان, ہنس سوان, ہنس Swan)
These important things, will never come in between
Coz you’re a blank slate, and I’m not entirely straight
When I thought آپ were dead
And آپ thought I had fled
We were at our best, leaving fangirls obsessed
Because
[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told آپ I'll be here forever
کہا I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, آپ crazy witch
Now it's raining مزید than ever
But we’re still Sue and Stu
And you’re still dumb Isabella
And you’re still dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella سوان, ہنس سوان, ہنس Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella سوان, ہنس سوان, ہنس Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella سوان, ہنس سوان, ہنس Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella سوان, ہنس سوان, ہنس سوان, ہنس سوان, ہنس Swan)
I can’t ever be real
Even if I make girls squeal
Stay away from me,
There's a big distance between our lust
So go on and let the rain pour
I'll be all آپ need and more
Because
[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told آپ I'll be here forever
کہا I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, آپ crazy witch
Now it's raining مزید than ever
But we’re still Sue and Stu
And you’re still dumb Isabella
And you’re still dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella سوان, ہنس سوان, ہنس Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella سوان, ہنس سوان, ہنس Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella سوان, ہنس سوان, ہنس Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella سوان, ہنس سوان, ہنس سوان, ہنس سوان, ہنس Swan)
Vampire-izer (spoof of Womanizer سے طرف کی Britney Spears)-
Bella Swan
Where آپ from, how's it going?
I know you
Notta clue what you're doing
آپ can play brand new to all the other vamps out here
But I know what آپ are, what آپ are, baby
Look at you
Gettin' مزید than just re-up
Baby, you
Got all the werewolves with their strings up
Fakin' like a good one, but I call 'em like I see 'em
I know what آپ are, what آپ are, baby
Vampire-izer, Vampire- Vampire-izer, you're a Vampire-izer
Oh, Vampire-izer, oh, you're a Vampire-izer, baby
You, You, آپ are, you, you, آپ are
Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what آپ are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what آپ are-a-a
آپ got me going, آپ also charming, but I can’t do it, آپ Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what آپ are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what آپ are-a-a
آپ say I'm crazy, I got آپ crazy, you're nothing but a Vampire-izer
Mary-Sue
آپ got the swagger of a champion
Too bad for you
Just can't find the right companion
I guess when آپ have one too many, makes it hard
It could be easy, who آپ are, that's who آپ are baby
Lollipop
آپ must mistake me, you’re the sucker
To think that I
Would be a victim, not another
Say it, play it how آپ wanna, but no way
I'm ever gonna fall for you, never you, baby
Vampire-izer, Vampire- Vampire-izer, you're a Vampire-izer
Oh, Vampire-izer, oh, you're a Vampire-izer, baby
You, You, آپ are, you, you, آپ are
Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what آپ are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what آپ are-a-a
آپ got me going, آپ also charming, but I can’t do it, آپ Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what آپ are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what آپ are-a-a
آپ say I'm crazy, I got آپ crazy, you're nothing but a Vampire-izer
Ah... hope آپ enjoyed!