Harry Potter Vs. Twilight 1000 Reasons Why Harry Potter Is Better Than Twilight

lauracullen66 posted on Aug 27, 2009 at 01:29PM
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پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک MissKnowItAll said…
I love Superman, but I don't think Batman is a real superhero. Just me. :)

On the subject of comics etc, has anyone ever read 'Tales from the crypt', or anything by EC? They're really good.
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک lucius_malloy said…
Nope...
I just gave our Brazilean cleaning lady an iPhone tutorial... not made any easier by the fact that said phone was in Portuguese.
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک lucius_malloy said…
I swear my toast just did a backflip straight onto my plate.
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک Italktosnakes said…
WOW :O
Have you ever had when someting falls on the floor, and you say accio? It worked for me yesterday.
I said 'Accio Remote' and my brother tripped over the plate the remote had landed on, which made the remote jump in the air and I caught it.
The best of it was that I didn't realise my brother tripped at first so I was thinking I was a wizard. Shames :/ x
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک Italktosnakes said…
angry
GAHHHHH Je deteste le snow ¬_¬
Now I can't watch HP for the THIRD time this week :/ x
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک Italktosnakes said…
big smile
THE MIDNIGHT BEAST
Ya out with your friends
Pull up in your mums Mercedes benz
Looking super cool
Step out of your ride you got it all

But thats when you close the door
And your jeans get all caught up
In a moment of troubled thoughts
You decide to take em off

Youre causing some tension
It got their attention
Theres no need to mention
Baby, that your trousers just fell down
Just keep on walking
And keeping em talking
Theyll never know your trousers just fell down
Down, down
Even though your trousers just fell down
Down, down
Even though your trousers just fell down

Got a new belt
Youre ready to make all the girls hearts melt
And got some brand new jeans
But theyre so hot that youre naked underneath

Then somebody spills your drink
And it looks like you pissed your pants
In a moment of troubled thoughts
You take em off and start to dance

Youre causing some tension
It got their attention
Theres no need to mention
Baby, that your trousers just fell down
Do what a man would
N show off your manhood
Theyll never know your trousers just fell down
Down, down
Even though your trousers just fell down
Down, down
Even though your trousers just fell down

My trousers drop to my knees
I just feel like free willy
Dont watch the size of me,
Not usually this cold you see
Behold, Im such a tease,
I bought these jeans from overseas
I thought that they were burberrys
But turns out they were schmurberrys

And I cant get a refund PLEASE!
I cant afford my groceries
And they keep falling to my knees,
When Im out on a pussy spree.
It went downhill when I was three
When my dad neglected me
And ran away on Christmas eve DRU
Were the midnight beast

Youre causing some tension
It got their attention
Theres no need to mention
Baby, that your trousers just fell down
You look like a boy scout
Been caught with his cock out
Theyll never know your trousers just fell down
Down, down (whoo)
Even though your trousers just fell down
Down, down (whoo)
Even though your trousers just fell down

Cant run for election
With an erection
Baby when your trousers just fell down

You cant get a peace prize
Showing your piece rise
Baby when your trousers just fell down

Down, down
Even though your trousers just fell down
Down, down
Even though your trousers just fell down
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک Italktosnakes said…
big smile
Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse
Grab my breezer, Im out the door Im gonna be really loud
Cuz I dont care who I piss off yeah Im a real big sinner
Sometimes I eat my dessert before my dinner

Talking odd socks on my toes, toes
Taking off all my clothes, clothes
Feeling overexposed,
So I put back all of my clothes back on

Flush before I wee, wee
Get arrested daily, ly
Trying to get a peak of some titties

Im mad, really bad
But dont tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss my but
Cuz Im bloody fucking nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now lets copy pokerface like.... whoa

Im mad, really bad
But dont tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss a nut
Cuz it sells to be a slut
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now lets copy pokerface like whoa

I stay out till 11 when my curfew is 10
Night sweetie SHUT UP MUM IM ON MSN!!!
Now the girls are lining up becuz were pussy sailin
But we punch em in the mouth if theyre not sarah palin

Talkin bout doin things well regret, gret
Menthal cigarette, rette
Butt plugs in his pet WHOA!

Text sex on my Samsung,
Not telling dad mum rung, rung
Have sex with Alexa Chung
By telling her Im well hung (Im quite well hung)

CHORUS

This is the part where the rap breaks down
This is the part where the drums go POW
This is the part where your balls sag down
This is the part where your pants go brown
This is the part where your dad goes off on a cold Christmas eve to get some more milk but he never comes back, and seventeen years later you find out that hes had a whole fucking family with some Spanish bitch and he doesnt even know your name anymore.
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک Italktosnakes said…
big smile
Im at a party, Im a girl machine
Im gonna have sex with them all, if you know what I mean
Its like a sweet sixteen but the girls are eighteen
And I cant wait to peel em like a tangerine

Im gonna g..go down on em like a submarine
Submarines are fun he he he he heee
I walk to a hottie and turn on my charm
But before I can start I hear a rape alarm

Its going
I cant feel my ears I think theyre bleeding
From the
I cant work out why the girls are screaming

Im the best looking boy in the world
Ohh wait I bet she likes kissing girls

I still hear the
Maybe if I let her she would me with a
I cant work out why the girls dont fancy me

Im the best looking boy in sight no hang on
I bet she likes boobies right?


If a girl wont come round
(She must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down
(She must be a lesbian)
If she dont like me
(She must be a lesbian)
Ill let her down lightly
(You must be a lesbian)

If a girl wont kiss
(She must be a lesbian)
Or get down with this
(She must be a lesbian)
If she doesnt fancy me
She must bat for the other team

Take two, its my rapping debut
Im having trouble trying to find a better girl to pursue
Im like a fire truck WHAT?! Full of muscley guys?
I meant a pun where Id compare the hose to my ___ size

And then I see her, and I start feeling sick
I say my name is Pogo, you want to jump on my stick?
I woo her with my words, ask if I can poker face?
She doesnt see the funny side and sprays my face with mace

Its going
I cant feel my eyes I think theyre bleeding
From the
I cant work out why the girl is screaming

Im the best looking boy in the world
Ohh wait I bet she likes kissing girls

I still feel the
Maybe she could me up mywith a

I cant work out why the girls dont fancy me

Im the best looking boy in sight holy smokes
I bet she likes boobies right?

We are two boys and were looking for two girls
They are two girls lets talk to the girls
How are you? Whats your name
I try to talk but I just came
In my pants, I am sad
Chatting up girls is really rad.

پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک Ms_Mea said…
Morning everyone!
Bleh, my dog kept me up until 3 IN THE FREAKING MORNING! :P The cool thing was though, when I did fall asleep, I dreamt of Draco and the Malfoy mansion lol
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک Italktosnakes said…
big smile
Darn :L
And it's the morning? it's 4:00pm over here :D
And, as you can see, I've been listening to TMB non-stop today :D x
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک MissKnowItAll said…
laugh
It's 4:04pm here. Burn.
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک lucius_malloy said…
It's 6:09pm here. Pwned.
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک MissKnowItAll said…
surprise
*gasp*
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک Italktosnakes said…
big smile
Miss, I have two question for you :)
1. Where abouts are you in the UK?
2. Are you snowed in?
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک MissKnowItAll said…
smile
1. I'm in a pretty suburb of Manchester.
2. No. Not yet, anyway. Are you?
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک Italktosnakes said…
meh
Yes. Well, I can walk out the house, but the car wont get out the drive :/
Was going to watch Harry Potter tonight aswell...
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک MissKnowItAll said…
wink
Poor you. If it helps, I've seen it and it's awesome.
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک Italktosnakes said…
Oh I've seen it. Three times. But i just wanted to watch it again :) x
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک Italktosnakes said…
smile
I knew we'd end up staying on this forum. It's just that awesome :D x
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک harrypotterbest said…
It's 11:30 here. :P
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک harrypotterbest said…
big smile
Accio, ikr? This forum pwns all other forums.
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک lucius_malloy said…
imo we should kill BFR if we're gonna stay here and vice versa -- it's just complicated having two.
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک Ms_Mea said…
It' 11:42 a.m. over here. PWNED!
And yes, this forum pwns every other forum :P
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک harrypotterbest said…
It's now 11:45 here. =D

Malloy, it is confusing...
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک Ms_Mea said…
Wow Best, we basically have the same time :P I forgot that we live in the same freakin' province lol
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک MrsPadfoot said…
It's 10:53 AM here:)
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک lucius_malloy said…
official decision: best, head-pick maker, shall make another pic stating teh obvious (BFR shall die) and then we'll kill it.
aahh I'm so glad it's a new page -- no offence, accio, but all those song lyrics were bloody annoying when scrolling down :D
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک harrypotterbest said…
Wicked, I'm the head-pick maker! =D
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک Italktosnakes said…
big smile
that's okay.
I got bored so I decided to put my favourite tmb songs onto here :)
TMB are amazing >.< x
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک lucius_malloy said…
haha okay then :D
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک Ms_Mea said…
Malloy, what're you talking about in your first post of this page? lol My head's all meh today, so I couldn't really make sense of it :P
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک Italktosnakes said…
big smile
How can you not love
If a girl wont come round (she must be a lesbian) Or turns be down (she must be a lesbian. If she don't like me, I'll let her down lightly (urrr...your a lesbian) If a girl wont kiss (she's taking the piss) or get down with this (I can't believe this) If she doesn't fancy me, she must bat for the other team (she's a lesbian)
I don't know anyone who doesn't love that song at school >.< xx
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پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک lucius_malloy said…
mea, the pic or accio's stuff?
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک Italktosnakes said…
And I'm guessing she's talking about the first bit, seeming as I also haven't the foggiest.
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک Belatrix said…
55. JK Rowling describes all the characters and creatures to the their last characteristic.
56. JK created totaly new wizardric sport KWIDICH and put so much details in it.
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک Italktosnakes said…
big smile
^You're a tad late duck :L and it's Quidditch :D x
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک Italktosnakes said…
heart
Which Christmas song is better?
Fairytale of New York- The Pogues
Last Christmas- Wham!
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک petydog said…
smile
i love HArry POtter and Twilight i use to be obbsessed with twilight and the books and movies but now i dont even talk about twilight im more of a harry potter fan now lol!@!! GO HP!!!!!!!!
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک lucius_malloy said…
Basics, best was officially appointed head pick-maker. Now she's gonna make a pick that technically states teh obvious -- asking us whether we should kill Reasons or BFR, since it gets confusing having two forums.
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک petydog said…
smile
bella is so retarded i mean y cry over a fuckin gay vampire tht sparkeles in the sun
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک Ms_Mea said…
Oh, thanks Malloy :P
Accio - Last Christmas! that's an awesome Christmas song :D
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک Ms_Mea said…
Oh, wait, scratch that Accio...I just remembered Fairytale in New York and OMG now it's way too hard to choose which one is better :P
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک lucius_malloy said…
Ohkaaay, petydog, let's lay down some ground rules, shall we? There's actually only one, but it's important.
1. Please strive to use proper grammar. "bella is so retarded i mean y cry over a fuckin gay vampire tht sparkeles in the sun" should actually read "Bella is so retarded -- I mean, why cry over a fucking gay vampire that sparkles in the sun?" I realise I may sound anal with this, but you sound like the retard you make Bella out to be, so...

(btw, rest of us, in case you're wondering -- yeah, I did just make this up. And before you ask me what gives me the right, I'm the mommy :D)
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک MissKnowItAll said…
If we're having positions now, can I be official video-adder? Or image-adder? Whatever's best...
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک Ms_Mea said…
lol Malloy
But yah petydog, please use proper language for one thing and please give REASONS as to why 'Bella is so retarded' Please don't ruin our reps as literate HP fans :) No offence
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک Italktosnakes said…
smile
Fairplay Malloy.
Can I be the picture adder. I can't be the video adder, because Youtube has decided to go all BLAAAARRRRRGGGG on me :L x
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک lucius_malloy said…
big smile
Sure :D I'm official... erm... decider, since I'm the mommy ;D
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک MissKnowItAll said…
Yay! I'll do videos.

Accio:

As official pic adder for the Biggerstaffs, here is a useful link:

link
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک Italktosnakes said…
Tarr Duck :D
So what, do I just add photos and shizzle :) x
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک lucius_malloy said…
yup :D