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This Harry Potter Vs. Twilight تصویر might contain پورٹریٹ, آرچر, closeup, تصویر, and ہیڈشوٹ.

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harrypotterbest Hmmm... 'whiny one' [i]should[/i] have been Bella...

zanhar1 In school Im considered to be the logical one, the modest one, the superstisious one, and mostly the strange one.

LoopyLuna96 ^Same here, except not supersitious. And the loyal one, too.

boolander25 lol Gramps

RavenclawPride I am extremely strange, yet logical. BAD COMBO.

ThatDarnHippo Slow one. Slower one.

SexyJohnny mean one.... Snapeee<33333

xDark_Angelx I'd most likelt be considered the loyal one, the slow one, and a bit of the logical one.

SnapeOWNSedward Snape should be the ambiguous one. I mean come one there was some pretty big debates about Snape's true nature.

HecateA "slower" *gigglesnort* Hairfreak! OMG I love you! I'm the funny or creative or writting freak or bookworm one at my school.

Angel-Trix I could be Logical, Superstitious and Loyal

SuperSnuffles13 LOL I think I could only be strange and creepy. Oh well, that's what makes me Slytherin

VampPhoenix99 "Meanie" and "mean one"? Snape should`ve been emo instead of mean.

SNAPES-LADY Severus snape is the loyal one!!!!!!!

Harry Potter <3

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Do not trust her

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Attention:

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Voldemort Funnies XD

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Voldemort Funnies XD

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Voldemort Funnies XD

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Voldemort Funnies XD

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Voldemort Funnies XD

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edwad culeeeeen♥

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Hermione

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And, آپ are?

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Twilight Saga: Eclipse

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That's totally barbaric

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Secret! I don't think so.

posted by DivyaHarry

The Cullens are weird. Not in a vampiric sense but in common sense. They are trying to stay camouflaged but they keep failing. Lets review, shall we?

1. They go to high school over and over again. They try to blend in with the other non-sparkly, non-Adonis(y), non-vampiry and nonsensical humans. Aside from this, they pout in the cafeteria during lunch hour. Why? They could just eat their lunch elsewhere. They don't eat, so it's unlikely that no one has noticed them not eating.

2. High school is a crowded place. People keep bumping into each other at some point. Let's say the Cullens are very...

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Just to clear things up - Calling all Twilight شائقین

posted by RedWeasley

I see a lot of Twiight شائقین arguing the same points over and over again, and frankly, they have no idea what they're talkinng about.

First I'd like to point out:

Some Twilight شائقین are saying that they are confused with Harry Potter because they haven't read the کتابیں and the فلمیں don't explain clearly enough. Well, guess what, that does not make Twilight better than Harry Potter, it is not out fault آپ haven't read Harry Potter. When we argue Harry Potter vs. Twilight I was under the impression that we were including both کتابیں and movies, not just the movies. So the fact that your confused...

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آپ know you're obsessed with Bellatrix Lestrange when...........

posted by KateKicksAss

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, آپ know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
Credit: Me Myself and I

1. آپ throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. آپ wear at least some black every day.

3. آپ rip your clothes on purpose.

4. آپ call people آپ don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. آپ yell "CRUCIO!" at people when آپ get mad.

6. آپ carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" یا an "L", آپ accidentally type out a Bellatrix یا a Lestrange instead.

9. آپ think her birthday should...

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So the Twilight پرستار came up and said.......

posted by KateKicksAss

I found this online. It's a real conversation a bookstore employee apparently had with a Twilight fan. It didn't happen to me. I found it funny, thought آپ guys might too.

(A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.)
Customer: “Hey, do آپ guys sell the Twilight books?”
Me: “Yes, they’re right over there.”
Customer: “Have آپ read them?”
Me: “Yes, I have.”
Customer: “Didn’t آپ just LOVE them?!”
Me: “Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–”
Customer: *suddenly furious* “Are آپ f***ing serious?! These are the best کتابیں ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite آپ and drink all your blood!”
Me: *backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…”

Muggles vs. Non-vampires

posted by ilovereading

I was thinking about difference in Harry Potter and Twilight background and this is what I concluded. Enjoy!

Knowledge of magical beings not soo very far from their backyards
Harry Potter: As I can get from HP کتابیں and The Tales of Beedle the Bard, wizarding world was known to Muggles, but because of witch hunt and victims of it in both sides, wizard decided to go underground and not to be commonly know to people. They don`t use spells in front of Muggles and if sombody does manage to discover their secret, they erase their memory.
However, there are exeptions. Families of Mugle-borns ofcourse...

harry meets edward

posted by june13

were are آپ harry asked ron over here can't آپ see me am right in front of you.
no i cant see آپ it's so drak a cat even could not see in here.

hah ron very funny, lets try to find a light swicht for آپ can see.
ron i found one. well then turn it one then
i am don't worry

boo am going to suck your owls blood.
right then the sun came toungt the window and then edward begin to spark

look harry this vamiper sparks how sad is that.

ron is he waring girls cothing
yay i think he is

no am not but am in love with a human girl

harry and ron at the same time laghed them selfed silly

and that's the end of this fine story

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A Rant About Twilight And Harry Potter.

posted by Guste_LT

THIS IS JUST MY PERSONALL OPINION, FEEL FREE TO DISAGREE, THIS IS JUST WHAT I THINK, NOT THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF TWILIGHT FANS. SO PLEASE UNDERSTAND THIS IS MY PERSONAL OPINION!!!!!!

Thank you.

Just so آپ know, this is a Twilight پرستار speaking.

Twilight may NOT be the best book ever, i didnt say that it was (keep that in mind), when i read it, i saw alot of flaws, like in breaking dawn, Meyer made it clear that vamps cant inject sperm, and yet, somehow Bella got pregnant. I've read this مضمون سے طرف کی XDRoseLuvsHP, and i totaly agree. I believe that People like Twilight مزید thatn HP because it...