•Harry Potter vs Twilight•

*I used to like Twilight until I started really reading it and it seemed like the مزید I heard یا read into it, the مزید negative things I would find. This is coming from an unbiased point of view; Me being a پرستار of Harry Potter has nothing to do with my opinion.


Why I hate Twilight and think it is a bad example of love:
•     Bella is incredibly disrespectful, insensitive, and rude to her own parents. She even calls them سے طرف کی their first names. She thinks her dad is a ‘dumb*** and constantly says he can’t look after himself and she calls her own mother an idiot all because...

I’ve read many lists pointing out Twilight “Plot Holes”, but مزید often than not, the lists aren’t very valid at all. Half of them are usually just complaints, pointing out something they don’t like about Twilight (Example:” Why would vampires go to high school?”, یا “Why does Bella have so many friends?”). The rest are just factually incorrect, یا can be logically theorized. These are usually followed سے طرف کی “Stephenie Meyer obviously ditched history class”, یا “Hasn’t Stephenie ever heard of logic?”, یا my personal favorite, “I would know, I had a lesson about it...

Me, Myself, and I

By Rita Skeeter

Exclusive interview with notorious Death Eater Bellatrix Lestrange

Here I am, sitting in the private dungeon of the notorious Bellatrix Lestrange, most feared follower of the Dark Lord, and having a completely normal interview. Read on to see if there’s مزید to Bellatrix than just madness and a nasty reputation!

RS: Hello!

BL: *growls*

RS: Do آپ mind if I use a quick-quotes quill?

BL: What’s that?

*fingers wand handle threateningly*

RS: Oh, nothing, erm, moving on…Can I call آپ Bella?

BL: No.

RS: How would آپ describe your relationship with the man known as...

I would like to start سے طرف کی quoting Susanna Laitala, who wrote a review of Breaking Dawn for a Finnish newspaper: "... سے طرف کی Stephenie Meyer, who, in my opinion, is a very talented writer." I disagree: I do not think Meyer could write even a decent children's book, with a plot culminating in a giraffe finding his lost scarf. She would probably decide that the giraffe is suddenly carnivore who has green stripes instead of brown spots - she has already done so to the beloved villains of literature, vampires. Meyer's vampires are in fact 'vegetarian': they drink only animal blood. In addition, they...